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Ungoliant
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Ancient evil. Hungry. Unhinged.

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Pfp art by hubby @maelomion.bsky.social 🖤 Based on original artwork by Vladimir Mineev.
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Would you like a hug?
December 3, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Depends on the shelf 👀 I think I sat on a rock shelf for about a century once, sunbathing.

But you’re right, it sounds human-ish. Let’s ask the next one we meet?
December 3, 2025 at 10:11 PM
You know what, I don’t really know? People say it a lot around this time of year. I figured it was just a funny rhyme, but maybe not? Who’d know this? The High-King? 👀
December 3, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Hmm, you’re right, maybe it is! Come, my sweet elf on a shelf 🤭

*hooks her arm under Mae’s and starts towards the tent Anna pointed out*
December 2, 2025 at 10:20 PM
That would be lovely 🥺 Yours is so beautiful! Everything is edible to me, though. I’ve been snacking on mistletoe too, don’t tell Talion 🤭
December 2, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Your wreath is beautiful, brother. ☺️ I tried making some for the family, but I ended up eating too many of the plants. Next time, I’ll try after lunch.
December 2, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Very true. Sometimes it’s very on the nose too.

Does your name mean something?
December 2, 2025 at 8:38 PM
*Gently strokes Maeglin’s flushed cheeks, giggling*

I wonder if the festive cheer is the right mood for that? *chuckles into her rapidly emptying grog* I might pick something… Christmassy. With bells. Or snowflakes. 👀 But we should definitely have a look.
December 2, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Not all clouds are for roasting, Smoggy. This one is too fluffy and would melt. We can get roasted clouds later, for now let us enjoy this fluffy rainbow. I think I can taste indigo 👀
December 2, 2025 at 8:31 PM
It does 🤔 Like some s’mores flavoured ice cream cones? 😆
December 2, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Big fluffy cloud that smells sugary! Shall we get one to share? Not that I couldn’t manage a whole one, but it looks like it would be fun to eat from one stick 🤭
November 30, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Hehe, maybe that delicate thing is not quite so delicate after all? 🤭 Maybe give it a try.

No, no craters. We’ll stay clear of those. Maybe we’ll end up in the back room of Madame Blush?
November 30, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Snowsmoles! 🥺🖤
November 30, 2025 at 7:06 PM
They’re just disguises and quite comfy 🤭 You can hide from the ash winds! You can transform yourself into a snowuruk too!
November 30, 2025 at 4:01 PM
That is what I mean. You adjust depending on what you’re doing. But you wouldn’t hold something delicate and feel you’re holding back? 🤔

I could also take everyone home through the unseen. But depending on how tipsy I am, who knows where we’d end up? 🤭
November 30, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Oh! 👀 Then I’ll start with 2 as well. Just so that other people can eat as well. I don’t think they accounted for a primordial being eating that much more than usual. They look very good, though.

*starts dragging her wife towards the sausage stand*
November 30, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Yes ☺️ And I can’t really fault the elves for calling me a dark spider when I run around as, well, a dark spider.
November 30, 2025 at 3:52 PM
*considers*

I would not say so? Strength is not needed that often, and when it is, I change form. Do you feel like you’re holding back when you hold a pencil instead of a sword?

In any case, we shall see who gets carried where tonight 🤭 Maybe poor Talion will have to carry Becky home.
November 29, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Share the garlic love, my love!

Yes, those are what I had in mind. How many does one typically eat? Like 10-12? 👀
November 29, 2025 at 10:40 PM
*guesses Mae’s thoughts*

Don’t you think I could, in spider form?
November 29, 2025 at 10:15 PM
That’s true. One of the first words spoken on Arda, perhaps, by anyone not of the Ainur.

This is my name now, I couldn’t imagine another. And “Goli” was Maeglin’s invention, so of course it’s dear to me.
November 29, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Yes, let us get some before hobbits eat them all! 🤭
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November 29, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I’ve only had one mug. It must have been brewed with some sort of magic 👀

I’d never say no to coffee, though. And my webs are a work of art!

Are you enjoying yourselves?
November 29, 2025 at 10:00 PM
One more! Join us, Becky. 🤭
November 29, 2025 at 9:57 PM