Beautiful, Conflicted Vegetable Man
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He/him. I'm just on this earth to build a broad set of skills that I'm exceptionally mediocre at. Also to shit post.
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I'm learning the clarinet and my dog will run into the room from across the house to stare at me disapprovingly
November 27, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I'm learning the clarinet and my dog will run into the room from across the house to stare at me disapprovingly
I know this is an artifact of the photo on the TV, but I want to believe that Doctor Swiffer here just generates that moiré pattern in real life
November 27, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I know this is an artifact of the photo on the TV, but I want to believe that Doctor Swiffer here just generates that moiré pattern in real life
I love lentils too but I'll just say this wasn't playing to my sister's strengths
November 25, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I love lentils too but I'll just say this wasn't playing to my sister's strengths
LENTIL LOAF
My sister was a vegetarian and one year she made a lentil "meat"loaf as a main course for Thanksgiving.
She was describing it on the phone to our hard-of-hearing grandpa who had never seen a lentil in his life.
The increasingly loud and exasperated "LENTIL LOAF!" is now a family tradition to shout
She was describing it on the phone to our hard-of-hearing grandpa who had never seen a lentil in his life.
The increasingly loud and exasperated "LENTIL LOAF!" is now a family tradition to shout
November 25, 2025 at 2:38 AM
LENTIL LOAF
My sister was a vegetarian and one year she made a lentil "meat"loaf as a main course for Thanksgiving.
She was describing it on the phone to our hard-of-hearing grandpa who had never seen a lentil in his life.
The increasingly loud and exasperated "LENTIL LOAF!" is now a family tradition to shout
She was describing it on the phone to our hard-of-hearing grandpa who had never seen a lentil in his life.
The increasingly loud and exasperated "LENTIL LOAF!" is now a family tradition to shout
November 25, 2025 at 1:15 AM
My sister was a vegetarian and one year she made a lentil "meat"loaf as a main course for Thanksgiving.
She was describing it on the phone to our hard-of-hearing grandpa who had never seen a lentil in his life.
The increasingly loud and exasperated "LENTIL LOAF!" is now a family tradition to shout
She was describing it on the phone to our hard-of-hearing grandpa who had never seen a lentil in his life.
The increasingly loud and exasperated "LENTIL LOAF!" is now a family tradition to shout
For our fancy cocktail glasses specifically it's
Right Side Up: Prone to Tipping Over and Breaking
or
Upside Down: Wear on the rim makes it prone to chipping
I choose the former option.
Right Side Up: Prone to Tipping Over and Breaking
or
Upside Down: Wear on the rim makes it prone to chipping
I choose the former option.
November 24, 2025 at 9:21 PM
For our fancy cocktail glasses specifically it's
Right Side Up: Prone to Tipping Over and Breaking
or
Upside Down: Wear on the rim makes it prone to chipping
I choose the former option.
Right Side Up: Prone to Tipping Over and Breaking
or
Upside Down: Wear on the rim makes it prone to chipping
I choose the former option.
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Having an unfinished webcomic is the realest credential for being a webcomic creator
November 24, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Having an unfinished webcomic is the realest credential for being a webcomic creator
It's enough to make one want to run for city council on a single policy of "what if we had reflective paint" and then retire once you accomplished that
November 24, 2025 at 1:08 AM
It's enough to make one want to run for city council on a single policy of "what if we had reflective paint" and then retire once you accomplished that