Scanning repeatedly for the death metal logo in a corner, this rules so hard

You can't fool me, I posted these words..................................................

Now you must prove me wrong : 3 (I have more faith in you than Nintendo)

I'll let you know cause for better or worse I've plunked my way through the rest of the franchise sans Federation Force, at worse it'll probably at least be a metroid prime skinwalker with all the bells and whistles but something deeply wrong at the core I figure

I try to be really open-minded about things like that, fuck's sake I dealt with Chadley in the FF7 Remakes just fine but there's something skin-crawling about that kind of dialogue working it's way to a franchise built on atmosphere and loneliness

If I wasn't busy juggling 3+ projects at any given point lately I'd happily throw my hand in that ring, love FM synth and any excuse to write more

To add to this, this was the most comfortable controller for my hands from any console. This monster. This beast. This behemoth.

I wish smart phones were weird thick gameboy bricks on the daily. I am horribly damaged!

I nabbed a steam controller used on the cheap eons ago and it fit my hands so well but was just built so awkwardly and strangely in the layout I think I maybe finished one game with it ever

That said, I respected it was a freako controller trying something new at least

It's wild, I used to have a chair I bought from a friend for $15 or something in the 2000s, and I don't know if it was so comfortable cause it was just nicer and cheaper back then, or if I'm old enough anything that isn't maximum plushness kills my back after a few hours

This is true degenerate behavior cause I can't imagine getting excited to sit in a computer chair compared to anywhere else

Like iunno, they need a lazy-boy pc chair or something more comfortable than "discount car seat", "chair too small" and "maybe good but $800 for no reason"

Having worked on a project for nearly a decade that uses a modified NES palette, there's a special place in hell for NES yellow and lack of good gradients

Honestly Dracula doing a puppet-animated karate kick out of nowhere is in my top Castlevania moments period, it's so unexpected

Whenever I tell someone I can do something, I wave my arms exactly like the demon guy

It's so powerful, it makes everyone believe in me (I think)

The algo is... healing?

Mine be like:

- cool old guy making hot sauce based mixers
- deltarune covers
- clips of buckethead being buckethead
- obscure pc-88/pc-98 game playthroughs and guides
- AI will destroy us all!
- AI will save us all!
- cute dog
- obscure eldritch audiobook reading

They came out with Death Stranding 3 so fast, wow...

Alternatively, finally, capture feed of how 2025 feels!