Totally Offside
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Is Berube legit gonna get canned?
November 29, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Is Berube legit gonna get canned?
Heading to the Marlies game tonight. Haven't been paying anywhere close to my usual amount of attention to the Leafs this year. Not even sure who plays for the Marlies at this point tbh.
November 26, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Heading to the Marlies game tonight. Haven't been paying anywhere close to my usual amount of attention to the Leafs this year. Not even sure who plays for the Marlies at this point tbh.
My son has started calling chicken cold cuts "chicken bologna". And like, yeah, that's better.
November 25, 2025 at 5:01 PM
My son has started calling chicken cold cuts "chicken bologna". And like, yeah, that's better.
The great thing about having children is that you realize you have so much other stuff to occupy your time if the Leafs are poo. I'm young enough to feel confident I can wait the bums out but old enough to have other shit to do!
November 23, 2025 at 10:59 PM
The great thing about having children is that you realize you have so much other stuff to occupy your time if the Leafs are poo. I'm young enough to feel confident I can wait the bums out but old enough to have other shit to do!
Adults are ruining card collecting as a hobby for kids tbh
November 22, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Adults are ruining card collecting as a hobby for kids tbh
I bet Zohran told Trump he loved his work in Home Alone 2.
November 21, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I bet Zohran told Trump he loved his work in Home Alone 2.
After seeing the impact of one meeting with Mamdani, Bernie should be booking a standing lunch with Trump every day for the next three years. The US would have universal healthcare and a $25 minimum wage within weeks.
November 21, 2025 at 10:25 PM
After seeing the impact of one meeting with Mamdani, Bernie should be booking a standing lunch with Trump every day for the next three years. The US would have universal healthcare and a $25 minimum wage within weeks.
Leafs claimed Butt-Head of Beavis and Butt-Head fame?
November 15, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Leafs claimed Butt-Head of Beavis and Butt-Head fame?
Finally grinded enough candies to get the hydrapple my kid told me I "had to catch"! 🐉🍎
November 15, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Finally grinded enough candies to get the hydrapple my kid told me I "had to catch"! 🐉🍎
You ever randomly think of something you could do that would be kinda funny but not funny enough to actually do and also too weird to explain why you'd even do it? Anyway, I just got the idea to go out to grab lunch and bring my wife back a filet o' fish, unprompted, having never seen her eat one.
November 15, 2025 at 1:35 PM
You ever randomly think of something you could do that would be kinda funny but not funny enough to actually do and also too weird to explain why you'd even do it? Anyway, I just got the idea to go out to grab lunch and bring my wife back a filet o' fish, unprompted, having never seen her eat one.
The season gets late early and all that but I feel like people are declaring the Leafs dead a bit prematurely considering they've been down 1-2 of their top 2 goalies plus their best dman most of the year. Far from a perfect team but I imagine most teams would get scored on a lot in that scenario.
November 14, 2025 at 5:44 PM
The season gets late early and all that but I feel like people are declaring the Leafs dead a bit prematurely considering they've been down 1-2 of their top 2 goalies plus their best dman most of the year. Far from a perfect team but I imagine most teams would get scored on a lot in that scenario.
Why is it snowing? What the fuck?!
November 9, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Why is it snowing? What the fuck?!
Completely forgot I wrote this article proposing a Pandemic playoff format. Genuinely think this would have kicked ass.
theleafsnation.com/news/the-bes...
theleafsnation.com/news/the-bes...
The Best/Most Chaotic NHL Draft and Playoff Format
<p>Since the abrupt pause of the NHL season, the two hockey related topics that have been widely discussed amongst fans and analysts: “How will this affect the playoffs?” and “How will this affect the...
theleafsnation.com
November 8, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Completely forgot I wrote this article proposing a Pandemic playoff format. Genuinely think this would have kicked ass.
theleafsnation.com/news/the-bes...
theleafsnation.com/news/the-bes...
Reposted by Totally Offside
SOCRATES: No god is a philosopher or seeker after wisdom, for he is wise already; nor does any man who is wise seek after wisdom.
PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.
DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.
DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
November 8, 2025 at 1:45 AM
SOCRATES: No god is a philosopher or seeker after wisdom, for he is wise already; nor does any man who is wise seek after wisdom.
PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.
DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.
DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
Worth a try. Blais in for McMann would be the one real head scratcher though.
Maple Leafs lines at morning skate:
Knies-Matthews-Robertson
Cowan-Tavares-Nylander
Joshua-Roy-Maccelli
Blais-Domi-Järnkrok
Laughton, McMann
Rielly-Carlo
Benoit-McCabe
Ekman-Larsson-Myers
Knies-Matthews-Robertson
Cowan-Tavares-Nylander
Joshua-Roy-Maccelli
Blais-Domi-Järnkrok
Laughton, McMann
Rielly-Carlo
Benoit-McCabe
Ekman-Larsson-Myers
November 3, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Worth a try. Blais in for McMann would be the one real head scratcher though.
The interesting thing about Nick Robertson's so-so start to the season is that he has the same amount of goals as Mitch Marner.
November 2, 2025 at 11:38 PM
The interesting thing about Nick Robertson's so-so start to the season is that he has the same amount of goals as Mitch Marner.
I also want to pay in the NHL tbh
David Kampf is reportedly away from the Marlies as he contemplates his future in Toronto
Read More Here 📰 | theleafsnation.com/news/report-...
Read More Here 📰 | theleafsnation.com/news/report-...
November 2, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I also want to pay in the NHL tbh
Guess I have to start paying attention to the Leafs again... I assume they've been dominating the league thus far this season?
November 2, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Guess I have to start paying attention to the Leafs again... I assume they've been dominating the league thus far this season?
Well I guess I was due for some new demons...
November 2, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Well I guess I was due for some new demons...
God damn. That could have been it.
November 2, 2025 at 3:17 AM
God damn. That could have been it.
Vlad is the one
November 2, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Vlad is the one
I feel like we have this conversation weekly but I will say again, I don't think Carney making Trump feel like a big special boy while offering no trade concessions of note is a bad plan tbh. On all other fronts, Carney has been a poo poo caca PM but I don't thinK he's been bad on US relations tbh.
November 1, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I feel like we have this conversation weekly but I will say again, I don't think Carney making Trump feel like a big special boy while offering no trade concessions of note is a bad plan tbh. On all other fronts, Carney has been a poo poo caca PM but I don't thinK he's been bad on US relations tbh.