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Pop-Pop, the Fez-Cat
@toygunhitman.bsky.social
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Professional consulting fez-cat.
Semi-Pro Key-bard: I get paid to write words.
Leans decidedly to the left.
Trans chick.
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Pathfinder 2nd Edition ✨Enthusiast.✨
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A small capture of hashtags from Tumblr reading "#not to be a lesbian but oh my fucking god. jesus fuck #ing christ. oh my god." etc. In summation, excessive lesbianism.
November 12, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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The Pactmasters (a council of witchwyrds) go extremely hardcore when crossed.
A screen shot of the fictional character Massein Aktep's entry on the PathfinderWiki. It describes the identity of the infamous prisoner, as well as the reason for his imprisonment: "Massein Aktep was an extremely wealthy businessman in Katapesh. He was involved in a huge scandal in 4701 AR, in which he was implicated in tax evasion, fraud, and the murders of several prominent guildmasters. In response, the Pactmasters seized all of his holdings, turned his expansive personal dungeon into the city of Katapesh's new gaol, and imprisoned him there in a 5-foot-square cell as of 4709 AR. The Pactmasters also converted his estate into the Council Hall, which hosts meetings of the city's guildmasters and other officials, as well as the Zephyr Guard's barracks. As of 4709 AR, the Pactmasters annually brought Massein Aktep out of his cell and paraded him through the city in what is known as the Gaol Parade, to remind the citizens of Katapesh that nobody is allowed to break the law."
November 12, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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The skeleton is politely asking that you reconsider your words and/or deeds.
October 27, 2025 at 6:58 AM
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A screen cap of a tweet made by Forbes' official account. It refers to Elon Musk stating "cisgender" and "cis" are considered "slurs" under Twitter's content policy, one of several brainrotted ad-hoc policy changes that the Ketamine Demons told him to make.
October 17, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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A close up of a woman from a vacuum cleaner ad with a strangely distressed-looking smile. Over her face is the word "The". A second panel with an even closer view of her face, even more distressed looking somehow at this range, has the word "What?"
October 17, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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Oh, fuck off, Ohio.
A screenshot of the text announcing that I must verify that I am an adult before accessing certain feature on Bluesky, because I live in a state run by Republican assholes and need fucking Epic Games to confirm that I'm an adult by providing them my personal data. Very cool, very small government, won't someone think of the children.
October 1, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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This is the other #Nio helmet wielding the vajra.
An iron kawari kabuto from Japan with a visor; the neckguard is detached. The crown of the helmet rises to a full-sized fist holding a vajra, a ceremonial weapon representing a thunderbolt. The helmet symbolizes one of the two fierce guardian-deities that accompany the Buddha.
September 21, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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Some helmets are just cooler than others.

This is a kawari kabuto (17th/18th Century). This one is in Milan. There's another in Japan where the fist is holding a vajra (or kongosho), so that the helmet represents Kongo Rikishi, one of the two #Nio, the wrathful guardians of the Buddha. #armor
A Japanese iron helmet with lamellar neck guard and visor. The peak of the helmet is very tall, rising up to a full-size human fist at the apex, holding a cylinder in the palm.
September 21, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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What's #editing like for me? It's like this. I edit by rewriting my first draft in a program called Cold Turkey Pro, which locks me out of the rest of my computer until I meet a goal. It saves to a .txt, which I then add to a larger .txt called "The Total". Why? It's for consulting as I rewrite. 1/2
A screen capture of an upload status box for Google Drive. It notes three uploads are complete, and lists 122.txt, The Total.txt, and 121.txt as having successfully uploaded. It also indicates that this is the eighty-first version of The Total.txt to have been uploaded.
September 8, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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A comic panel of Godzilla, King of the Monsters. He is a heavy-built, green reptilian monster of enormous size. He has large, serrated scutes down his back. He is also wearing hightop athletic shoes which are improbably in his size and designed for a three-toed monster. He is also landing a layup in a basket mounted on the side of a canyon. A narration box declares, "GODZILLA GOT BUSY."
September 6, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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A black rat with red eyes is surrounded by viruses. Above it are the words "Okay, plague rat"
July 23, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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Adept: ~stands fairly far down an alley from a locked door, takes careful aim, and uses SHATTER on a padlock shackle~

#cyphersystem
Shatter (2+ Intellect points): You interrupt the fundamental force holding normal matter together for a moment, causing the detonation of an object you choose within long range. The object must be a small, mundane item composed of homogeneous matter (such as a clay cup, an iron ingot, a stone, and so on). The object explodes in an immediate radius, dealing 1 point of damage to all creatures and objects in the area. If you apply Effort to increase the damage, you deal 2 additional points of damage per level of Effort (instead of 3 points); targets in the area take 1 point of damage even if you fail the attack roll. Action.
July 16, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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Here's one!
A block of text on a white background, which describes the "Is One With Moss" Focus for Cypher System.
July 5, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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an illustration of a woman with long silver hair in a dress, seated in an elaborate chair. she has her back to the viewer, her hair is somewhat frazzled, and she is clutching her head. the words (screaming silently) appear over her head. she is an entire mood.
July 4, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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"Having once sampled Numerian fluids"

#pathfinder2e #Golarion
A pixel-art cow wants you to explain.
June 27, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender.
A crudely-drawn figure with a realistic skull replacing their head prances through fire. Below them are the words "IT'S AN ABSTRACT KIND OF HELL"
June 23, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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If you inherited a movie theater, what’s your first double feature?

There Are Some Weebs In This House giant robot double feature!
The original movie poster for "The Super Dimension Fortress Macross: Do You Remember Love?" A man and woman float through space in an embrace. Above them is a planet and the silhouette of another woman, and below, several VF-1 Valkyrie variable fighters are visible. The original poster for "Patlabor: The Movie". On a white background, red-headed protagonist Izumi Noa gazes upward while holding a Patlabor pilot's helmet in both hands. She is wearing a Tokyo Metropolitan Police Department 2nd Special Vehicles Section uniform, consisting of a white short-sleeved dress shirt, black tie, high-visibility orange vest, dark blue trousers, brown boots and white spats. Just below her is the movie's title.
May 20, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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If you see this, I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
A person in a t-shirt and a horsehead mask stands in a garage. They appear to be taking a hefty sip from a metal can of gasoline. Large text above the horseheaded person reads "YEAH, OKAY."
May 18, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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Screenshot of a social media post by Robert Provost, recently elected Pope Leo XIV, disagreeing with Vice President/Charisma Vacuum JD Vance. It features an image of Vance, presumably saying something stupid or cruel, from an article on ncronline.org. The text of the post reads "JD Vance is wrong: Jesus doesn't ask us to rank our love for others."
May 8, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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A drawing by @panopticat.bsky.social. It depicts a scruffy cartoon black cat in a fez, shirt collar, and tie. The cat is leaning nonchalantly on a table with one hand raised. A word bubble contains the words "Crab titties." Context for this behavior is notably absent.
May 6, 2025 at 5:54 AM
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If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
A three-quarters angle view of a massive black luxury car known as The Griffon, from the anime The Big O.
May 3, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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A screencap from the From Software video game Bloodborne. The onscreen text reads "SLEEP SCHEDULE RUINED" as though announcing the defeat of a boss.
April 26, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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Normally, yes, but the specific ability is actually more generous.
Item Delivery (Player Core 2 pg. 170 1.1): If your familiar is adjacent to you, you can Command it to deliver an item. Instead of its normal 2 actions, your familiar Interacts to take an item you’re holding of light Bulk or less, then takes one move action, then finally Interacts to pass off the item to another willing creature. It can instead administer the item to the creature if it can do so with 1 action and has an appropriate type of item (such as alchemical elixir). If your familiar doesn’t reach the target this turn, it holds the item until commanded otherwise. Your familiar must have the manual dexterity ability to select this.
April 26, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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A Tripkee in #Pathfinder2e can, at 17th level, use two ancestry Feats ("Fantastic Leaps" + "Unbound Leaper") to hit a thirty-five foot vertical jump with no Athletics skill check. Tripkee reach a typical maximum height of 2' by adulthood. That's 17.5x their height, straight up.
A screen cap of a Pathfinder 2e (Remaster) feat for the Tripkee (little frog guys) ancestry, as displayed in the Pathbuilder2e app. It describes the "Unbound Leaper" feat as follows: "Your jumping prowess is unmatched. You can Leap up to 30 feet in any direction without touching the ground and without requiring an Athletics check; when doing so, you must land on a space of solid ground within 30 feet of you, or else you fall after using your next action. You can exceed your normal Speed while Leaping. Special If you have the Fantastic Leaps feat, the total distance you can Leap horizontally is 40 feet, and the total distance you can Leap vertically is 35 feet."
April 17, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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A five-panel vertically-aligned comic depicting the Cyberpunk 2077 characters V (lady-type version) and Panam in a Nomad truck. First panel: V is looking out the window calmly; Panam is bug-eyed and sweating profusely. Second panel: V announces "Look, cows!!" apparently prompting Panam to scream "I'M NOT GAY!!!" Third Panel: V has gone back to looking out the window while Panam looks uncomfortable and sweaty. There is an ellipsis in a word bubble between them. Fourth Panel: V is glancing back at Panam, Panam is looking away, the ellipsis has turned into seven periods to represent a long, awkward silence. Fifth Panel: Judy abruptly jumps up in the backseat loudly exclaiming "I AM!" causing the other two to scream. The truck is now tilting as Panam jerks the steering wheel in alarm. The comic is by papirfecni, who can be found on that other social media site.
April 10, 2025 at 10:23 PM