The amount of nutmeg NOT on my egg custard should be a hate crime!!
December 1, 2025 at 4:16 PM
The amount of nutmeg NOT on my egg custard should be a hate crime!!
I got myself some jellyfish 🪼
December 1, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I got myself some jellyfish 🪼
That’s not bad for day one 250 mil toner, not sure if the 70+ is regarding age? 🤣
December 1, 2025 at 10:22 AM
That’s not bad for day one 250 mil toner, not sure if the 70+ is regarding age? 🤣
Look at the size of my advent calendar, that large Yankee candle is dwarfed by it!
November 29, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Look at the size of my advent calendar, that large Yankee candle is dwarfed by it!
Current mood matches the weather
🌧️ ☔️
🌧️ ☔️
November 29, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Current mood matches the weather
🌧️ ☔️
🌧️ ☔️
My £9 tracksuit arrived, and I’m not sending it back!
I’m off now to go and do a few star jumps and a couple of gambols
I’m off now to go and do a few star jumps and a couple of gambols
November 27, 2025 at 3:22 PM
My £9 tracksuit arrived, and I’m not sending it back!
I’m off now to go and do a few star jumps and a couple of gambols
I’m off now to go and do a few star jumps and a couple of gambols
I am going to look like the bell of the ball, in my new £9 tracksuit 💅
November 23, 2025 at 9:38 AM
I am going to look like the bell of the ball, in my new £9 tracksuit 💅
Moving my floating home again
November 21, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Moving my floating home again
Oops, I did it again!
November 18, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Oops, I did it again!
Blackhead picking tools should come with a warning
November 18, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Blackhead picking tools should come with a warning
I popped into Aldi 😬😬😬
November 17, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I popped into Aldi 😬😬😬
Apparently, my cholesterol is a little high no idea why…..
November 15, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Apparently, my cholesterol is a little high no idea why…..
I’ve just teamed with that theme throughout 🤣
I present my main batteries….
I present my main batteries….
November 13, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I’ve just teamed with that theme throughout 🤣
I present my main batteries….
I present my main batteries….
A rare sneaky peak through my back doors
November 13, 2025 at 2:18 PM
A rare sneaky peak through my back doors
521 illegal miles I’ve clocked up on my E scooter
🛴 💨💨💨💨 get out of my way bitches!
🛴 💨💨💨💨 get out of my way bitches!
November 13, 2025 at 2:10 PM
521 illegal miles I’ve clocked up on my E scooter
🛴 💨💨💨💨 get out of my way bitches!
🛴 💨💨💨💨 get out of my way bitches!
That’s lunch done!
Beans, beans, they’re good for your heart!
🍑💨💨💨💨💨💨💨
Beans, beans, they’re good for your heart!
🍑💨💨💨💨💨💨💨
November 11, 2025 at 2:28 PM
That’s lunch done!
Beans, beans, they’re good for your heart!
🍑💨💨💨💨💨💨💨
Beans, beans, they’re good for your heart!
🍑💨💨💨💨💨💨💨
Fork handles and a reed
November 11, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Fork handles and a reed
Freshly baked hand salted pretzels 🥨 a
November 10, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Freshly baked hand salted pretzels 🥨 a
Yeah, got a massive one! 🪭
November 10, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Yeah, got a massive one! 🪭
Just trimmed the facial hair
November 10, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Just trimmed the facial hair
This sort of top? Or more of a long sleeved
November 5, 2025 at 7:58 PM
This sort of top? Or more of a long sleeved
£8 for this yellow label haul
November 5, 2025 at 3:48 PM
£8 for this yellow label haul
I forgot I took this the other night, this is my narrowboat boudoir.
November 5, 2025 at 11:25 AM
I forgot I took this the other night, this is my narrowboat boudoir.