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Habeus Jocus

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Habeus Jocus @toowoke2joke.on.computer · Aug 22

The way I see it is like this. Sometimes you have to pick up dog shit, and the best way to do it is to use a glove or a bag so you don't get it on you. Then you throw away the glove/bag. Newsom is that glove/bag.

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Habeus Jocus @toowoke2joke.on.computer · 48m

I don't like that the mainstream is trying to make Marge the MAGA voice of reason. There is no reason to MAGA. This is just their internal contradictions sometimes surfacing but they are crazy all the way down.

Habeus Jocus @toowoke2joke.on.computer · 15h

She's dumb and the phrasing makes it seem like it's the girlfriend of small 'a'antifa, but it's this person who was the girlfriend of a Rose City Antifa founder. Sorry for reposting this chud, but this is where that narrative comes from.

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wolf pupy @wolfpupy.bsky.social · 17h

loud sound warning

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Habeus Jocus @toowoke2joke.on.computer · 16h

They call him Pepe Spray because he eats that shit for lunch.

Habeus Jocus @toowoke2joke.on.computer · 16h

It's why they switched to the much more secure protocol of passing notes in class.

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Habeus Jocus @toowoke2joke.on.computer · 16h

Might as well be called the rebel alliance.

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Habeus Jocus @toowoke2joke.on.computer · 16h

Used to see them on local syndication and looked them up before. They have worst BBB reviews. Glad to see they are moving up in the world.

Habeus Jocus @toowoke2joke.on.computer · 16h

Fools. That only makes the Portland Frog stronger!

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Habeus Jocus @toowoke2joke.on.computer · 16h

Is it for those shitty 4patriot mres?

Habeus Jocus @toowoke2joke.on.computer · 16h

The image might be reversed to make it legible.

Habeus Jocus @toowoke2joke.on.computer · 16h

Now you take today's antifa discussion where the accusation was just thrown out there that police and local leaders are colluding with antifa against ICE and you now have a conspiracy against the US Government that only the Insurrection Act can address.

Habeus Jocus @toowoke2joke.on.computer · 16h

This is called the Poster's Boomerang.

Habeus Jocus @toowoke2joke.on.computer · 16h

bsky.app/profile/maks...

MAKS 25 👀🇺🇦 @maks23.bsky.social · 18h

👀 The note Rubio handed to Trump:

“You need to approve a Truth Social post soon so you can announce deal first.”

Habeus Jocus @toowoke2joke.on.computer · 16h

No, but they photographed a note passed to him by Rubio about him approving this very Truth Social announcement.

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Habeus Jocus @toowoke2joke.on.computer · 16h

You think there is a Trump style guide they have to follow that dictates which RANDOM word gets capitalized?

Habeus Jocus @toowoke2joke.on.computer · 17h

So now that we know for a fact that he's not writing these, we need to find out who is actually doing so in his voice.

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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 18h

Good lord.

@apnews.com

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Habeus Jocus @toowoke2joke.on.computer · 18h

Damn you putting me on blast like a double decker taco out of my ass.

Habeus Jocus @toowoke2joke.on.computer · 18h

Bet they wish they hadn't burned that diamond right now.

Habeus Jocus @toowoke2joke.on.computer · 18h

Iron Dome has the chance to do the funniest thing ever.

Habeus Jocus @toowoke2joke.on.computer · 18h

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Habeus Jocus @toowoke2joke.on.computer · 18h

Nice try to confuse your stomach, but the diarrhea is inevitable.

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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 18h

A window into how policy is made in this White House

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 18h

Q: Are you going to work with your administration to designate antifa a foreign terror organization?

TRUMP: You mean anti-terror?

Q: Antifa

TRUMP: Antifa?

Q: A foreign terror organization

TRUMP: Would you like to see it done? I'd be glad to do it. Does everybody agree? It sounds good to me

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Habeus Jocus @toowoke2joke.on.computer · 18h

I never said I wouldn't open the exit door. I obviously need to open it so I can get out first.

Habeus Jocus @toowoke2joke.on.computer · 19h

The most Freudian of slips.