Tori Brenneison
@toribrenneison.bsky.social
👩🏻💻 sr. software dev
🏫 MA history of art
🎤 tech conference speaker
🐈⬛🐕 cat & dog mom
🏎️ red bull f1
📍 cleveland, oh, usa
🏫 MA history of art
🎤 tech conference speaker
🐈⬛🐕 cat & dog mom
🏎️ red bull f1
📍 cleveland, oh, usa
Know what I miss?
Slide projectors. That mechanical thunking noise they make when the carousel advances.
It's like a Pavlovian response, I think about that noise and suddenly I'm sitting in a dark room looking at a screen.
Slide projectors. That mechanical thunking noise they make when the carousel advances.
It's like a Pavlovian response, I think about that noise and suddenly I'm sitting in a dark room looking at a screen.
November 11, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Know what I miss?
Slide projectors. That mechanical thunking noise they make when the carousel advances.
It's like a Pavlovian response, I think about that noise and suddenly I'm sitting in a dark room looking at a screen.
Slide projectors. That mechanical thunking noise they make when the carousel advances.
It's like a Pavlovian response, I think about that noise and suddenly I'm sitting in a dark room looking at a screen.
Took me way too long and too much Google to remember Dan Flavin's name. I got there with "florescent light tubes artist", finally.
Embarrassing since I used to just hang out in the Flavin room at Tate Modern. It's hella vibes in there.
Embarrassing since I used to just hang out in the Flavin room at Tate Modern. It's hella vibes in there.
November 11, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Took me way too long and too much Google to remember Dan Flavin's name. I got there with "florescent light tubes artist", finally.
Embarrassing since I used to just hang out in the Flavin room at Tate Modern. It's hella vibes in there.
Embarrassing since I used to just hang out in the Flavin room at Tate Modern. It's hella vibes in there.
My mom called me on lap 69 and I all but literally picked up, screamed "MAX NEEDS TO OVERTAKE KIMI FOR P2 WITH THREE LAPS TO GO", and hung up.
Don't worry, I called her back after it didn't happen. #f1
Don't worry, I called her back after it didn't happen. #f1
November 9, 2025 at 8:10 PM
My mom called me on lap 69 and I all but literally picked up, screamed "MAX NEEDS TO OVERTAKE KIMI FOR P2 WITH THREE LAPS TO GO", and hung up.
Don't worry, I called her back after it didn't happen. #f1
Don't worry, I called her back after it didn't happen. #f1
I don't know why I was so worried about Max. Start from the pit lane, p4 by lap 22? Only my boy. He'll win after the papaya boys take each other out (Oscar will hit Lando, and then whine about it). #f1 #wishfulThinking #brazilianGP
November 9, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I don't know why I was so worried about Max. Start from the pit lane, p4 by lap 22? Only my boy. He'll win after the papaya boys take each other out (Oscar will hit Lando, and then whine about it). #f1 #wishfulThinking #brazilianGP
I wasn't even going to watch this race, but I am and I'm so mad. It's 9 laps in and this is the Grand Prix of Bullshit.
I hope the papaya boys hit each other and double DNF. Rooting for penalties. #f1
I hope the papaya boys hit each other and double DNF. Rooting for penalties. #f1
November 9, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I wasn't even going to watch this race, but I am and I'm so mad. It's 9 laps in and this is the Grand Prix of Bullshit.
I hope the papaya boys hit each other and double DNF. Rooting for penalties. #f1
I hope the papaya boys hit each other and double DNF. Rooting for penalties. #f1
I demand penalties for Piastri. All of them. What the hell. JUSTICE FOR CHARLES LECLERC #f1 #brazilianGP
November 9, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I demand penalties for Piastri. All of them. What the hell. JUSTICE FOR CHARLES LECLERC #f1 #brazilianGP
Left TechBash at roughly 11, pulled into the school parking lot to get the kiddo at 4:45. Nailed it.
Finally home. My dog missed me 😹
Finally home. My dog missed me 😹
November 7, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Left TechBash at roughly 11, pulled into the school parking lot to get the kiddo at 4:45. Nailed it.
Finally home. My dog missed me 😹
Finally home. My dog missed me 😹
You knew it was coming: @techbash.bsky.social 2025 Tech Conference Bathroom Selfie™️
November 6, 2025 at 7:05 PM
You knew it was coming: @techbash.bsky.social 2025 Tech Conference Bathroom Selfie™️
Do university students still write their finals in blue books? Is that still a thing?
That was my favorite part of undergrad, because I'm a weirdo. I loved composing an entire academic essay in an hour or less.
That was my favorite part of undergrad, because I'm a weirdo. I loved composing an entire academic essay in an hour or less.
November 6, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Do university students still write their finals in blue books? Is that still a thing?
That was my favorite part of undergrad, because I'm a weirdo. I loved composing an entire academic essay in an hour or less.
That was my favorite part of undergrad, because I'm a weirdo. I loved composing an entire academic essay in an hour or less.
One of the things I am known for is telling junior devs there is no crying in software development, followed up by the statement, "I'm joking, there is SO MUCH crying". #facts
November 6, 2025 at 2:12 PM
One of the things I am known for is telling junior devs there is no crying in software development, followed up by the statement, "I'm joking, there is SO MUCH crying". #facts
Can't judge a conference by its swag, but @techbash.bsky.social does it SO well 😻 (Not pictured: the small conference sticker that actually fit in the little free space left on my laptop! More small-size conf stickers, please!)
November 5, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Can't judge a conference by its swag, but @techbash.bsky.social does it SO well 😻 (Not pictured: the small conference sticker that actually fit in the little free space left on my laptop! More small-size conf stickers, please!)
Number one conference activity? Yappin' with @corgidev.bsky.social
Someone should probably keep us away from each other so that we actually get other stuff done 😹
Someone should probably keep us away from each other so that we actually get other stuff done 😹
November 5, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Number one conference activity? Yappin' with @corgidev.bsky.social
Someone should probably keep us away from each other so that we actually get other stuff done 😹
Someone should probably keep us away from each other so that we actually get other stuff done 😹
Time for @techbash.bsky.social 2025!!! Always a good time 💙
November 5, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Time for @techbash.bsky.social 2025!!! Always a good time 💙
October 26, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Finally took the Tech Elevator sticker off my laptop.
Feels weird.
Feels weird.
October 3, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Finally took the Tech Elevator sticker off my laptop.
Feels weird.
Feels weird.
October 1, 2025 at 4:19 AM
J. Crew has me on a drip campaign with emails titled "Still thinking about the 2025 Rollneck sweater?" and y'all I have been thinking nonstop about the 2025 Rollneck sweater since it was announced a week and a half ago
September 29, 2025 at 12:40 PM
J. Crew has me on a drip campaign with emails titled "Still thinking about the 2025 Rollneck sweater?" and y'all I have been thinking nonstop about the 2025 Rollneck sweater since it was announced a week and a half ago
Getting back into drawing and I have just been SO incredibly pleased with this illustration at every step so far.
Next: ruining it all by painting 😹
Next: ruining it all by painting 😹
September 26, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Getting back into drawing and I have just been SO incredibly pleased with this illustration at every step so far.
Next: ruining it all by painting 😹
Next: ruining it all by painting 😹
Ummm @guy.dev why is my partner guiltily saying "if a long skinny box shows up at the house on Friday it's definitely not an antenna"???? Why is there an app on my home LAN that is tracking the planes flying over the house???? Why did I let you two ever interact????
September 24, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Ummm @guy.dev why is my partner guiltily saying "if a long skinny box shows up at the house on Friday it's definitely not an antenna"???? Why is there an app on my home LAN that is tracking the planes flying over the house???? Why did I let you two ever interact????
Some damn youth on Reddit just referred to L.L. Bean as "the bean", as in, "I got a new Boat and Tote from The Bean" and... no. Absolutely not. We are not doing that.
Preppy is a lifestyle, not an aesthetic, kids. Same as punk.
Preppy is a lifestyle, not an aesthetic, kids. Same as punk.
September 22, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Some damn youth on Reddit just referred to L.L. Bean as "the bean", as in, "I got a new Boat and Tote from The Bean" and... no. Absolutely not. We are not doing that.
Preppy is a lifestyle, not an aesthetic, kids. Same as punk.
Preppy is a lifestyle, not an aesthetic, kids. Same as punk.
A Red Bull and a Racing Bull on the podium? 😻🙌🏻 #F1 #DutchGrandPrix
August 31, 2025 at 2:55 PM
A Red Bull and a Racing Bull on the podium? 😻🙌🏻 #F1 #DutchGrandPrix
It's a bad day to be driving a Ferrari. #F1 #DutchGrandPrix
August 31, 2025 at 2:16 PM
It's a bad day to be driving a Ferrari. #F1 #DutchGrandPrix