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Writer @lothianlife.bsky.social. Duolingo nerd (NB/SV/FI/ZH). TV shitposter/ @keepdancingpodcast.bsky.social podcaster. Runs #COVIDEO film club on Discord. Gymbro. Forager. #Sjögrens. Bi. Nonbinary (they/them).
I regret to inform you that two more musical legends have fallen to the slop machine
November 28, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I regret to inform you that two more musical legends have fallen to the slop machine
He was scared at the high winds but he persevered, that's a real stateskitto there #chonktent
November 28, 2025 at 8:46 PM
He was scared at the high winds but he persevered, that's a real stateskitto there #chonktent
The Meownister Without Braincell was on the late shift. At least someone is looking out for the mouse finally 🙃 #chonktent
November 28, 2025 at 8:45 PM
The Meownister Without Braincell was on the late shift. At least someone is looking out for the mouse finally 🙃 #chonktent
boss: you done that marketing email for our health scan sale?
marketing guy: sure did boss, real fuckin' threatening like you asked
boss: what
marketing guy: sure did boss, real fuckin' threatening like you asked
boss: what
November 28, 2025 at 4:57 PM
boss: you done that marketing email for our health scan sale?
marketing guy: sure did boss, real fuckin' threatening like you asked
boss: what
marketing guy: sure did boss, real fuckin' threatening like you asked
boss: what
Good afternoon only to the Prime Meownister, who popped in after helping his dad rescue the toppled bins to look for the mouse and check out other viable accommodation. Think the Kallax box is a bit big for one rodent 🐭 #smudge
November 28, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Good afternoon only to the Prime Meownister, who popped in after helping his dad rescue the toppled bins to look for the mouse and check out other viable accommodation. Think the Kallax box is a bit big for one rodent 🐭 #smudge
You just died.
The sixth picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
I mean, poorly stored chemicals at the Biscuit Factory would do it, aye 💀
The sixth picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
I mean, poorly stored chemicals at the Biscuit Factory would do it, aye 💀
November 27, 2025 at 10:44 PM
You just died.
The sixth picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
I mean, poorly stored chemicals at the Biscuit Factory would do it, aye 💀
The sixth picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
I mean, poorly stored chemicals at the Biscuit Factory would do it, aye 💀
And finally my transformation to animé boyband member is complete
(you should see the flashes of purple underneath when it moves, oh my DAYS)
(you should see the flashes of purple underneath when it moves, oh my DAYS)
November 27, 2025 at 6:30 PM
And finally my transformation to animé boyband member is complete
(you should see the flashes of purple underneath when it moves, oh my DAYS)
(you should see the flashes of purple underneath when it moves, oh my DAYS)
Oversharing Lady has just said I look like Tr*mp, wonder if she'd like a peroxide bottle introduced where the sun don't shine 🙃
November 27, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Oversharing Lady has just said I look like Tr*mp, wonder if she'd like a peroxide bottle introduced where the sun don't shine 🙃
also shout out to the best coaster for my millennial latte 🫡
November 27, 2025 at 2:20 PM
also shout out to the best coaster for my millennial latte 🫡
At the sci-fi villain phase of recolouring, lads 😈🛸
November 27, 2025 at 2:18 PM
At the sci-fi villain phase of recolouring, lads 😈🛸
He cared not for gym noises, only licking chalk from my hands 🙃 #ottothetoller
November 27, 2025 at 10:42 AM
He cared not for gym noises, only licking chalk from my hands 🙃 #ottothetoller
The gym boss was overseeing my deadlifts but it was tiring work 💤 #ottothetoller
November 27, 2025 at 10:38 AM
The gym boss was overseeing my deadlifts but it was tiring work 💤 #ottothetoller
God morgen only to the dearest purchase I've made in a while, on the plus side Christmas Eve is about to be 100% more norsk thanks to my PT 🫡
November 27, 2025 at 8:08 AM
God morgen only to the dearest purchase I've made in a while, on the plus side Christmas Eve is about to be 100% more norsk thanks to my PT 🫡
Celebrated getting round IKEA in record time by playing my Black Friday treat with my new mini shark pal, we're officially a multi-Blåhaj household 🦈🛢️🌊
November 25, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Celebrated getting round IKEA in record time by playing my Black Friday treat with my new mini shark pal, we're officially a multi-Blåhaj household 🦈🛢️🌊
touching tribute to Bruce Forsyth here tho
November 25, 2025 at 7:13 PM
touching tribute to Bruce Forsyth here tho
TFW you tell someone to fuck off, but make it fashion 🧐
November 25, 2025 at 7:12 PM
TFW you tell someone to fuck off, but make it fashion 🧐
IKEA have decided to celebrate the Scottish sportball win with AI slop in their picture frames and to that I would say gå och knulla dig själv 🖕🏻
November 25, 2025 at 7:10 PM
IKEA have decided to celebrate the Scottish sportball win with AI slop in their picture frames and to that I would say gå och knulla dig själv 🖕🏻