Uncle Spike
@unclespike.bsky.social
A slightly neurospicy Gen-X nerd. (BTW: Nerds and geeks are not the same thing.) Will comment on music often. Not a bear. A bit of a gainer. Cis-homo/queer. I contradict myself. I am large; I contain multitudes. No LGB without the T. 🏳🌈🏳⚧
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We'll see how many lemon recipes we can stuff into this belly this winter. This will be fun.
December 7, 2025 at 4:29 AM
We'll see how many lemon recipes we can stuff into this belly this winter. This will be fun.
I listened to the audiobook version of the Madonna bio. Fascinating...and the narrator was brilliant too.
December 6, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I listened to the audiobook version of the Madonna bio. Fascinating...and the narrator was brilliant too.
Oh bubba. I'm so sorry. Big hugs to you from afar.
December 6, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Oh bubba. I'm so sorry. Big hugs to you from afar.
Oof. Scruff is second-rate. And as a wise woman once sang, second best is never enough. You'll do much better baby on your own. And you already are.
December 6, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Oof. Scruff is second-rate. And as a wise woman once sang, second best is never enough. You'll do much better baby on your own. And you already are.
And just like that, along comes another possibility. The Brothers Karamazov, conveniently written in twelve books, one to be read per month, with online support and structure. These brilliant Russian authors, I swear. To quote another great Russian novel: What is to be done?
December 5, 2025 at 8:01 PM
And just like that, along comes another possibility. The Brothers Karamazov, conveniently written in twelve books, one to be read per month, with online support and structure. These brilliant Russian authors, I swear. To quote another great Russian novel: What is to be done?
I had to offer this up...in case you really can't stand Christmas music and want to get all the fucking songs over with at once. (Not the original, which I can't find, but it's still damned great.)
on.soundcloud.com/3CuvXAjh592b...
on.soundcloud.com/3CuvXAjh592b...
All of the Christmas songs played at once
Why put yourself through the torture of having to listen to hours of Christmas music when you can just get it over with in 5 minutes.
All* of the Christmas songs played at once,,,,
* maybe not all
soundcloud.com
December 4, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I had to offer this up...in case you really can't stand Christmas music and want to get all the fucking songs over with at once. (Not the original, which I can't find, but it's still damned great.)
on.soundcloud.com/3CuvXAjh592b...
on.soundcloud.com/3CuvXAjh592b...
Enjoy. Yum. Then post a pic too late because it was yum.
December 3, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Enjoy. Yum. Then post a pic too late because it was yum.
Maybe a better link here. www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/f...
Definition of FLURR
to throw scatteringly; to fly or dash up; to rise or pass with a whirring of wings… See the full definition
www.merriam-webster.com
December 3, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Maybe a better link here. www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/f...
Mmmph. Very nice. Looking huge there.
December 3, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Mmmph. Very nice. Looking huge there.
BTW, I think dentists and assistants should drop the "floss only those teeth you want to keep" crap and say "When you take a shit, you don't wipe your butt cheeks...you wipe in your ass crack. So floss and get that shit outta there." Thanks to Reddit for that graphic visual. It worked for me.
December 2, 2025 at 5:35 AM
BTW, I think dentists and assistants should drop the "floss only those teeth you want to keep" crap and say "When you take a shit, you don't wipe your butt cheeks...you wipe in your ass crack. So floss and get that shit outta there." Thanks to Reddit for that graphic visual. It worked for me.
George just be giving us the side eye to end all side eyes. Trying so hard to hold his nose.
We know, George. And we are sorry.
We know, George. And we are sorry.
November 28, 2025 at 10:41 PM
George just be giving us the side eye to end all side eyes. Trying so hard to hold his nose.
We know, George. And we are sorry.
We know, George. And we are sorry.
Set to record. Thanks! This will be fun.
November 23, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Set to record. Thanks! This will be fun.
Here's the timing. Margo drank her first martini at 0:00, when I started the stopwatch. And it goes from there.
November 23, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Here's the timing. Margo drank her first martini at 0:00, when I started the stopwatch. And it goes from there.