Tuxedo Catfish
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evaluated? buddy they keep me in a temperature-controlled vault so they can measure all autism accurately against mine
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this was my old pinned post on Twitter, Fran Lebowitz is one of the best to ever do it, just the clearest and most powerful articulation of my beliefs about the arts and their relationship with criticism i've ever seen from another person

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On Ballet: Fran Lebowitz and Nick Mauss | Live from the Whitney
YouTube video by Whitney Museum of American Art
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the timing on this is tighter than most normal dodge windows but it's still much easier than correctly dodging waterfowl dance lol
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so you interrupt it and you're safe for a good long while
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and Waterfowl dance is on an internal limiter, Malenia gets one use of it whenever she drops below 70% health and one when she enters phase 2
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yeah any kind of status proc will cause bosses to flinch, even if they're in the middle of an animation that normally can't be interrupted. frost is commonly used because IIRC there isn't a throwable weapon that does that much bleed in a single hit
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the latter is still a cheese technique i guess but fuck that move lol
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just unga bunga and pegging her with a frost pot when i see Waterfowl Dance coming
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holy shit i finally beat Malenia with no summons and no release day broken weapon arts
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I wrote a 15 page report on heraldic symbolism in medieval armor and weapon design for my art history class the night before it was due (8am class). Made up 90% of it (only found one book for reference) and got an A. GenAI could fucking never.
wrote 20 pages on Faulkner's The Bear four hours before final papers were due on trucker pills and coffee and cigarettes and got an A, fuck you.
You people couldn't hang with real slackers.
finn
wokeupchic • 4d
It's fuck Al till your homework due in 25 minutes
tuxedocatfish.bsky.social
i made literal turkoothie when i had complications post-getting my wisdom teeth out and couldn't eat solid food. i wouldn't exactly recommend it but you could do worse in that situation.
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wild how much Elden Ring is improved by a macro to make you dodge roll immediately upon pressing the button instead of this tap/hold shit
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one day the person who designed the legacy dungeon chariots in Elden Ring will get justice for their crimes
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I've never seen Voltron, just going off wikipedia (which noted him as Blue.)
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the Lands Between if Marika knew about Vyvanse
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gives up on resurrecting Godwyn (probably because he's Living in Death and can't be "resurrected" in that sense) via a soulless surrogate; abandons Malenia with the Haligtree; uses Mogh as a blood donor and not much else; unclear if he was part of Ranni's conspiracy but that'd be another one if so
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now that i finally understand how the walking mausoleums work... man, Miquella really has a habit of abandoning things, and people, huh
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"no john. you are the nazis"

and then john was a demsoc
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I once had a client who wanted to change his last name from Przemysław to Peters.

He's a formerly enslavved person.
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"Coupled with the fact that fungal spore densities of 10 to 50 spores per liter of air are common [3, 4], the average person inhales up to 100,000 or more fungal spores daily."
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"The vertebrate lung is the organ with the largest surface area presented to the external environment. The combined alveolar surface area of both adult human lungs is about 100 m2 [1], and typically 10,000 to 20,000 liters of air are inhaled per day [2]."
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"i pretend i do not see it"
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he just read a bad post by Saint Anselm and is praying for forgiveness for uncharitable thoughts towards a holy man
lunegrimm.bsky.social
#WerewolfWednesday 🐺📚
Illustration of a "Werewolf" sitting at lectern
tuxedocatfish.bsky.social
the bad news is that what this will probably look like is more F2P games than ever and a focus on squeezing whales, which just leads to a different type of distorted/perverse design lol
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kind of a "pick your poison" situation because commercial pressure will never be a truly viable support for the arts, but also, fucking GOOD

"niche but extremely enthusiastic customers" is a much better foundation than four quadrant slop and the pendulum has sadly swung away from it for decades
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it's possible it's just translation and the usual fuzziness of identifying distinct gods in ancient cultures (if the concept even applies) but just saying, Ninhursag is commonly depicted as both a stag and a doe and while usually portrayed as a mother she's equated with at least one male deity
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Every smartphone in the world contains a CPU descended from one designed by a trans woman in the 1980s. The Matrix is one of the most influential movie franchises of all time. Electronic music was pioneered and popularized by a trans woman. I could go on
katie.bzky.team
i think my favourite part about being a trans woman is how much of an impact we have on culture. a friend reminded me today about a popular meme format she created. another friend today casually told me about how she was the most notorious roblox hacker when she was a child.

just a day in the life!