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Utopian city meme of futuristic buildings and flying cars. Caption reads: "If the poor hated the rich as much as the rich hate the poor"
October 11, 2025 at 10:08 AM
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Lord Fuckwad from Shrek saying "Some of you may die, but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make."
October 1, 2025 at 11:07 AM
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Your last saved pic is your philosophy

(Cheating a little, because my last five actual saved pics are accidental screenshots from my watch)
A smiling woman drinking a cup of tea says, "I can't believe it's WW3 season already... I still have my pandemic decorations up."
September 6, 2025 at 7:55 AM
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I wish. Mine looks like this, regardless of font changes:
A screenshot of Bluesky's web view, showing the new sidebar taking up a full third of the screen
March 13, 2025 at 9:38 AM
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Fictional hack author Garth Marenghi saying, "I know writers who use subtext, and they're all cowards."
January 27, 2025 at 7:40 AM
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Meme of Gal 4:16. Caption: They hated Jesus because he told the truth. Jesus's dialogue reads "Rail Replacement Bus Services to all destinations this way →" and the people reply "Shut up!"
January 11, 2025 at 11:51 AM
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A cake shaped like the number one
December 26, 2024 at 5:44 AM
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Squirrely Dan from Letterkenny saying "Allegedly"
December 23, 2024 at 11:56 PM
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Two frame Simpsons meme. Frame one: Bart looking miserable, captioned "Unalived is the stupidest fucking neologism in my lifetime" Frame two: Homer looking jolly, with his arm around Bart, captioned "In your lifetime _so far_"
December 21, 2024 at 6:17 AM
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Should we assume this is also a drone?
A male bee, i.e. a drone.
December 15, 2024 at 2:31 AM
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I thought it was an Eco Chamber
Picture of a young-ish Umberto Eco, wearing a raincoat and flat cap.
November 17, 2024 at 9:22 AM
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If you see this, post a bridge.
A bridge rectifier
October 23, 2024 at 10:31 PM
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Old Palmolive ad, proudly displaying the slogan "You're soaking in it"
September 22, 2024 at 7:41 AM
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A meme of Spongebob telling Patrick, "Write that down, write that down!" Captioned "US Insurance Execs"
September 22, 2024 at 1:30 AM
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Miles O'Brien saying, "He was more than a hero. He was a union man."
September 19, 2024 at 11:05 AM
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So the job the commissioner asked them to do is open fire with no regard to their surroundings, over a $2.90 fare?
Two panel meme of Chidi Anagonye from _The Good Place_ Panel one, looking disturbed: "Okay, but that's worse." Panel two, looking disturbed and concerned: "You do see how that's worse, right?"
September 17, 2024 at 10:50 AM
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Nope, basically these:
A brushed aluminum chair with a butt divot and no arms
September 15, 2024 at 4:17 AM
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8-panel comic from Oglaf.com Panel 1: A man in a purple crown and matching beard shouts "Bring me wine in the skull of an enemy!" 2-3: A servant pours wine into a skull the king is holding as a cup, and the wine pours right our through the eye sockets 4: Thirsty-looking king holding empty cup shouts, "Find me an enemy with no eyes!" 5: King (with warriors in the background) slicing apart giant worms with his sword 6: One of the warriors reports, "They don't have skulls, Sire!" 7: King looks dejected 8: Dejected-looking king cries a single tear, saying, "So... Thirsty..."
August 22, 2024 at 5:34 AM
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Mel Brooks in Silent Movie
August 15, 2024 at 2:13 PM
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Two panel Simpsons meme. Panel one: Bart looking dejected. Captioned "These are the worst three weeks of my 2024 campaign" Panel two: Homer with one hand on Bart's shoulder, the other pointing up, and an excited look on his face. Caption "The worst three weeks _so far_!"
August 10, 2024 at 4:42 PM
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Bought with subscription credit, thus "$0.00"
An Audible receipt for _A Sorceress Comes to Call_, which was bought with a monthly credit.
August 8, 2024 at 2:26 AM
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The Ken Livingstone vibes are strong in this one.
Picture of Ken Livingstone, captioned: "Ken Livingstone was the last leader of the Greater London Council, which was abolished in 1986. He was then elected mayor of London in 2000, which included effectively the same job. He began his victory speech with 'As I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted 14 years ago...'"
July 15, 2024 at 10:05 AM
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Four panel image meme of Tobias and Lindsay Funke from Arrested Development. Panel one caption: So many people each thought they can be the one to work with Trump and not get burned Panel two: Well, did it work for those people? Panel three: No, it never does, I mean, these people somehow delude themselves into thinking it might, but... Panel four: ...but it might work for us.
July 13, 2024 at 1:04 AM
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And here is that place:
A hydraulic car crusher. The yellow machine, marked "E-Z Crusher", contains two stacked, partially crushed cars.
June 22, 2024 at 9:32 AM
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Captain America punching the Red Skull. The Red Skull is in a uniform with a giant swastika on the torso, and has a speech bubble which says, "So much for the tolerant Left"
June 8, 2024 at 6:03 AM