Uncle Lumpy
@unclelumpy.bsky.social
The whole point of adulthood is to embrace the little weirdo they tried to beat out of you
Hm. Figured I'd ask in case he and Bubsy worked the same convention circuit. I mean, they're both from the 90s... And goodness knows Bucky and the crew could use a comeback.
November 13, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Hm. Figured I'd ask in case he and Bubsy worked the same convention circuit. I mean, they're both from the 90s... And goodness knows Bucky and the crew could use a comeback.
Stephanopoulos?
Again, funny name.
Again, funny name.
November 13, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Stephanopoulos?
Again, funny name.
Again, funny name.
"Bring me a small lyre!"
November 12, 2025 at 11:20 PM
"Bring me a small lyre!"
The GOP was willing to let planes crash and people starve. Democrats weren't.
If "We're the party that DOESN'T want to KILL you" isn't a good selling point, I don't know what to tell you.
If "We're the party that DOESN'T want to KILL you" isn't a good selling point, I don't know what to tell you.
November 12, 2025 at 12:21 AM
The GOP was willing to let planes crash and people starve. Democrats weren't.
If "We're the party that DOESN'T want to KILL you" isn't a good selling point, I don't know what to tell you.
If "We're the party that DOESN'T want to KILL you" isn't a good selling point, I don't know what to tell you.
I would ask a question in counter;
What would it take to convince the GOP to NOT let planes crash and people starve?
What would it take to convince the GOP to NOT let planes crash and people starve?
November 11, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I would ask a question in counter;
What would it take to convince the GOP to NOT let planes crash and people starve?
What would it take to convince the GOP to NOT let planes crash and people starve?
"Trouble" my fat d@go ASS! I'd have given up on humanity as a whole long ago if I didn't know you, Toots! It's me CALLIN'!
November 11, 2025 at 8:35 PM
"Trouble" my fat d@go ASS! I'd have given up on humanity as a whole long ago if I didn't know you, Toots! It's me CALLIN'!
Feels awful, doesn't it?
That's when the people you're GLAD to have in your life have the HONOR and PRIVILEGE of truly proving their worth.
Don't be afraid to reach out.
We're good for more than 24 hours, Cookie.😉
That's when the people you're GLAD to have in your life have the HONOR and PRIVILEGE of truly proving their worth.
Don't be afraid to reach out.
We're good for more than 24 hours, Cookie.😉
November 11, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Feels awful, doesn't it?
That's when the people you're GLAD to have in your life have the HONOR and PRIVILEGE of truly proving their worth.
Don't be afraid to reach out.
We're good for more than 24 hours, Cookie.😉
That's when the people you're GLAD to have in your life have the HONOR and PRIVILEGE of truly proving their worth.
Don't be afraid to reach out.
We're good for more than 24 hours, Cookie.😉
On the other hand, guillotines have ended criminal regimes.
November 10, 2025 at 11:41 PM
On the other hand, guillotines have ended criminal regimes.
Elon Musk helps me understand why RFK Jr is so terrified of autism.
November 10, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Elon Musk helps me understand why RFK Jr is so terrified of autism.
Do you suppose he decided death was preferable to performing at the Kennedy Center for you-know-who?
November 10, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Do you suppose he decided death was preferable to performing at the Kennedy Center for you-know-who?
... Dude... Cold.
November 10, 2025 at 9:32 PM
... Dude... Cold.
🎵Check this riff, it's $#@&ing TASTY!🎵
November 10, 2025 at 9:17 PM
🎵Check this riff, it's $#@&ing TASTY!🎵
Alright Dana. I've always considered you one of the most intelligent people I know and, even if I didn't always agree with it entirely, I've always valued and appreciated your insight. Please share your take on what's going on. I give you my word, I will only listen. No feedback. No counter.❤️
November 10, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Alright Dana. I've always considered you one of the most intelligent people I know and, even if I didn't always agree with it entirely, I've always valued and appreciated your insight. Please share your take on what's going on. I give you my word, I will only listen. No feedback. No counter.❤️