Rob Ashton
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Rob Ashton
@typicalcowboybullshit.com
Purescript, Erlang, Rust, C, Typescript - but probably actually talking shit about video games or shit talking about code. I hail from http://codeofrob.com and that probably tells you everything you need to know about the quality of my posts.
How do parents do this full time? I just don’t get it, I’d go absolutely insane.
November 29, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Their problem is that they were alway way too earnest to be cool, shrug that off and it’s banger after banger
November 28, 2025 at 10:28 PM
No Fuchun around eh
November 28, 2025 at 8:51 PM
What a great feeling it is when you smash the ball several times in a row and watch it disappear into the night sky
November 27, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Ah, I just opened the bag of tat for the first time, it is very much this - that’s definitely quite an umbrella.
November 25, 2025 at 12:00 PM
I got a bag of merch on arrival, yay, more band tat to find a home for.
November 25, 2025 at 10:40 AM
FWIW I had a 'fast track' ticket, but only because that was the only ticket type remaining by the time I got onto conference wifi in amsterdam, and effectively is what they call any of the front rows at the o2 Arena by default (VIP/fast track) in order to extort more money from you.
November 25, 2025 at 10:39 AM
I guess sorta - tbh it’s not even obvious when you buy the tickets that you’re getting a fake fast track one anyway, it’s just yet another axs/o2 overpriced ticket that you click “yes” to cos it’s that or nothing. They did come with some limited edition tat tho.
November 24, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Not as shocking as the bar prices, nearly twenty quid for a double g+t 😂 fuck off you absolute cunts
November 24, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Perfecto 👌
November 24, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Not been to the o2 arena since the day I did that thing where you walk over the top, and I heard Leonard cohen sound checking from the top, so bought tickets to see Leonard Cohen and saw Leonard cohen.

That wasn’t too bad, it was all seated and very civilised, I fear I got lucky.
November 24, 2025 at 5:40 PM
November 24, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I’m gonna do this NG+ and savour it, versos ending this time of course.
November 22, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Evergreen
November 22, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Layers of grief, classic French
November 22, 2025 at 11:57 AM