For some reason someone edited The Final Battle 2025 Wikipedia to say Sammy Guevara won the ROH title even though the match hasn't happened yet. IN THE EXTENSIVE WORLD OF ROH CASH BETTING PUT ALL YOUR MONEY ON SAMMY. THIS CAN'T POSSIBLY GO WRONG
December 6, 2025 at 2:31 AM
For some reason someone edited The Final Battle 2025 Wikipedia to say Sammy Guevara won the ROH title even though the match hasn't happened yet. IN THE EXTENSIVE WORLD OF ROH CASH BETTING PUT ALL YOUR MONEY ON SAMMY. THIS CAN'T POSSIBLY GO WRONG
I mean this in the best way, the Ian/Caprice/Mox dynamic is your two Dads who are so excited to drive you to your prom and then your uncle who just got out of jail and woke from a nap and said "Hey, do they have those lil pigs in blanket shits? I'm getting in this limo."
December 6, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I mean this in the best way, the Ian/Caprice/Mox dynamic is your two Dads who are so excited to drive you to your prom and then your uncle who just got out of jail and woke from a nap and said "Hey, do they have those lil pigs in blanket shits? I'm getting in this limo."
The guy who wore the Ghostface costume is charging 75 bucks for a photo with him wearing that costume at Galaxy Con. For 50 bucks I'll buy the costume and put it on and you can just lie to people.
December 6, 2025 at 12:57 AM
The guy who wore the Ghostface costume is charging 75 bucks for a photo with him wearing that costume at Galaxy Con. For 50 bucks I'll buy the costume and put it on and you can just lie to people.
At one point Ian mentioned the stars being out for Galaxy Con and the name he dropped was Jaleel White.
December 6, 2025 at 12:47 AM
At one point Ian mentioned the stars being out for Galaxy Con and the name he dropped was Jaleel White.
Beast Mortos has shades on.
December 6, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Beast Mortos has shades on.
Update: AI Turkey Bryan Alvarez has been replaced with a regular, possibly AI, turkey. The hottest news story of Thanksgiving Weekend continues.
November 29, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Update: AI Turkey Bryan Alvarez has been replaced with a regular, possibly AI, turkey. The hottest news story of Thanksgiving Weekend continues.
An AI-looking turkey of Bryan Alvarez telling me that people who have canceled their Observer subscription can get a whole year for like 40% off is the thing that finally gets me to cancel my decades-long sub.
November 29, 2025 at 1:36 AM
An AI-looking turkey of Bryan Alvarez telling me that people who have canceled their Observer subscription can get a whole year for like 40% off is the thing that finally gets me to cancel my decades-long sub.
Booker T dreams of a world where a wrestling promotion paid him in the late stages of his in-ring career to not do his job. Dude, you already had that, it was called your TNA run.
November 28, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Booker T dreams of a world where a wrestling promotion paid him in the late stages of his in-ring career to not do his job. Dude, you already had that, it was called your TNA run.
Final guest is Kris Statlander. Tony gets handed a fresh cup. Tony is proud of her. Kris is proud of herself.
November 23, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Final guest is Kris Statlander. Tony gets handed a fresh cup. Tony is proud of her. Kris is proud of herself.
AJ is done, Tony and Renee both get hugs. Ricochet is next, with bonus GoA.
November 23, 2025 at 7:26 AM
AJ is done, Tony and Renee both get hugs. Ricochet is next, with bonus GoA.
Mark done, Big Boom AJ is in. Tony says from one beautiful family to another.
November 23, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Mark done, Big Boom AJ is in. Tony says from one beautiful family to another.
Tony with a great expression as he mentions that he used to ask the execs what Mark did wrong (Someone eventually got Mark a napkin.)
November 23, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Tony with a great expression as he mentions that he used to ask the execs what Mark did wrong (Someone eventually got Mark a napkin.)
Mark, while telling a heartwarming story about his 5 year old son loving wrestling, starts SPONTANEOUSLY BLEEDING. FULL GEAR EVEN HAS COLOR IN THE FUCKING PRESSER
November 23, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Mark, while telling a heartwarming story about his 5 year old son loving wrestling, starts SPONTANEOUSLY BLEEDING. FULL GEAR EVEN HAS COLOR IN THE FUCKING PRESSER
Our first guest is Mark Briscoe with a title belt presented to him by Orange Cassidy.
November 23, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Our first guest is Mark Briscoe with a title belt presented to him by Orange Cassidy.
The real reason people are here has arrived. Scrum thread starts here. Tony Two Cups thinks it was a great show.
November 23, 2025 at 7:20 AM
The real reason people are here has arrived. Scrum thread starts here. Tony Two Cups thinks it was a great show.
I clicked on this guy's profile out of morbid curiosity and was like "Oh, he has a goofy joke profile like many people" but it turns out it is very serious and I have now learned that the worst crime Trump has committed is his war on vaping.
November 18, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I clicked on this guy's profile out of morbid curiosity and was like "Oh, he has a goofy joke profile like many people" but it turns out it is very serious and I have now learned that the worst crime Trump has committed is his war on vaping.
ICYMI New ThROH The Years dropped last night, where Matt and I tackle some of the most insanely mundane travel diaries you've ever seen:
November 17, 2025 at 7:57 PM
ICYMI New ThROH The Years dropped last night, where Matt and I tackle some of the most insanely mundane travel diaries you've ever seen:
Actually, if this book actually says Fight Forever changed the game in pro wrestling video games, create some kind of award for the author, give it to him, and then immediately take it away.
November 4, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Actually, if this book actually says Fight Forever changed the game in pro wrestling video games, create some kind of award for the author, give it to him, and then immediately take it away.
Just read this review www.voicesofwrestling.com/2025/11/04/v... of the AEW book and laughed that they went full "Poochie died on his way back to his home planet" on Punk AND Cody. Like if you wrote a biography on JFK and the last sentence was "On Nov. 22, 1963, John went for a drive in Dallas."
November 4, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Just read this review www.voicesofwrestling.com/2025/11/04/v... of the AEW book and laughed that they went full "Poochie died on his way back to his home planet" on Punk AND Cody. Like if you wrote a biography on JFK and the last sentence was "On Nov. 22, 1963, John went for a drive in Dallas."
The Youtube algorithm needs to move away from forced fake shocked face thumbnails and towards arms crossed "YOU'RE ALL WRONG ABOUT PIE. YOU'RE WRONG. YOU ALL FUCKED UP ABOUT PIE." thumbnails.
November 4, 2025 at 8:34 AM
The Youtube algorithm needs to move away from forced fake shocked face thumbnails and towards arms crossed "YOU'RE ALL WRONG ABOUT PIE. YOU'RE WRONG. YOU ALL FUCKED UP ABOUT PIE." thumbnails.
Rusev's quote denying that he refused job is amazing. "When I lost to Sammy. When I lost to Bryan. When I lost to...uh, whoever." You know why he can't come up with a 3rd example off the top of his head? Because there isn't one. Those are the only two jobs he did in FIVE YEARS.
November 4, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Rusev's quote denying that he refused job is amazing. "When I lost to Sammy. When I lost to Bryan. When I lost to...uh, whoever." You know why he can't come up with a 3rd example off the top of his head? Because there isn't one. Those are the only two jobs he did in FIVE YEARS.
How does this keep getting worse. STOP DIGGING.
October 22, 2025 at 4:25 AM
How does this keep getting worse. STOP DIGGING.
This exchange went down a road I was not expecting. The all caps in "He never raped ME." really adds a cherry to the top.
October 22, 2025 at 4:23 AM
This exchange went down a road I was not expecting. The all caps in "He never raped ME." really adds a cherry to the top.
They don't make PPV pre-shows like this anymore, back when they'd give a radio DJ half an hour and tell him "I don't know, talk to some people."
October 20, 2025 at 8:37 AM
They don't make PPV pre-shows like this anymore, back when they'd give a radio DJ half an hour and tell him "I don't know, talk to some people."
Lou Thesz' wife Charlie has some kick ass glasses and she is pretty damn sprightly.
October 19, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Lou Thesz' wife Charlie has some kick ass glasses and she is pretty damn sprightly.