Uncle Runt 🦺
@tradierunt.bsky.social
36, tired. Yer uncle that lives on the bad side of town.
Actual idiot.
Best described as squandering potential.
Im still proud of ya champ.
Follow for halfbaked political opinions, thirst traps, and beekeeping nonsense
Actual idiot.
Best described as squandering potential.
Im still proud of ya champ.
Follow for halfbaked political opinions, thirst traps, and beekeeping nonsense
Pinned
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FBI Director Kash Patel: "When you attack our nation's capital, you attack the very being of our way of life. This FBI and this DOJ stand here to tell you we will always refute it and combat it."
Donald Trump pardoned over 1,500 rioters who attacked the U.S. Capitol...
Donald Trump pardoned over 1,500 rioters who attacked the U.S. Capitol...
December 7, 2025 at 1:03 AM
FBI Director Kash Patel: "When you attack our nation's capital, you attack the very being of our way of life. This FBI and this DOJ stand here to tell you we will always refute it and combat it."
Donald Trump pardoned over 1,500 rioters who attacked the U.S. Capitol...
Donald Trump pardoned over 1,500 rioters who attacked the U.S. Capitol...
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“A massive crisis”
Again: Making a broken system less bad is not enough. #MedicareForAllNOW
www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
Again: Making a broken system less bad is not enough. #MedicareForAllNOW
www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
December 7, 2025 at 4:45 AM
“A massive crisis”
Again: Making a broken system less bad is not enough. #MedicareForAllNOW
www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
Again: Making a broken system less bad is not enough. #MedicareForAllNOW
www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
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We're doing a Christmas Train ride thing and I'm feral
December 6, 2025 at 11:50 PM
We're doing a Christmas Train ride thing and I'm feral
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Pull it out and give it a taste @hockeyj0ck.bsky.social
December 5, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Pull it out and give it a taste @hockeyj0ck.bsky.social
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If you're not hiking #naked, then you're not hiking correctly. Clothes have no place in nature.
Photo by @elegantemphoto.bsky.social.
#livenaked #alwaysnaked #nudist #naturist #nudelifestyle #nakedandproud #saynotoclothes #clothesfree #FCF #FatCockFriday #penis #freethepenis #NormalizeNudity
Photo by @elegantemphoto.bsky.social.
#livenaked #alwaysnaked #nudist #naturist #nudelifestyle #nakedandproud #saynotoclothes #clothesfree #FCF #FatCockFriday #penis #freethepenis #NormalizeNudity
December 5, 2025 at 12:51 PM
If you're not hiking #naked, then you're not hiking correctly. Clothes have no place in nature.
Photo by @elegantemphoto.bsky.social.
#livenaked #alwaysnaked #nudist #naturist #nudelifestyle #nakedandproud #saynotoclothes #clothesfree #FCF #FatCockFriday #penis #freethepenis #NormalizeNudity
Photo by @elegantemphoto.bsky.social.
#livenaked #alwaysnaked #nudist #naturist #nudelifestyle #nakedandproud #saynotoclothes #clothesfree #FCF #FatCockFriday #penis #freethepenis #NormalizeNudity
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"It's impolite to stare."
That's what we're taught from early on. And I appreciate that people try to be polite when they encounter me. But please, stare! Look at my body. Look at my #penis. You want to, I want you to, so why dance around it?
#FCF #FatCockFriday #naked #erection #NormalizeNudity
That's what we're taught from early on. And I appreciate that people try to be polite when they encounter me. But please, stare! Look at my body. Look at my #penis. You want to, I want you to, so why dance around it?
#FCF #FatCockFriday #naked #erection #NormalizeNudity
November 21, 2025 at 1:07 PM
"It's impolite to stare."
That's what we're taught from early on. And I appreciate that people try to be polite when they encounter me. But please, stare! Look at my body. Look at my #penis. You want to, I want you to, so why dance around it?
#FCF #FatCockFriday #naked #erection #NormalizeNudity
That's what we're taught from early on. And I appreciate that people try to be polite when they encounter me. But please, stare! Look at my body. Look at my #penis. You want to, I want you to, so why dance around it?
#FCF #FatCockFriday #naked #erection #NormalizeNudity
Be honest with yourselves…
December 6, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Be honest with yourselves…
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Somehow only now learning the Piranha Brothers sketch from Monty Python was based on real events.
December 6, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Somehow only now learning the Piranha Brothers sketch from Monty Python was based on real events.
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this isn't a rhetorical question, there is actually an answer, and it's not the one you think
One fun thing to ask ska haters is which came first, reggae or ska.
December 6, 2025 at 4:31 AM
this isn't a rhetorical question, there is actually an answer, and it's not the one you think
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a funny thing about this video we made (which i really like!) is that i made our own custom prompt video for the people doing karaoke to our song, and this custom prompt video is *so fucking weird*
December 6, 2025 at 4:39 AM
a funny thing about this video we made (which i really like!) is that i made our own custom prompt video for the people doing karaoke to our song, and this custom prompt video is *so fucking weird*
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Circle jerks are the hottest 💦
December 6, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Circle jerks are the hottest 💦
I blame @awkwardtrex.bsky.social for this in the best way
December 6, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I blame @awkwardtrex.bsky.social for this in the best way
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Is there anything hotter than a hairy man shooting his hot load? 💦💦
December 6, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Is there anything hotter than a hairy man shooting his hot load? 💦💦
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part of it is that they hate women, part of it is that they hate her specifically because they think she should want to fuck them, part of it is that all this shit is for the benefit of like 10K people on twitter who've all been legally prohibited from having unsupervised time with their children
I don't really know what the administration hopes to gain by picking fights with the most well-liked pop artists in the United States. You're just generating backlash for no discernible reason outside of owning the libs.
Sabrina Carpenter ratioed the White House after it used her song in an ICE video.
The WH deleted the post…but now it’s back with a new ICE video, this time using an altered clip from Carpenter’s SNL monologue.
The WH deleted the post…but now it’s back with a new ICE video, this time using an altered clip from Carpenter’s SNL monologue.
December 6, 2025 at 3:37 AM
part of it is that they hate women, part of it is that they hate her specifically because they think she should want to fuck them, part of it is that all this shit is for the benefit of like 10K people on twitter who've all been legally prohibited from having unsupervised time with their children
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My boss caught me jerking off. Kind of a personal classic. Full video still on my Onlyfans and justForFans.
May 26, 2025 at 4:22 PM
My boss caught me jerking off. Kind of a personal classic. Full video still on my Onlyfans and justForFans.
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so. To sum up... lemme come over and breed you while you verbally abuse me and tell me what an asshole I am and I tell you to shut your mouth and take it like the pig that you are while I pump you full of dick.
Sound good?
Sound good?
July 7, 2025 at 6:39 PM
so. To sum up... lemme come over and breed you while you verbally abuse me and tell me what an asshole I am and I tell you to shut your mouth and take it like the pig that you are while I pump you full of dick.
Sound good?
Sound good?
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You could write this. Or you could write: “That notion, which has been the rule in nearly every country in the Western Hemisphere for over a century, is grounded in the language of the 14th Amendment.”
All how you choose to frame it.
All how you choose to frame it.
December 6, 2025 at 12:30 AM
You could write this. Or you could write: “That notion, which has been the rule in nearly every country in the Western Hemisphere for over a century, is grounded in the language of the 14th Amendment.”
All how you choose to frame it.
All how you choose to frame it.
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“Metro Nashville is suing the federal government, saying new U.S. Department of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) rules could force hundreds of Nashville families back into homelessness or life-threatening situations.” www.wsmv.com/2025/12/06/l...
December 6, 2025 at 2:49 AM
“Metro Nashville is suing the federal government, saying new U.S. Department of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) rules could force hundreds of Nashville families back into homelessness or life-threatening situations.” www.wsmv.com/2025/12/06/l...
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the thing is, they've turned everything immigration-related to stephen miller, who has never run for office, has never held an elected position, and who could not win a popularity contest consisting solely of members of his own household. he is indifferent to the future of the republican party.
it is absolutely unbelievable that the Trump administration is systematically persecuting Cubans and Venezuelans, the most Republican Latinos in the US. what are they doing
December 6, 2025 at 2:27 AM
the thing is, they've turned everything immigration-related to stephen miller, who has never run for office, has never held an elected position, and who could not win a popularity contest consisting solely of members of his own household. he is indifferent to the future of the republican party.
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Holy shit
It turns out that Dollar General and Family Dollar routinely overcharge people—their advertised price tags are fictions. These are the only stores in many small towns.
Scam culture. It's all scam culture. On this matter, Democrats should run on audits and serious fines for overcharging.
Scam culture. It's all scam culture. On this matter, Democrats should run on audits and serious fines for overcharging.
How the dollar-store industry overcharges cash-strapped customers while promising low prices
A Guardian investigation reveals Dollar General and Family Dollar stores often fail to honor their shelf prices – charging more at checkout for everything from frying pans to Frosted Flakes
www.theguardian.com
December 6, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Holy shit
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part of the reason i've got such contempt for the doomerism around "they don't think they'll have to win an election again" is that this belief — which i agree some of them hold — critically endangers the entire project, it doesn't strengthen it. they are incapable of shifting strategy or pivoting.
it is actually a major fucking political problem for this administration that they have key decision makers who believe the GOP will never have to win a fair election again
December 6, 2025 at 2:36 AM
part of the reason i've got such contempt for the doomerism around "they don't think they'll have to win an election again" is that this belief — which i agree some of them hold — critically endangers the entire project, it doesn't strengthen it. they are incapable of shifting strategy or pivoting.
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Let’s gooooooooooooo
Mark Zuckerberg’s gamble on the "Metaverse" has lost his company more than $77 billion.
December 5, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Let’s gooooooooooooo