Correction: Villanae. @danatpaine.bsky.social taught me that.
December 2, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Correction: Villanae. @danatpaine.bsky.social taught me that.
Every story ups his profile.
Every. Single. One.
Every. Single. One.
December 2, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Every story ups his profile.
Every. Single. One.
Every. Single. One.
True. But we sure did warn them not to touch it. It’s hard not to get livid watching them burn themselves.
kermit the frog is sitting in the driver 's seat of a car and wearing a seat belt .
ALT: kermit the frog is sitting in the driver 's seat of a car and wearing a seat belt .
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December 2, 2025 at 12:53 AM
True. But we sure did warn them not to touch it. It’s hard not to get livid watching them burn themselves.
It’s hard watching it burn.
a close up of a gas stove with a blue flame and the words imgplay below it
ALT: a close up of a gas stove with a blue flame and the words imgplay below it
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December 2, 2025 at 12:29 AM
It’s hard watching it burn.
He has cabinet members? 🤔😂
December 2, 2025 at 12:27 AM
He has cabinet members? 🤔😂
Also. I’m guessing it was a pretty easy gig this year…considering that HALF THE HOUSE IS GONE!
December 2, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Also. I’m guessing it was a pretty easy gig this year…considering that HALF THE HOUSE IS GONE!
Between football and snowball…
a man laying in bed with his mouth open and the words i am on day two of a panic attack
ALT: a man laying in bed with his mouth open and the words i am on day two of a panic attack
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December 2, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Between football and snowball…
Ok. So give it some time. I’m sure he’s being careful and going slow. Don’t panic. Let us know when he’s home safe.
December 1, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Ok. So give it some time. I’m sure he’s being careful and going slow. Don’t panic. Let us know when he’s home safe.
There it is. Whew.
December 1, 2025 at 11:35 PM
There it is. Whew.
December 1, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Don’t we have a newly minted Myron Meme for shit like this?
Where’d that go?
Where’d that go?
a man in a suit is standing in a living room .
ALT: a man in a suit is standing in a living room .
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December 1, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Don’t we have a newly minted Myron Meme for shit like this?
Where’d that go?
Where’d that go?
Don’t stress. Have you spoken to him? Is he on his way?
December 1, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Don’t stress. Have you spoken to him? Is he on his way?
How far away is he?
December 1, 2025 at 11:26 PM
How far away is he?
Listen. I’m from Georgia. I fight for Georgia. I hope Georgia is ok.
a woman sitting in a chair says but
ALT: a woman sitting in a chair says but
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December 1, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Listen. I’m from Georgia. I fight for Georgia. I hope Georgia is ok.
Oh no. Be safe babe.
December 1, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Oh no. Be safe babe.
Just texted this to myself.
Woof. Every word. Truth.
Woof. Every word. Truth.
December 1, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Just texted this to myself.
Woof. Every word. Truth.
Woof. Every word. Truth.