Travis Duncan Stewart
travisdstewart.bsky.social
Travis Duncan Stewart
@travisdstewart.bsky.social
Camera guy and punsmith, because if I don't do it who will?

Owner of @brokencrt.bsky.social
Ahh the Ella Purnell special, good choice.

We all know what happens next after that.
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November 29, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Jesus Christ, this makes late 90's unenthusiastic video game voice acting look like award winning performances.

And honestly, I'd rather have that than this shit-blender vomit.

At least we still crack jokes about not opening doors, Jill Sandwiches, and inability to be killed by the final boss.
November 28, 2025 at 11:53 PM
One of the first people I knew to get an Xbox back then, they all got absolutely wasted during New Years and just began mace whipping each other with those giant controllers.

I'm not sure what that says about durability or teenage stupidity. :P
November 28, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Wil's reaction to being noticed :P
November 27, 2025 at 11:07 PM
My neighbours years ago also had a black lab named Bear, and she was twice the size of this one.

The owner had to constantly try to prevent her from tackling every kid on the block because all she wanted to do was play.

Me being the biggest kid, I was the only one who could wrestle her off of me.
November 27, 2025 at 6:13 PM
You had J1772 for years, but now car makers are adopting the NACS plugs, but them means any EV chargers that default use them are Tesla superchargers.

Even if I bought a new Hyundai now in Canada it comes with a NACS port, but you get a NACS to J1772 adapter. But still, icky! :P
November 27, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Luckily, I live in Canada. :P

Just so long and they stick with a the J1772 port, because honestly fuck NACS as long as Tesla has their hands on it.
November 27, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Damn, now I'm angry as this is basically better than my 2023 Ioniq 5 Long Range RWD for just a little more than I paid for it.

And here I thought I would go my whole life never wanting a luxury class car. :P

AND this is the US price on top of EVERYTHING happening right now.
November 27, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I remember this episode of Red Shoe Diaries differently... :P
November 26, 2025 at 4:38 PM
November 26, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I still do not understand the resale market for old sealed games being so fucking high.

Granted, I benefited from trading in a bunch of older games that I bought and just never had time to play that I also never opened. So, yay for trading card business model resale capitalism?
November 25, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I'm too lazy to photoshop drumsticks onto this :P
November 24, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Big same!

Just finally about to offload the footage my PC for safety.
November 24, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I was at Costco earlier, but it was peak lunch hour and I didn't want to wait in line holding 4 loaves of bread and a 30 pack of No Bidet Tax. :P

Thank you for your service.
November 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I guess all some people really care about is just having a big number next to their name...the rest is never a dealbreaker for them. :/
November 21, 2025 at 3:34 AM
This is the only reason I know people are still there. And it's such a poor one at this point I will use the most absurd meme possible to convey the answer.

(I didn't want to do Mass Effect dirty :P)
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November 21, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Infinite Setlist of 2500+ songs when? :P
November 20, 2025 at 11:58 PM
A visual novel, but all the choices are the wrong choices.
November 20, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Google has on multiple occassions told me making 3 left turns is a shorter, and faster route than pulling a U Turn on a side street and waiting for one light. See example map below.
November 19, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Also, the true crime has to be something completely mundane, but earth shattering to the muppets. Like along the lines of "who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?" But we the audience don't find that out until the end.
November 19, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Because its Muppets, no one is actually allowed to be murdered, so Benoit Blanc arrives on scene of a "heinous crime".

As he investigates and monologues about the crime, multiple muppets come forth and confess to something they did, thinking Blanc was describing their actions.
November 19, 2025 at 6:04 AM
My trauma from finishing my mission is going to be US Drinking age soon...oh dear...
November 18, 2025 at 1:02 AM