tristan
@treestumped.bsky.social
bitten by a radioactive fortune teller | brooklyn
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whataburger tn thank you florida
November 29, 2025 at 3:26 AM
whataburger tn thank you florida
i don’t even know if iam based or no
November 28, 2025 at 9:54 PM
i don’t even know if iam based or no
just remembered stepping on a guy wrapped in a blanket at the bar last friday
November 28, 2025 at 9:46 PM
just remembered stepping on a guy wrapped in a blanket at the bar last friday
someone banging on the bathroom door while i took this bitch im doing My Thing!!!!
November 28, 2025 at 7:17 PM
someone banging on the bathroom door while i took this bitch im doing My Thing!!!!
banh mi for lunch again
November 21, 2025 at 4:54 PM
banh mi for lunch again
me: [humping my pirate boyfriend’s leg] babe your leg is so cold……
my pirate bf: that me peg leg
my pirate bf: that me peg leg
November 20, 2025 at 4:06 PM
me: [humping my pirate boyfriend’s leg] babe your leg is so cold……
my pirate bf: that me peg leg
my pirate bf: that me peg leg
i want to play Labubu in the movie
November 20, 2025 at 3:44 PM
i want to play Labubu in the movie
you’ll never get away from the sound of the woman that loves you
November 20, 2025 at 5:57 AM
you’ll never get away from the sound of the woman that loves you
i must be a fascist the way i’m hitting that pro-state !
November 19, 2025 at 4:56 PM
i must be a fascist the way i’m hitting that pro-state !
i want to listen to music that makes me feel good and not guilty for my sins gone unatoned
November 14, 2025 at 5:58 AM
i want to listen to music that makes me feel good and not guilty for my sins gone unatoned
boxers bob and weave
November 14, 2025 at 5:57 AM
boxers bob and weave
this was a very sexy moment for me
November 14, 2025 at 5:57 AM
this was a very sexy moment for me
i don’t wanna talk about anything
November 6, 2025 at 6:25 AM
i don’t wanna talk about anything
being hunted for spork
October 31, 2025 at 3:54 PM
being hunted for spork
losing my sense of self
October 29, 2025 at 5:51 PM
losing my sense of self
i don’t even know if iam goated or not now
October 29, 2025 at 5:44 PM
i don’t even know if iam goated or not now
please read my new novel feng shui for hung guys
October 29, 2025 at 3:06 PM
please read my new novel feng shui for hung guys
nobody better need nothing from me today i’m just sitting here Babbling and Giggling
October 24, 2025 at 2:36 PM
nobody better need nothing from me today i’m just sitting here Babbling and Giggling
i had a a strange vision
October 24, 2025 at 2:48 AM
i had a a strange vision
there are different kinds of clouds and planets as well
October 23, 2025 at 9:34 PM
there are different kinds of clouds and planets as well
cut off everyone you hate and you’ll be alone -_-
October 23, 2025 at 8:18 PM
cut off everyone you hate and you’ll be alone -_-