I don't follow football but when this much Gilmore Girls is flooding my timeline, I'm here for it!

It always boggles my mind when I find out somebody that's alot cooler than I am likes baseball. Like, likes baseball. Is a real fan.

It doesn't make me cool for sure, but it's still a cool revelation.

I love cards with Hall of Famers who aren't the focus. Is that play at home plate? Just a great card, so much happening

You've clearly never seen me drug

An escalator can never break, it can only become stairs.
You should never see an 'Escalator Out Of Order' sign, just 'Escalator Temporarily Stairs'. Sorry for the convenience.

Dammit, everybody's too fast! How about Tomorrow if thridbase is so popular?

Remember the tan suit? But this is cool, sure.

Didn't social media crowdsource lyrics to a Ratatouille musical during Covid? Theoratically, you could just take any bad whodunit It and just put Craig and the Muppets in it and bang!

Soundtrack by Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem a guest spot for Carol King and it done!

I think about him often when doing the grid

Props for a Weird Al/UHF reference to start my day.

Now we can finally get that Ty Cobb- Burt Reynolds radio drama I've been working on for decades though

Four Seasons Landscaping's entire summer concert series down the tube!

First, a DUI is a prerequisite to buy one of those pieces of shit.

Second, I was about to start a GoFundMe for you halfway through until I got to the resolution. Thank you for your service.

Trouble maker

My wife made fun of me yesterday because the clock in the car is now correct again! Her and her car that isn't 20 years old and has a computer screen everywhere. This is me being jealous. but somebody has to drive the car for the dogs.

I love that there's a whole book about him