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November 26, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Don't worry, Male Lead and Heroine, I'll be thinking about you the whole time
November 26, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Don't worry, Male Lead and Heroine, I'll be thinking about you the whole time
NOVEMBER DRAFTING, DAY 25: The coke is back in! Yay!
November 26, 2025 at 8:36 AM
NOVEMBER DRAFTING, DAY 25: The coke is back in! Yay!
Thanksgiving approaches rapidly and the uninitiated are struggling
November 24, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Thanksgiving approaches rapidly and the uninitiated are struggling
And, of course, my gingersnap recipe:
November 24, 2025 at 3:55 AM
And, of course, my gingersnap recipe:
So I guess it's time for me to remind you all that you can substitute ground-up gingersnaps for flour in your Thanksgiving gravy and Vincent Price wants you to
November 24, 2025 at 3:45 AM
So I guess it's time for me to remind you all that you can substitute ground-up gingersnaps for flour in your Thanksgiving gravy and Vincent Price wants you to
The word 'penetrate' was deployed, very thoughtfully. Hey, not all of my metaphors have to be subtle, right?
November 23, 2025 at 8:43 AM
The word 'penetrate' was deployed, very thoughtfully. Hey, not all of my metaphors have to be subtle, right?
NOVEMBER EDITING, DAY 19: I'M WRITING AGAIN! HEROINE, I MISSED YOU, GIRL!
November 20, 2025 at 8:03 AM
NOVEMBER EDITING, DAY 19: I'M WRITING AGAIN! HEROINE, I MISSED YOU, GIRL!
November 16, 2025 at 4:11 AM
NOVEMBER EDITING, DAY 12: Today I discovered a long-lost note to myself that I left a minor character to rot in a cell for the last six months and I laughed and laughed
November 13, 2025 at 9:07 AM
NOVEMBER EDITING, DAY 12: Today I discovered a long-lost note to myself that I left a minor character to rot in a cell for the last six months and I laughed and laughed
NOVEMBER DRAFTING, DAY 10:
November 11, 2025 at 8:01 AM
NOVEMBER DRAFTING, DAY 10:
The Heroine trying to join in like,
November 5, 2025 at 8:42 AM
The Heroine trying to join in like,
Forgot to mention, today everyone made fun of the Male Lead and it was
November 5, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Forgot to mention, today everyone made fun of the Male Lead and it was
You should all be watching as many Edgar Wallace films as you can get your grimy little paws on, and one of them should definitely be 1962's The Door With Seven Locks (Die Tür mit den 7 Schlössern) because of this chair, specifically
November 5, 2025 at 7:07 AM
You should all be watching as many Edgar Wallace films as you can get your grimy little paws on, and one of them should definitely be 1962's The Door With Seven Locks (Die Tür mit den 7 Schlössern) because of this chair, specifically
OCTOBER DRAFTING, DAY 29: 'You can't introduce a major character in the last scene!'
October 30, 2025 at 6:33 AM
OCTOBER DRAFTING, DAY 29: 'You can't introduce a major character in the last scene!'
OCTOBER DRAFTING, DAY 27: The Male Lead's like, 'I love you, honey, but can you PLEASE not distract me during a climactic battle?!'
October 28, 2025 at 8:25 AM
OCTOBER DRAFTING, DAY 27: The Male Lead's like, 'I love you, honey, but can you PLEASE not distract me during a climactic battle?!'
Annual reminder of why I watch Curious Creations of Christine McConnell annually (this shot is burned into my brain)
October 28, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Annual reminder of why I watch Curious Creations of Christine McConnell annually (this shot is burned into my brain)
OCTOBER DRAFTING, DAY 26: Listening to every villain's monologue like,
October 27, 2025 at 8:02 AM
OCTOBER DRAFTING, DAY 26: Listening to every villain's monologue like,
OCTOBER DRAFTING, DAY 24: Even in the middle of romancing, the Male Lead spares a moment to be exasperated at the burden of being the smartest guy in the room
October 25, 2025 at 5:35 AM
OCTOBER DRAFTING, DAY 24: Even in the middle of romancing, the Male Lead spares a moment to be exasperated at the burden of being the smartest guy in the room
OCTOBER DRAFTING, DAY 22:
October 23, 2025 at 4:50 AM
OCTOBER DRAFTING, DAY 22:
OCTOBER DRAFTING, DAY 21: Rewatching the saddest part of the movie for blocking reasons
October 22, 2025 at 5:37 AM
OCTOBER DRAFTING, DAY 21: Rewatching the saddest part of the movie for blocking reasons
Somehow 'white honey, warm musk, and ambrette seed' turned into 'photorealistic cigarette cherry' and I never knew I'd love the smell of my own skin burning so much
October 22, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Somehow 'white honey, warm musk, and ambrette seed' turned into 'photorealistic cigarette cherry' and I never knew I'd love the smell of my own skin burning so much
If any of you extrapolate this post into my attitude towards non-fictional victims, I will, I don't know, buy a very angry sticker and mail it to you
October 20, 2025 at 6:27 AM
If any of you extrapolate this post into my attitude towards non-fictional victims, I will, I don't know, buy a very angry sticker and mail it to you
OCTOBER DRAFTING, DAY 19:
October 20, 2025 at 6:20 AM
OCTOBER DRAFTING, DAY 19:
I don't know, I just think a movie about alien sex vampires should have alien sex vampires who are good at sex
October 17, 2025 at 7:09 AM
I don't know, I just think a movie about alien sex vampires should have alien sex vampires who are good at sex