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UnbeGnomest
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Lead Developer of "Pun & Paper", a WIP free TTRPG releasing under Creative Commons - RELEASING SOON (he/him) 🚫 Parasocial Relationships 🤘🏻 Psychosocial Fruit Salad 🚫🗣️Do Not Solicit 🔞 MDNI #StandWithUkraine 🇺🇦 #FeedPalestine 🇵🇸 #OSRforAll 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ #NoAI 🚫🤖🧠
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UnbeGnomest @unbegnomest.bsky.social · 12d
All 450 spells are written.

*What's Left*
Polish off Gear List, Price & Weight
Talismans and Tonics
Clout & Retinue System
Revise, reduce, reframe

*Free Expansions*
Tabletop Tarot Paths
Primordium Magnum Provenances
Manyworld Mayhem Provenance

#PunAndPaper
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UnbeGnomest @unbegnomest.bsky.social · 10h
one good Caesar meme deserves another
Salad with a buncha knives stuck in it. It's a Caesar. This pencil holder is shaped like Caesar, allowing you to stick your pencils in his back. Quest complete! Rend unto Caesar that which is Caesar's. Put screws to the Legion. They send theirs, and you send yours.
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UnbeGnomest @unbegnomest.bsky.social · 15h
beautiful visions ahead
therefore, Praise the artist
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UnbeGnomest @unbegnomest.bsky.social · 1d
In this difficult economy, a job is a job, and Leviathan is always hiring. Given the choice between application screening algorithms and chains, well.
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 1d
#WarRavagedPortland
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UnbeGnomest @unbegnomest.bsky.social · 1d
facing the collapse of the patently irrational perpetual growth models and the frantic extinction burst of hegemonic authority structures killing us by the thousands, yeah

I think the deliberate, brutally honest approach Thunberg uses is just what we need; all the right people are mad at her
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Tessa @tessicat.bsky.social · 2d
I wish Greta Thunberg was in charge
a man is crying with the words " why don 't you put her in charge " above him
ALT: a man is crying with the words " why don 't you put her in charge " above him
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UnbeGnomest @unbegnomest.bsky.social · 1d
nor should you be
Gef, the Talking Mongoose, the Dalby Spook, was a talking mongoose that inhabited a farmhouse. He did it for the devilment.
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UnbeGnomest @unbegnomest.bsky.social · 1d
I'd buy the director's cut if it contained 36 minutes of various takes of Leto screaming in a high-pitched voice while getting horrifically de-rezzed

youtu.be/YxElSxX6uNY?...
Dragon’s Lair (1983) – All Fails & Deaths in 4K! 💀 Every Way to Die in the Arcade Classic!
YouTube video by Metal Arcade
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UnbeGnomest @unbegnomest.bsky.social · 1d
sorry if I come off as abrasive - I'd rather not, but Jesus wept

four decades of sarcasm, irony, gaslighting, capitalism, and ragebait have eaten the humanity right outta my ass
*Get up and tell us a little bit about yourself* Best PowerPoint presentation I've seen to-date, it's literally just one slide that says, "I'm an asshole"
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Bunkunin @bunkunin.bsky.social · 2d
Signing off for today. Take care...of each other.
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UnbeGnomest @unbegnomest.bsky.social · 2d
ow the truth
a cartoon character is asking what 's wrong billy ? a little too real for you billy
Alt: a kermit-ish cartoon character is asking "what's wrong billy? a little too real for you billy?"
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UnbeGnomest @unbegnomest.bsky.social · 2d
Johnathan yes
You get that coveted thumbs up from Eldritch Papi. Yig tested, Cthulhu approved
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UnbeGnomest @unbegnomest.bsky.social · 2d
Victory for Ukraine, peace for her people.
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UnbeGnomest @unbegnomest.bsky.social · 2d
The KMFDM dislikes playing the Juke Joint Jezebel, but the fans keep requesting it

youtu.be/91w6Q2tytLc?...
The otter clearly hates the watermelon he's eating but keeps on eating it anyway.
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UnbeGnomest @unbegnomest.bsky.social · 2d
Cloaked skeletal figure gestures to dark smudge containing the phrase: eerily correct: the best kind of correct
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UnbeGnomest @unbegnomest.bsky.social · 3d
Liz tried to warn him.
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UnbeGnomest @unbegnomest.bsky.social · 3d
Sana, sana, colita de rana

Si no sanas hoy, sanarás mañana
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Arianeh Sajadi, Esq. @arianehsajadi.bsky.social · 4d
ICE zip-tying and detaining children isn’t “enforcement,” it’s *state cruelty.*

The 8th Amendment prohibits “cruel and unusual punishment.” That protection extends through the 5th & 14th to all human beings on U.S. soil.

This is unconstitutional, unlawful, and morally depraved.

FULL STOP.

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UnbeGnomest @unbegnomest.bsky.social · 3d
R O C K S
Roxanne but its just Rocks
YouTube video by ironicallyscreaming
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UnbeGnomest @unbegnomest.bsky.social · 3d
Robin Williams waxes poetic in shitposting in this Dead Poet's Society meme. are you a girl? lol I'm a meme page. "Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer" spelled out in 2" Mylar Reflectives in an Ace Hardware. Tracer Bullet, alter ego of Calvin, stealing your memes. "In this dog-eat-dog world, even decent folks do things they aren't proud of, just to get by. Like me for example, stealing this meme.
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UnbeGnomest @unbegnomest.bsky.social · 4d
"... in the end, peace was restored to the village."
The Buc-ee's in Luling, Texas, en fuego.
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UnbeGnomest @unbegnomest.bsky.social · 4d
This Dungeons and Dragons Expert Set Adventure Module is entitled, "Slime Keep Sucks Balls: Let's Just Go Fight Some Hobgoblins or Something", features a cover picture of a green slime covered keep at cliff's edge by a restless sea. In the foreground is a man with golden armor and a winged helmet, slowly being dissolved by green slime. A bitchin' dragon rider flies in the air near the Keep, as if to say, "Nope. Nope nope nope." In the module description below, it reads, "Can you survive where many brave heroes have just said, "Fuck it, Undermountain?" Slime Keep features just a stupid amount of green slime, and is a colossal pain in the ass. You don't even get to fight the dragon rider on the cover. And for what? A sorry pair of +2 of walk on the walls kinda sorta? Man, I've got work in the morning."
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UnbeGnomest @unbegnomest.bsky.social · 4d
Sana, sana, colita de rana

Si no sanas hoy, sanarás mañana
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UnbeGnomest @unbegnomest.bsky.social · 4d
It began with the signing of the Spice Girls: Victoria Beckham was given to the Posh, immortal, ritzy-est and swankest of all fans. Emma Bunton and Geri Halliwell were given to the twee fans; great makeup artists and baristas of the shopping malls. Melanie C was given to the sports fans, clad in their track pants and running shoes. And Mel B, was gifted to the pick-me fans, who above all else desire attention. For within these girls was bound the strength and will to zig-a-zig-ahh. But they were all of them deceived, for another Spice was made: in the land of Seattle's Pike Place Market, in the fires of Starbucks, the dark lord Peter Dukes forged, in secret, a master spice to control all others. One Pumpkin Spice Latte to rule them all.
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UnbeGnomest @unbegnomest.bsky.social · 5d
I love a good sporeceror or mycomancer, brilliant
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UnbeGnomest @unbegnomest.bsky.social · 5d
"Technos"

*unn tiss unn tiss unn tiss unn tiss*
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