Doug Partridge, Army Esq.
@tsunamidoug.bsky.social
Nicole Cliffe left Twitter like 20 minutes after following me and I hope that's not why she left. Posts are my own and not those of the DoD or US Army.
My favorite joke from my time in Chile:
Como se suicida un Argentino?
Se tira desde el cima de su propio ego.
Como se suicida un Argentino?
Se tira desde el cima de su propio ego.
December 2, 2025 at 7:41 AM
My favorite joke from my time in Chile:
Como se suicida un Argentino?
Se tira desde el cima de su propio ego.
Como se suicida un Argentino?
Se tira desde el cima de su propio ego.
I served an LDS mission in Chile from 2005-2007 and was not prepared for the heat I got from my generally mild-mannered Argentine companion when I called them "las islas Falklands."
December 2, 2025 at 7:19 AM
I served an LDS mission in Chile from 2005-2007 and was not prepared for the heat I got from my generally mild-mannered Argentine companion when I called them "las islas Falklands."
Heck yeah.
December 1, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Heck yeah.
It's incredibly weird. We decided it was creepy before we even had kids.
December 1, 2025 at 11:47 AM
It's incredibly weird. We decided it was creepy before we even had kids.
My kids have asked my wife and I to do Elf on the Shelf multiple times and we have flat out refused.
December 1, 2025 at 11:32 AM
My kids have asked my wife and I to do Elf on the Shelf multiple times and we have flat out refused.
*agreeingly nods in attorney*
December 1, 2025 at 6:02 AM
*agreeingly nods in attorney*
As a Cowboys fan, I have no idea what to think of my team.
November 30, 2025 at 9:08 PM
As a Cowboys fan, I have no idea what to think of my team.
I know exactly where that is lol
November 30, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I know exactly where that is lol
Literally just watched A Man for All Seasons and this scene is particularly apt here:
November 30, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Literally just watched A Man for All Seasons and this scene is particularly apt here:
My most annoying clients when I was a TDS attorney were my senior leader clients who got completely demolished in a DEOCS survey and couldn't believe everyone hated them.
November 30, 2025 at 11:44 AM
My most annoying clients when I was a TDS attorney were my senior leader clients who got completely demolished in a DEOCS survey and couldn't believe everyone hated them.
BYU vs Utah does this frequently and it looks great
November 28, 2025 at 5:36 PM
BYU vs Utah does this frequently and it looks great
Dylan McDermott or Dermot Mulroney - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
youtu.be
November 28, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Haven't scene the movie where Bruce Campbell is Elvis so I cannot opine
November 27, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Haven't scene the movie where Bruce Campbell is Elvis so I cannot opine
And yet his best work is portraying Elvis in Walk Hard
November 27, 2025 at 11:01 PM
And yet his best work is portraying Elvis in Walk Hard
I, a guy who has four kids, would love to make that much money. I'm only now approaching that because I've been in the Army for eight years and my salary plus benefits gets close to that.
November 26, 2025 at 10:04 AM
I, a guy who has four kids, would love to make that much money. I'm only now approaching that because I've been in the Army for eight years and my salary plus benefits gets close to that.
I can understand it. I'm from Nebraska and I was stationed at Fort Huachuca, AZ for two years and weather in the high desert there was beautiful. I miss it a lot.
November 25, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I can understand it. I'm from Nebraska and I was stationed at Fort Huachuca, AZ for two years and weather in the high desert there was beautiful. I miss it a lot.
Still no the most excited he's been at a meal
November 25, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Still no the most excited he's been at a meal
As a JAG, the line "I f****** hate lawyers" is always a tell.
November 25, 2025 at 6:31 PM
As a JAG, the line "I f****** hate lawyers" is always a tell.
Some people can be magnanimous & want their fellow conference teams to do well when they're not playing their team. Not me. I want Utah to lose every game in every sport. I want them to enter a losing streak of such embarrassing proportions they stop sponsoring sports altogether. Sports are weird.
November 25, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Some people can be magnanimous & want their fellow conference teams to do well when they're not playing their team. Not me. I want Utah to lose every game in every sport. I want them to enter a losing streak of such embarrassing proportions they stop sponsoring sports altogether. Sports are weird.