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bryn
@unfunpleasures.bsky.social
33. rhinestone cowboy. ofmd brainrot. unfunpleasures on ao3.

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18+ only, please; here there be gay pirate smut. fics linked below.

https://linktr.ee/unfunpleasures
there’s nothing like a 50k+ fic in the middle of the night, though, truly!
November 29, 2025 at 7:11 AM
he was throwing us a bone(r)
November 29, 2025 at 5:35 AM
i wish i’d gotten to see john prine. he came to fresno in maybe 2017 or so and my partner at the time and i reeeeally thought about going and we didn’t because tickets were pricey and we’ve regretted it ever since.
November 29, 2025 at 5:24 AM
some veg ones just lack chewiness and it just doesn’t ~hit~, y’know? this brand is perfect, though. i truly don’t know how they do it and why no one else can figure it out lol. i will say, though, the ones in the bulk bins at sprouts are also super good!
November 29, 2025 at 1:18 AM
ooooh, yes! gotta get those hot cbd deals, because that stuff can be pricey.
November 29, 2025 at 1:15 AM
hmmm, excellent question! i can’t say i’ve ever tried lol. most of them have kind of a weird texture, so i think they’d swell but maybe be even gloopier, but i dunno, these ones are pretty true to the original!
November 29, 2025 at 1:06 AM
actually, i love to look at the 2009 coachella lineup and kick my own ass over the things i missed. like, what do you mean i didn’t see leonard cohen or amy winehouse!? what an idiot.
November 29, 2025 at 1:02 AM
ahhh, i hope you get a chance! i’ve caught them three times. actually, they played for so long at that coachella that i think they cut the power on them lol. they do, like, three hour sets, it’s insane.
November 29, 2025 at 1:00 AM
🫂🧡 i’m sorry things are like this, friend
November 29, 2025 at 12:37 AM
a little frivolity at a discount, as a treat
November 29, 2025 at 12:24 AM
p.s. if you don’t eat gelatin and want a good gummy bear, my mom buys these for me at marshall’s sometimes but i’ve never seen them anywhere else and they’re so, so good, so if you need a treat (there’s a discount if you buy 6 bags):
Satisfy Your Sweet Tooth with Vegan Gummi Teddies | Lady May Sweets
Indulge guilt-free with our irresistible Vegan Gummi Teddies. Made with the finest natural ingredients, these delightful treats are bursting with fruity flavors. Delight in the chewy goodness of our c...
ladymaysweets.com
November 28, 2025 at 11:48 PM
i also reorganized my t-shirt drawer and got rid of a couple, which did little to curb the overcrowding problem, considering the number of tees i’ve acquired this year, for some reason.
November 28, 2025 at 10:11 PM
congrats on three years!
November 28, 2025 at 7:25 PM
fear of intimacy and vulnerability strikes again lol
November 28, 2025 at 5:55 PM
reading everyone else’s and seeing all these important emotional beats being mentioned and feeling like a clown 🥲
November 28, 2025 at 5:42 PM
happy birthday!
November 28, 2025 at 9:42 AM
do you think she knows that standing right outside of someone’s bedroom door and shouting “no! no! no!” after 1 in the morning kinda sucks?
November 28, 2025 at 9:05 AM