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he/him, they/them
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Reasons to go to the public library:
1. It’s cheaper than buying a book
2. You may be vaguely curious about a book but not desperately needing it
3. You may see another book by the same author
4. You arrogantly challenged your rival to a music duel but you don’t have a violin
5. Check email
1. It’s cheaper than buying a book
2. You may be vaguely curious about a book but not desperately needing it
3. You may see another book by the same author
4. You arrogantly challenged your rival to a music duel but you don’t have a violin
5. Check email
December 6, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Reasons to go to the public library:
1. It’s cheaper than buying a book
2. You may be vaguely curious about a book but not desperately needing it
3. You may see another book by the same author
4. You arrogantly challenged your rival to a music duel but you don’t have a violin
5. Check email
1. It’s cheaper than buying a book
2. You may be vaguely curious about a book but not desperately needing it
3. You may see another book by the same author
4. You arrogantly challenged your rival to a music duel but you don’t have a violin
5. Check email
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Husband had to get up at an ungodly hour this morning and said he would feed the cat. He thought he was being nice and saving me a job so was surprised by my horrified "No don't do that!". We would have been condemned to 5.20am cat feeding FOREVER. Precedent, thy name is cat.
December 6, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Husband had to get up at an ungodly hour this morning and said he would feed the cat. He thought he was being nice and saving me a job so was surprised by my horrified "No don't do that!". We would have been condemned to 5.20am cat feeding FOREVER. Precedent, thy name is cat.
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One more pelican post for the day. 🪶
December 7, 2025 at 3:41 AM
One more pelican post for the day. 🪶
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Okay, real shit:
Rock and roll will not GET you laid.
But it'll actually get you through.
Rock and roll will not GET you laid.
But it'll actually get you through.
“Women don’t like me” fuck THAT. Who gives a shit. Work on some riffs together with the boys on a Wednesday night after work
December 7, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Okay, real shit:
Rock and roll will not GET you laid.
But it'll actually get you through.
Rock and roll will not GET you laid.
But it'll actually get you through.
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A Christmas playlist that's just a 4 hour loop of the word "faggot" from Fairytale of New York
December 7, 2024 at 4:30 PM
A Christmas playlist that's just a 4 hour loop of the word "faggot" from Fairytale of New York
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all the Hoes down in Hoeville
My daughter is watching the Jim Carrey Grinch movie and there’s a scene where a baby Grinch is delivered stork-like and lands on a tree onlooking a Who “holiday party”
How had I not noticed before that that holiday party had a FISHBOWL all the Whos were PUTTING KEYS INTO
How had I not noticed before that that holiday party had a FISHBOWL all the Whos were PUTTING KEYS INTO
December 7, 2025 at 3:37 AM
all the Hoes down in Hoeville
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I know how to cure your loneliness
Go on Netflix and watch the great program Ranma 1/2
But doctor—you protest—I’m already caught up on the latest Ranma 😭
Go on Netflix and watch the great program Ranma 1/2
But doctor—you protest—I’m already caught up on the latest Ranma 😭
December 7, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I know how to cure your loneliness
Go on Netflix and watch the great program Ranma 1/2
But doctor—you protest—I’m already caught up on the latest Ranma 😭
Go on Netflix and watch the great program Ranma 1/2
But doctor—you protest—I’m already caught up on the latest Ranma 😭
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Nobody writes letters anymore, this is a mail loneliness crisis
December 7, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Nobody writes letters anymore, this is a mail loneliness crisis
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Look, I'm just gonna tell cishet white people right now--Newsom ain't the one. You got Walz and Pritzker out here. You do not need a Bill Clinton clone wearing Mitt Romney's skin.
California Governor Gavin Newsom said on Thursday that the Democratic Party needed to be “more culturally normal” and “less judgmental.”
December 7, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Look, I'm just gonna tell cishet white people right now--Newsom ain't the one. You got Walz and Pritzker out here. You do not need a Bill Clinton clone wearing Mitt Romney's skin.
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No one:
Absolutely no one:
Band and Choir kids for the rest of their lives: SIMPLY HAVING A WONDERFUL CHRISTMAS TIME
Absolutely no one:
Band and Choir kids for the rest of their lives: SIMPLY HAVING A WONDERFUL CHRISTMAS TIME
December 6, 2025 at 3:06 PM
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Band and Choir kids for the rest of their lives: SIMPLY HAVING A WONDERFUL CHRISTMAS TIME
Absolutely no one:
Band and Choir kids for the rest of their lives: SIMPLY HAVING A WONDERFUL CHRISTMAS TIME
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If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
December 7, 2025 at 1:29 AM
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
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Anniversary of halifax explosion so obligatory
"Hold up the train. Ammunition ship afire in harbour making for Pier 6 and will explode. Guess this will be my last message. Good-bye boys."
- Vincent Coleman
saved like 300 people on a train, and started the emergency response. Died for it
"Hold up the train. Ammunition ship afire in harbour making for Pier 6 and will explode. Guess this will be my last message. Good-bye boys."
- Vincent Coleman
saved like 300 people on a train, and started the emergency response. Died for it
December 6, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Anniversary of halifax explosion so obligatory
"Hold up the train. Ammunition ship afire in harbour making for Pier 6 and will explode. Guess this will be my last message. Good-bye boys."
- Vincent Coleman
saved like 300 people on a train, and started the emergency response. Died for it
"Hold up the train. Ammunition ship afire in harbour making for Pier 6 and will explode. Guess this will be my last message. Good-bye boys."
- Vincent Coleman
saved like 300 people on a train, and started the emergency response. Died for it
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Did everyone else have that one guy in their high school who would casually bring up that, theoretically, he didn’t think cannibalism was a big deal, and might actually solve some of the world’s problems, or was it just me
December 6, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Did everyone else have that one guy in their high school who would casually bring up that, theoretically, he didn’t think cannibalism was a big deal, and might actually solve some of the world’s problems, or was it just me
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Im so sorry but its so fucking funny to to tout your youtube "documentary" with "exclusive interview + Hear Him Speak" when you just interviewed some random unrelated mental health professional and also ran a voice changing filter over existing interviews youve found online, omfg
November 13, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Im so sorry but its so fucking funny to to tout your youtube "documentary" with "exclusive interview + Hear Him Speak" when you just interviewed some random unrelated mental health professional and also ran a voice changing filter over existing interviews youve found online, omfg
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📚🎁 Reminders for everyone looking for specific books to purchase online as gifts:
1. If you haven't called your local independently-owned book shop, try there first. (If you don't have one, try Bookshop.org)
2. Don't put it off - shipping time for Media Mail can be 12 days. Priority is 5 📦
1. If you haven't called your local independently-owned book shop, try there first. (If you don't have one, try Bookshop.org)
2. Don't put it off - shipping time for Media Mail can be 12 days. Priority is 5 📦
Bookshop.org: Buy books online. Support local bookstores.
A better way to buy books online. Every purchase financially supports local independent bookstores.
Bookshop.org
December 5, 2025 at 8:22 PM
📚🎁 Reminders for everyone looking for specific books to purchase online as gifts:
1. If you haven't called your local independently-owned book shop, try there first. (If you don't have one, try Bookshop.org)
2. Don't put it off - shipping time for Media Mail can be 12 days. Priority is 5 📦
1. If you haven't called your local independently-owned book shop, try there first. (If you don't have one, try Bookshop.org)
2. Don't put it off - shipping time for Media Mail can be 12 days. Priority is 5 📦
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We are 45 and 47, respectively, and do not have children. It took me a good long while to figure out why we had three cans of baby food in the back of a kitchen cabinet that had expired in 2012 😆 (spouse looked after my baby nephew when my sister lived nearby, nearly 15 years ago). Bless.
December 5, 2025 at 4:50 PM
We are 45 and 47, respectively, and do not have children. It took me a good long while to figure out why we had three cans of baby food in the back of a kitchen cabinet that had expired in 2012 😆 (spouse looked after my baby nephew when my sister lived nearby, nearly 15 years ago). Bless.
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It's for their audience of mutant goblins who over time have learned that anything not made specifically for them can still be enjoyed by deliberately defiling it
I don't really know what the administration hopes to gain by picking fights with the most well-liked pop artists in the United States. You're just generating backlash for no discernible reason outside of owning the libs.
Sabrina Carpenter ratioed the White House after it used her song in an ICE video.
The WH deleted the post…but now it’s back with a new ICE video, this time using an altered clip from Carpenter’s SNL monologue.
The WH deleted the post…but now it’s back with a new ICE video, this time using an altered clip from Carpenter’s SNL monologue.
December 6, 2025 at 4:47 AM
It's for their audience of mutant goblins who over time have learned that anything not made specifically for them can still be enjoyed by deliberately defiling it
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Everything so stupid, also the worst person in the Nuzzi scandal got to keep his cabinet appointment
December 6, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Everything so stupid, also the worst person in the Nuzzi scandal got to keep his cabinet appointment
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did… did the dog write this recipe
December 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
did… did the dog write this recipe
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“I wear the chain I forged in life” okay man, well, why did you make it so uncomfortable? I’m not gonna put a big lock on mine
December 6, 2025 at 7:01 PM
“I wear the chain I forged in life” okay man, well, why did you make it so uncomfortable? I’m not gonna put a big lock on mine
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I get that the RFK Olivia Nuzzi thing feels viscerally gross (especially when you've heard certain details), but it surprises me just how much writers are happy to write what amounts to "sex is repulsive and the fact that an old person would do it makes me wanna throw up"
December 6, 2025 at 12:02 PM
I get that the RFK Olivia Nuzzi thing feels viscerally gross (especially when you've heard certain details), but it surprises me just how much writers are happy to write what amounts to "sex is repulsive and the fact that an old person would do it makes me wanna throw up"
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