RUOK Speedwagon
@uberpaul.bsky.social
Angle investor. Brunswick Secessionist Movement.
Melbourne, Australia
Melbourne, Australia
Why does Victoria have the most cooked firefighters?
December 1, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Why does Victoria have the most cooked firefighters?
Actually using the tunnel for real transport now, rather than just fucking around. But I only made the connection from Melbourne Central in time by using the lifts.
November 30, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Actually using the tunnel for real transport now, rather than just fucking around. But I only made the connection from Melbourne Central in time by using the lifts.
Anyway, a big fuck you to Denis Napthine. You should never be allowed in this.
November 30, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Anyway, a big fuck you to Denis Napthine. You should never be allowed in this.
This was the queue.
November 29, 2025 at 10:31 PM
This was the queue.
Oh look, it's the Grinch of Aspie Christmas.
November 29, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Oh look, it's the Grinch of Aspie Christmas.
I'm way ahead of them.
November 28, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I'm way ahead of them.
They just let anyone into these things, now. Even me.
November 24, 2025 at 7:29 AM
They just let anyone into these things, now. Even me.
US still green though, despite the high chance of being shot, or thrown in a concentration camp at the border.
November 18, 2025 at 5:32 AM
US still green though, despite the high chance of being shot, or thrown in a concentration camp at the border.
DFAT have finally put Sweden as green on the scary foreign country scale, after a very long time on yellow, which was insane.
November 18, 2025 at 5:28 AM
DFAT have finally put Sweden as green on the scary foreign country scale, after a very long time on yellow, which was insane.
This is why you should hire a social media manager.
November 17, 2025 at 6:29 AM
This is why you should hire a social media manager.
Bad day to have Andrews/Allan Derangement Syndrome.
November 16, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Bad day to have Andrews/Allan Derangement Syndrome.
Lying Victorian government again, they said it would be December.
November 15, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Lying Victorian government again, they said it would be December.
When is Chris Minns going to resign over sword crime in Sydney?
November 9, 2025 at 1:17 AM
When is Chris Minns going to resign over sword crime in Sydney?
More effective way to get rid of gyms than firebombing them, but less satisfying.
November 6, 2025 at 2:40 AM
More effective way to get rid of gyms than firebombing them, but less satisfying.
What even is the point of sub-editors.
November 5, 2025 at 10:57 PM
What even is the point of sub-editors.
I just found that and then saw this reply:
November 4, 2025 at 9:41 AM
I just found that and then saw this reply:
Stop forcing this shit on us.
November 2, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Stop forcing this shit on us.
Tens of thousands Melburnians brave the machete-filled war zone in the empty streets of the CBD to see some obscure British band from the 1990s.
Don't come here, it's just so dead.
Don't come here, it's just so dead.
November 1, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Tens of thousands Melburnians brave the machete-filled war zone in the empty streets of the CBD to see some obscure British band from the 1990s.
Don't come here, it's just so dead.
Don't come here, it's just so dead.
It must suck to live in Adelaide, bypassed for some Wollongong beach suburb.
November 1, 2025 at 3:16 AM
It must suck to live in Adelaide, bypassed for some Wollongong beach suburb.
Just saw this on a YouTube channel: even attaching a clip-on microphone to a wooden spoon looks less silly than holding it between one's fingers.
October 28, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Just saw this on a YouTube channel: even attaching a clip-on microphone to a wooden spoon looks less silly than holding it between one's fingers.
This is where I'm posting from.
October 27, 2025 at 3:14 AM
This is where I'm posting from.