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tony .wavs @tonywavs.bsky.social · 1d

IF YOURE NOT JACKING OFF STRAIGHT INTO THE TOILET THEN YOURE NOT OPTIMIZED

tony .wavs @tonywavs.bsky.social · 3d

SEX SCENES IN MOVIES MAKE ME WANNA PUKE BUT I WILL WATCH THE MOST FUCKED UP PORN WHEN I JACK OFF

tony .wavs @tonywavs.bsky.social · 4d

FEMBOY SLIM

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tony .wavs @tonywavs.bsky.social · 8d

ANY DJS WANNA FRONT 2 FRONT W ME

tony .wavs @tonywavs.bsky.social · 14d

IF “PLATONIC” COMES FROM “PLATO”…

WAS BRO THE OG INCEL??

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tony .wavs @tonywavs.bsky.social · 21d

IF WOMANSPLAINING DOESNT EXIST THEN EXPLAIN ASTROLOGY

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tony .wavs @tonywavs.bsky.social · 24d

CONGRATS ON MOVING TO JAPAN

…YOURE STILL YOU THO 🤢

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tony .wavs @tonywavs.bsky.social · Sep 9

HEY MARATHON RUNNERS:

JUST DO DRUGS

YOURE WELCOME

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tony .wavs @tonywavs.bsky.social · Sep 8

IM LIKE THE HULK BUT IT JUST MY CUM THATS GREEN

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tony .wavs @tonywavs.bsky.social · Sep 7

I REALLY AM THE MOST DEVIOUS BASTARD IN NEW YORK CITY

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tony .wavs @tonywavs.bsky.social · Sep 6

I HAVE PREDICTED 100% OF THE DIVORCES

tony .wavs @tonywavs.bsky.social · Aug 29

FUCK BRAD PITT IN FIGHT CLUB

IM TRYNA GET THAT BRENDAN FRASIER PHYSIQUE FROM GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE

tony .wavs @tonywavs.bsky.social · Aug 16

I
AM
THE BENEFACTORY

tony .wavs @tonywavs.bsky.social · Aug 14

RAW DOGGIN IT

tony .wavs @tonywavs.bsky.social · Aug 14

PEOPLE SEE ME LIVE AND SAY “FINALLY, A STRAIGHT DJ”

tony .wavs @tonywavs.bsky.social · Aug 14

CHILL LOFI BEATS TO RIP FAT LINES OF COKE TO SEND TWEET

tony .wavs @tonywavs.bsky.social · Aug 13

ANYBODY ELSE MOON GOONIN RN

tony .wavs @tonywavs.bsky.social · Aug 12

AS LONG AS EVERYBODY WANTS TO FUCK ME WE WONT HAVE ANY PROBLEMS—MAYBE GLOBALLY

tony .wavs @tonywavs.bsky.social · Aug 11

STOP IT YOURE HURTING MY FEELING

tony .wavs @tonywavs.bsky.social · Jul 23

DID YOUR BOYFRIEND START GOING TO THERAPY AND BECOME A FUCKING LOSER?

YOU MAY BE ENTITLED TO COMPENSATION

tony .wavs @tonywavs.bsky.social · Jul 23

EYE CONTACT WHILE EYE-FUCKING—YES OR NO?

tony .wavs @tonywavs.bsky.social · Jul 23

IF YOURE BLONDE I ALREADY DONT LIKE YOU

tony .wavs @tonywavs.bsky.social · Jul 22

“BIG THINGS COMING SOON” IS THE PLOT OF LITERALLY EVERY PORNO DO PRODUCERS KNOW THIS????????

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tony .wavs @tonywavs.bsky.social · Jul 21

DID SMOKING CIGARETTES ALWAYS LOOK COOL OR IS IT MARKETING?????

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tony .wavs @tonywavs.bsky.social · Jul 20

IS LEFT OR RIGHT NUT THE BOY NUT?? I ALWAYS FORGET