Hokuto no Kencel
@tunaghost.bsky.social
I’m a teacher in NYC and I lift weights and I play WH40k. I NEVER have sex. I REFUSE to
It’s okay to have stupid tattoos. as long as you’re getting a good pump on the long head of your tricep, it’s perfectly okay to have stupid Simpsons tattoos
November 26, 2025 at 5:15 PM
It’s okay to have stupid tattoos. as long as you’re getting a good pump on the long head of your tricep, it’s perfectly okay to have stupid Simpsons tattoos
I know “a simple weight-lifting program focused on progressive overload combined with a controlled diet can transform your pillowy-soft curves into a man carved from marble” is a really boring take and doesn’t leave a lot of toeholds for excuses like “genetics” or “I’m busy” but it’s ABSOLUTELY true
November 24, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I know “a simple weight-lifting program focused on progressive overload combined with a controlled diet can transform your pillowy-soft curves into a man carved from marble” is a really boring take and doesn’t leave a lot of toeholds for excuses like “genetics” or “I’m busy” but it’s ABSOLUTELY true
wealth redistribution to lift up those at the bottom? that’s great! almost as good as lifting some of these bad boys! get to a gym, noodle-arms!
November 24, 2025 at 5:10 PM
wealth redistribution to lift up those at the bottom? that’s great! almost as good as lifting some of these bad boys! get to a gym, noodle-arms!
Well I'm a human fly
I-I spell F-L-Y
I say "Bzz Bzz Bzz"
A-and it's just becuz
I-I'm a human fly
A-and I don't know why
I got 96 tears and 96 eyes
I-I spell F-L-Y
I say "Bzz Bzz Bzz"
A-and it's just becuz
I-I'm a human fly
A-and I don't know why
I got 96 tears and 96 eyes
November 23, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Well I'm a human fly
I-I spell F-L-Y
I say "Bzz Bzz Bzz"
A-and it's just becuz
I-I'm a human fly
A-and I don't know why
I got 96 tears and 96 eyes
I-I spell F-L-Y
I say "Bzz Bzz Bzz"
A-and it's just becuz
I-I'm a human fly
A-and I don't know why
I got 96 tears and 96 eyes
comrade this is admitting that you’re dumb as shit and should not be listened to
November 22, 2025 at 7:48 PM
comrade this is admitting that you’re dumb as shit and should not be listened to
this is NOT a joke
November 20, 2025 at 6:06 PM
this is NOT a joke
This particular plague marine model isn’t very useful to field (his loadout is all wrong) but it’s impossible to resist the nurgling wearing a power armor helmet. Where’d he get that! What does that little goof think he’s doing!
November 20, 2025 at 1:54 AM
This particular plague marine model isn’t very useful to field (his loadout is all wrong) but it’s impossible to resist the nurgling wearing a power armor helmet. Where’d he get that! What does that little goof think he’s doing!
Eyyy I’m poxwalkin’ here
November 20, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Eyyy I’m poxwalkin’ here
you can act like your muscles don’t matter, but I can absolutely tell you that they absolutely bleed into your overall health and fitness! Lifting won’t just get you some big juicy muscles, it influences your entire body and overall health! get yourself a couple of these bad boys and get to work!
November 12, 2025 at 3:45 PM
you can act like your muscles don’t matter, but I can absolutely tell you that they absolutely bleed into your overall health and fitness! Lifting won’t just get you some big juicy muscles, it influences your entire body and overall health! get yourself a couple of these bad boys and get to work!
I’d like you to REPORT to your local gym! talk about BEATING UP your MUSCLES! zero consequences? no sir, the consequences will be serious muscle/protein synthesis and a better figure! get yourself some definition on those noodles you call arms!
November 12, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I’d like you to REPORT to your local gym! talk about BEATING UP your MUSCLES! zero consequences? no sir, the consequences will be serious muscle/protein synthesis and a better figure! get yourself some definition on those noodles you call arms!
yeah man I don’t think that’s is going to happen. I don’t think anyone receiving those benefits are going to thank Trump for giving them back
November 10, 2025 at 1:01 PM
yeah man I don’t think that’s is going to happen. I don’t think anyone receiving those benefits are going to thank Trump for giving them back
this seems wrong to me! arms are supposed to have muscles on them, Will! put down the phone and pick up some dang dumbbells!
November 9, 2025 at 5:13 PM
this seems wrong to me! arms are supposed to have muscles on them, Will! put down the phone and pick up some dang dumbbells!
in terms of overall ability to gain access to weights and weight machines, the median American HAS NOT SEEN A STAGNATION IN OVERALL MUSCLE MASS. But you still have noodle arms and a spare tire! Put down your phone and get to a gym, Will! I have an app that can help you get swole! It’s easy to use!
November 9, 2025 at 4:44 PM
in terms of overall ability to gain access to weights and weight machines, the median American HAS NOT SEEN A STAGNATION IN OVERALL MUSCLE MASS. But you still have noodle arms and a spare tire! Put down your phone and get to a gym, Will! I have an app that can help you get swole! It’s easy to use!
lmao oh my god you literally did it
November 7, 2025 at 5:51 PM
lmao oh my god you literally did it
Bud this took me 30 seconds to find, you don’t think it’s a lie you just want it to be a lie
November 6, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Bud this took me 30 seconds to find, you don’t think it’s a lie you just want it to be a lie
it’s a neat account
November 5, 2025 at 2:47 PM
it’s a neat account
every time I passed by this stop, which was almost daily, I would mutter “Takadanobaba!” to myself with a distinct inflection to bring myself joy. It’s pronounced exactly like it’s spelled and it more or less means “Takada’s stables” or, if you can’t read kanji, “Takada’s grandma”
November 4, 2025 at 11:42 PM
every time I passed by this stop, which was almost daily, I would mutter “Takadanobaba!” to myself with a distinct inflection to bring myself joy. It’s pronounced exactly like it’s spelled and it more or less means “Takada’s stables” or, if you can’t read kanji, “Takada’s grandma”
What a wind-up! He coulda taken that dude’s head off!!
November 4, 2025 at 6:32 PM
What a wind-up! He coulda taken that dude’s head off!!
me seeing that FOSP
October 31, 2025 at 4:52 PM
me seeing that FOSP
Really? Nobody gonna post this?
October 31, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Really? Nobody gonna post this?