Just Brian
@tzerigawa.bsky.social
Somehow not the weirdest person here
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Just Brian
@tzerigawa.bsky.social
· Jan 8
There is no hell. Evil exists inside us all, and some have chosen to embrace it.
My life is like a game of scrabble. I just can’t find the words.
December 7, 2025 at 5:55 PM
My life is like a game of scrabble. I just can’t find the words.
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Vampires have it exactly right: find the sleeping schedule that works for you, avoid excessive sun exposure, and only show up at someone's house if explicitly invited.
June 24, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Vampires have it exactly right: find the sleeping schedule that works for you, avoid excessive sun exposure, and only show up at someone's house if explicitly invited.
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Today is my birthday so It would mean a lot of y'all shared my art :) 🫶
June 16, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Today is my birthday so It would mean a lot of y'all shared my art :) 🫶
Countless people every year are killed by ninjas.
May 20, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Countless people every year are killed by ninjas.
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"They want obedient workers. People who are just smart enough to run the machines and do the paperwork and just dumb enough to passively accept all these increasingly shittier jobs with the lower pay the longer hours the reduced benefits the end of overtime and the vanishing pension" ~George Carlin
April 25, 2025 at 10:49 PM
"They want obedient workers. People who are just smart enough to run the machines and do the paperwork and just dumb enough to passively accept all these increasingly shittier jobs with the lower pay the longer hours the reduced benefits the end of overtime and the vanishing pension" ~George Carlin
What’s an animal that eats crickets?
A cricket bat
A cricket bat
April 13, 2025 at 2:03 AM
What’s an animal that eats crickets?
A cricket bat
A cricket bat
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They said raising wages would make everything more expensive. Then they didn’t raise wages and jacked up prices anyway. Funny how that works.
February 20, 2025 at 12:30 PM
They said raising wages would make everything more expensive. Then they didn’t raise wages and jacked up prices anyway. Funny how that works.
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Repost if you know 🔄
February 5, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Repost if you know 🔄
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It's weird how some people get mad about pizza toppings on pizzas they aren't eating.
January 12, 2025 at 7:39 PM
It's weird how some people get mad about pizza toppings on pizzas they aren't eating.
There is no hell. Evil exists inside us all, and some have chosen to embrace it.
January 8, 2025 at 11:30 PM
There is no hell. Evil exists inside us all, and some have chosen to embrace it.
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If anyone wants to spy on me with a drone, can you also bring me a pizza with extra pepperoni - thanks.
December 16, 2024 at 9:33 AM
If anyone wants to spy on me with a drone, can you also bring me a pizza with extra pepperoni - thanks.
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dont understand why so many people want to explore the super mario galaxy, when we have so many problems here on our super mario world. also pretend i posted this 17 years ago
December 13, 2024 at 12:15 AM
dont understand why so many people want to explore the super mario galaxy, when we have so many problems here on our super mario world. also pretend i posted this 17 years ago
This month + this day + this century = this year.
December 13, 2024 at 12:08 AM
This month + this day + this century = this year.
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A doctor’s letter to United Healthcare for denying nausea meds for a child on chemo
December 5, 2024 at 3:01 PM
A doctor’s letter to United Healthcare for denying nausea meds for a child on chemo
Shut up and dance with me: funny, implies that you’re talking too much and can relax.
Shut up or dance with me: more aggressive, implies frustration with you
Shut up and die: threat is implied, danger is real
Shut up or die: confusing, not fair to introverts
Shut up or dance with me: more aggressive, implies frustration with you
Shut up and die: threat is implied, danger is real
Shut up or die: confusing, not fair to introverts
December 4, 2024 at 1:06 AM
Shut up and dance with me: funny, implies that you’re talking too much and can relax.
Shut up or dance with me: more aggressive, implies frustration with you
Shut up and die: threat is implied, danger is real
Shut up or die: confusing, not fair to introverts
Shut up or dance with me: more aggressive, implies frustration with you
Shut up and die: threat is implied, danger is real
Shut up or die: confusing, not fair to introverts
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We don't need more remakes of old movies. We need more MUPPETS remakes of old movies.
December 2, 2024 at 2:08 AM
We don't need more remakes of old movies. We need more MUPPETS remakes of old movies.
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Robocop is a movie about a guy who gets killed on the job and they still made him go back to work
December 1, 2024 at 5:04 PM
Robocop is a movie about a guy who gets killed on the job and they still made him go back to work
It’s never too early to start planning to steal Christmas
November 30, 2024 at 12:41 AM
It’s never too early to start planning to steal Christmas
Today a middle-aged guy at Taco Bell chose to berate the staff by claiming that they got his order wrong. When asked what they got wrong, he said they didn’t add any sauce packets, even though he never asked for any.
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November 27, 2024 at 1:26 AM
Today a middle-aged guy at Taco Bell chose to berate the staff by claiming that they got his order wrong. When asked what they got wrong, he said they didn’t add any sauce packets, even though he never asked for any.
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