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🍭Candy Bara🍭

@toomuchdynamite.bsky.social

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✨Bonafide Candy Wolf✨ Creator of Sweat Hearts, Star Ship, & Lewi's Noodle House for Wayward Demons! | 18+ | patreon.com/toomuchdynamite | twitch.tv/TooMuchDynamite

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🍭Candy Bara🍭 @toomuchdynamite.bsky.social · 10h

I’m using Mint. Basically my bottleneck is nailing down PipeWire so my external audio interface can communicate with all my applications while I use my mic.

🍭Candy Bara🍭 @toomuchdynamite.bsky.social · 12h

“Barketing” 📣🐺

🍭Candy Bara🍭 @toomuchdynamite.bsky.social · 12h

Yeh it’s all good. I think once I solve this mystery it’ll work on everything else. I’d be excited to get VR working on here.

Puppy steps! 💪🐺💦

🍭Candy Bara🍭 @toomuchdynamite.bsky.social · 12h

I need a sugar daddy software smarty-nerd furry boyfriend. That’s what I’m missing here.

🍭Candy Bara🍭 @toomuchdynamite.bsky.social · 12h

Yeah it’s like learning a new language. If I can just get my audio interface to fully work in Reaper, then I’m golden.

🍭Candy Bara🍭 @toomuchdynamite.bsky.social · 12h

I’m test flying Mint. My main obstacle now is getting my Scarlett 8i6 input to work in Reaper.

Basically getting my mic work with loopback so I can hear myself through my headset.

I got it to work for a bit then suddenly my sound stopped working on all other apps besides Reaper.

REAL COOL 🐺💦

🍭Candy Bara🍭 @toomuchdynamite.bsky.social · 12h

Been teaching myself Linux all day.

Brain squishy.

Chewed bubble gum.

Help.

🖥️ 🐺 🧠💦

🍭Candy Bara🍭 @toomuchdynamite.bsky.social · 16h

This auction will not have an AB, no.

🍭Candy Bara🍭 @toomuchdynamite.bsky.social · 17h

It'll be a Very Fragrant Friday

🍭Candy Bara🍭 @toomuchdynamite.bsky.social · 17h

For the most part, yeah! I’d just like to see a ref if anyone has any questions. Styles like Sonic OC’s and the like wouldn’t be a good fit.

🍭Candy Bara🍭 @toomuchdynamite.bsky.social · 17h

PS: If anyone is aching to deeply dick sniff my good man here, I made a YCH comic page that’ll be open for auction this Friday~

NSFW WARNING:
A partial screenshot of a YCH comic page I’ll be opening for this Friday. Showcasing the dirty, horny wolf man getting his dick kissed, sniffed, and so on by your typical YCH blue furry character.

“Hey, slow it down now! I ain’t even hit the record button yet! Uhh… okay, yeah. Why don’t you give me uh WHIFF, puppy?”

🍭Candy Bara🍭 @toomuchdynamite.bsky.social · 1d

I get so visually drunk on your photos every time

🍭Candy Bara🍭 @toomuchdynamite.bsky.social · 1d

W-Why does it...?

🍭Candy Bara🍭 @toomuchdynamite.bsky.social · 2d

He’s new at this kinda thing. He’s still figuring out camera rotation on his phone.

🍭Candy Bara🍭 @toomuchdynamite.bsky.social · 2d

(He's not using the money to buy new underwear. The ones he has are just fine)

🍭Candy Bara🍭 @toomuchdynamite.bsky.social · 2d

He took one dink pic and saw that it paid his electric bill and a pack of cigarettes. So expect to see more of him in the future.

🍭Candy Bara🍭 @toomuchdynamite.bsky.social · 2d

I grew up in a small, blue collar foundry town surrounded by men who talked like this and it absolutely wired my brain in a specific way

🍭Candy Bara🍭 @toomuchdynamite.bsky.social · 2d

I prefer stomping buttons

🍭Candy Bara🍭 @toomuchdynamite.bsky.social · 2d

He’s an air de-freshener

🍭Candy Bara🍭 @toomuchdynamite.bsky.social · 2d

Aw, thanks dude!! I think I’m gonna keep this feller around.

🍭Candy Bara🍭 @toomuchdynamite.bsky.social · 2d

I have zero doubt in my heart

🍭Candy Bara🍭 @toomuchdynamite.bsky.social · 2d

Stop sniffing his dink at church

🍭Candy Bara🍭 @toomuchdynamite.bsky.social · 2d

“Yew can smell it, can’tcha?” 🐺💦

(You can.)

NSFW WARNING:

An illustration of a dirty, handsome wolf man I had an urge to design. The view is a low angle, perfectly showing his good. He sits at the edge of his bed, old briefs down to his ankles. His heavy sack and turgid, long dick stands straight up. Framed in his spread thighs and sweater being tauntingly pulled up, exposing his soft, round belly. He looks down at his camera through his tinted, thick glasses. Reflecting the warm sunlight from his bedroom window. His toothy, open smile is as inviting as his body language.

Oh and his dick is probably very ripe.

🍭Candy Bara🍭 @toomuchdynamite.bsky.social · 3d

Here’s a pickup line you can use.

A clip of a NSFW comic I’m working on, showing a placeholder character literally being spoken down to. Because he’s on the ground.

“…Anyone ever tell you that you look like you could suck the stink off uh dick before?”

🍭Candy Bara🍭 @toomuchdynamite.bsky.social · 4d

Awh, that's great! Shame it's a 2-pager, haha. It'll just have to be teased~