UncannyKyle
@uncannykyle.bsky.social
Data wrangler and dad by day, werewolf by night. I shook hands with the other guy in N'Sync once!
Sounds like an tagline for a device meant to strengthen your kegels
November 30, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Sounds like an tagline for a device meant to strengthen your kegels
To their credit, I don’t see any woks.
November 30, 2025 at 11:17 PM
To their credit, I don’t see any woks.
My mother in law said the same thing the other day exactly
November 30, 2025 at 11:16 PM
My mother in law said the same thing the other day exactly
I’m a little sad you didn’t bust out a Virtual Boy emulator!
November 30, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I’m a little sad you didn’t bust out a Virtual Boy emulator!
This guy’s America’s fun dad and they ride him like he’s the vehicle in “Crazy Taxi.” To paraphrase Minor Threat, at least he’s fucking trying. The former governor one state over is trying to avoid Contempt of Court charges for Nazi bullshit.
November 30, 2025 at 6:40 PM
This guy’s America’s fun dad and they ride him like he’s the vehicle in “Crazy Taxi.” To paraphrase Minor Threat, at least he’s fucking trying. The former governor one state over is trying to avoid Contempt of Court charges for Nazi bullshit.
That sounds like a classic FF crossover actually. Hell, make it so the spaceship accident that gave them powers also sent them into the ape future!
November 30, 2025 at 2:37 AM
That sounds like a classic FF crossover actually. Hell, make it so the spaceship accident that gave them powers also sent them into the ape future!
Yeah can you get me a Sprite
November 29, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Yeah can you get me a Sprite
The EU made Apple put emulators on iOS and they went full Nazi.
November 29, 2025 at 2:55 PM
The EU made Apple put emulators on iOS and they went full Nazi.
I know we're supposed to be all "Aaggghghhh I'm being trolled!" but this makes me think he's just fucking dead. This is how they'll "Weekend at Bernie's" us.
November 28, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I know we're supposed to be all "Aaggghghhh I'm being trolled!" but this makes me think he's just fucking dead. This is how they'll "Weekend at Bernie's" us.
Probably wasn’t real
November 28, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Probably wasn’t real
I’ll never forget seeing Elvis outside a casino like ten years ago, he opened with “Blood and Chocolate” and I swear to god he locked eyes with me for like half the song. I was afraid to look away, it was like some intense game of chicken.
November 28, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I’ll never forget seeing Elvis outside a casino like ten years ago, he opened with “Blood and Chocolate” and I swear to god he locked eyes with me for like half the song. I was afraid to look away, it was like some intense game of chicken.
Sure it’s not faunksgiving innit?
November 28, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Sure it’s not faunksgiving innit?
I’m better about it when I have something to read on my phone. Borrowing a book or the Marvel/DC apps are helpful.
November 27, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I’m better about it when I have something to read on my phone. Borrowing a book or the Marvel/DC apps are helpful.
It focuses on difficulty instead of exploration, the parry mechanic is just stupid, the EMMI are just scary annoying doors, you backtrack completely out of some areas and right back to the previous areas which just ruins forward momentum for me, etc.
November 27, 2025 at 6:02 AM
It focuses on difficulty instead of exploration, the parry mechanic is just stupid, the EMMI are just scary annoying doors, you backtrack completely out of some areas and right back to the previous areas which just ruins forward momentum for me, etc.
*looks left*
*looks right*
It's a good game overall but one of the worst Metroid games.
*looks right*
It's a good game overall but one of the worst Metroid games.
November 26, 2025 at 9:38 PM
*looks left*
*looks right*
It's a good game overall but one of the worst Metroid games.
*looks right*
It's a good game overall but one of the worst Metroid games.
This makes me kinda glad I didn’t bear down and actually beat Mario Clash back in the day.
November 26, 2025 at 6:37 PM
This makes me kinda glad I didn’t bear down and actually beat Mario Clash back in the day.