Ungoliant
@ungolunhinged.bsky.social
Ancient evil. Hungry. Unhinged.
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Pfp art by hubby @maelomion.bsky.social 🖤 Based on original artwork by Vladimir Mineev.
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Pfp art by hubby @maelomion.bsky.social 🖤 Based on original artwork by Vladimir Mineev.
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Would you like a hug?
Would you like a hug?
December 3, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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Would you like a hug?
Would you like a hug?
Depends on the shelf 👀 I think I sat on a rock shelf for about a century once, sunbathing.
But you’re right, it sounds human-ish. Let’s ask the next one we meet?
But you’re right, it sounds human-ish. Let’s ask the next one we meet?
December 3, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Depends on the shelf 👀 I think I sat on a rock shelf for about a century once, sunbathing.
But you’re right, it sounds human-ish. Let’s ask the next one we meet?
But you’re right, it sounds human-ish. Let’s ask the next one we meet?
You know what, I don’t really know? People say it a lot around this time of year. I figured it was just a funny rhyme, but maybe not? Who’d know this? The High-King? 👀
December 3, 2025 at 7:56 PM
You know what, I don’t really know? People say it a lot around this time of year. I figured it was just a funny rhyme, but maybe not? Who’d know this? The High-King? 👀
Hmm, you’re right, maybe it is! Come, my sweet elf on a shelf 🤭
*hooks her arm under Mae’s and starts towards the tent Anna pointed out*
*hooks her arm under Mae’s and starts towards the tent Anna pointed out*
December 2, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Hmm, you’re right, maybe it is! Come, my sweet elf on a shelf 🤭
*hooks her arm under Mae’s and starts towards the tent Anna pointed out*
*hooks her arm under Mae’s and starts towards the tent Anna pointed out*
That would be lovely 🥺 Yours is so beautiful! Everything is edible to me, though. I’ve been snacking on mistletoe too, don’t tell Talion 🤭
December 2, 2025 at 10:17 PM
That would be lovely 🥺 Yours is so beautiful! Everything is edible to me, though. I’ve been snacking on mistletoe too, don’t tell Talion 🤭
Your wreath is beautiful, brother. ☺️ I tried making some for the family, but I ended up eating too many of the plants. Next time, I’ll try after lunch.
December 2, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Your wreath is beautiful, brother. ☺️ I tried making some for the family, but I ended up eating too many of the plants. Next time, I’ll try after lunch.
Very true. Sometimes it’s very on the nose too.
Does your name mean something?
Does your name mean something?
December 2, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Very true. Sometimes it’s very on the nose too.
Does your name mean something?
Does your name mean something?
*Gently strokes Maeglin’s flushed cheeks, giggling*
I wonder if the festive cheer is the right mood for that? *chuckles into her rapidly emptying grog* I might pick something… Christmassy. With bells. Or snowflakes. 👀 But we should definitely have a look.
I wonder if the festive cheer is the right mood for that? *chuckles into her rapidly emptying grog* I might pick something… Christmassy. With bells. Or snowflakes. 👀 But we should definitely have a look.
December 2, 2025 at 8:36 PM
*Gently strokes Maeglin’s flushed cheeks, giggling*
I wonder if the festive cheer is the right mood for that? *chuckles into her rapidly emptying grog* I might pick something… Christmassy. With bells. Or snowflakes. 👀 But we should definitely have a look.
I wonder if the festive cheer is the right mood for that? *chuckles into her rapidly emptying grog* I might pick something… Christmassy. With bells. Or snowflakes. 👀 But we should definitely have a look.
Not all clouds are for roasting, Smoggy. This one is too fluffy and would melt. We can get roasted clouds later, for now let us enjoy this fluffy rainbow. I think I can taste indigo 👀
December 2, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Not all clouds are for roasting, Smoggy. This one is too fluffy and would melt. We can get roasted clouds later, for now let us enjoy this fluffy rainbow. I think I can taste indigo 👀
It does 🤔 Like some s’mores flavoured ice cream cones? 😆
December 2, 2025 at 8:29 PM
It does 🤔 Like some s’mores flavoured ice cream cones? 😆
Big fluffy cloud that smells sugary! Shall we get one to share? Not that I couldn’t manage a whole one, but it looks like it would be fun to eat from one stick 🤭
November 30, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Big fluffy cloud that smells sugary! Shall we get one to share? Not that I couldn’t manage a whole one, but it looks like it would be fun to eat from one stick 🤭
Hehe, maybe that delicate thing is not quite so delicate after all? 🤭 Maybe give it a try.
No, no craters. We’ll stay clear of those. Maybe we’ll end up in the back room of Madame Blush?
No, no craters. We’ll stay clear of those. Maybe we’ll end up in the back room of Madame Blush?
November 30, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Hehe, maybe that delicate thing is not quite so delicate after all? 🤭 Maybe give it a try.
No, no craters. We’ll stay clear of those. Maybe we’ll end up in the back room of Madame Blush?
No, no craters. We’ll stay clear of those. Maybe we’ll end up in the back room of Madame Blush?
They’re just disguises and quite comfy 🤭 You can hide from the ash winds! You can transform yourself into a snowuruk too!
November 30, 2025 at 4:01 PM
They’re just disguises and quite comfy 🤭 You can hide from the ash winds! You can transform yourself into a snowuruk too!
That is what I mean. You adjust depending on what you’re doing. But you wouldn’t hold something delicate and feel you’re holding back? 🤔
I could also take everyone home through the unseen. But depending on how tipsy I am, who knows where we’d end up? 🤭
I could also take everyone home through the unseen. But depending on how tipsy I am, who knows where we’d end up? 🤭
November 30, 2025 at 4:00 PM
That is what I mean. You adjust depending on what you’re doing. But you wouldn’t hold something delicate and feel you’re holding back? 🤔
I could also take everyone home through the unseen. But depending on how tipsy I am, who knows where we’d end up? 🤭
I could also take everyone home through the unseen. But depending on how tipsy I am, who knows where we’d end up? 🤭
Oh! 👀 Then I’ll start with 2 as well. Just so that other people can eat as well. I don’t think they accounted for a primordial being eating that much more than usual. They look very good, though.
*starts dragging her wife towards the sausage stand*
*starts dragging her wife towards the sausage stand*
November 30, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Oh! 👀 Then I’ll start with 2 as well. Just so that other people can eat as well. I don’t think they accounted for a primordial being eating that much more than usual. They look very good, though.
*starts dragging her wife towards the sausage stand*
*starts dragging her wife towards the sausage stand*
Yes ☺️ And I can’t really fault the elves for calling me a dark spider when I run around as, well, a dark spider.
November 30, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Yes ☺️ And I can’t really fault the elves for calling me a dark spider when I run around as, well, a dark spider.
*considers*
I would not say so? Strength is not needed that often, and when it is, I change form. Do you feel like you’re holding back when you hold a pencil instead of a sword?
In any case, we shall see who gets carried where tonight 🤭 Maybe poor Talion will have to carry Becky home.
I would not say so? Strength is not needed that often, and when it is, I change form. Do you feel like you’re holding back when you hold a pencil instead of a sword?
In any case, we shall see who gets carried where tonight 🤭 Maybe poor Talion will have to carry Becky home.
November 29, 2025 at 10:45 PM
*considers*
I would not say so? Strength is not needed that often, and when it is, I change form. Do you feel like you’re holding back when you hold a pencil instead of a sword?
In any case, we shall see who gets carried where tonight 🤭 Maybe poor Talion will have to carry Becky home.
I would not say so? Strength is not needed that often, and when it is, I change form. Do you feel like you’re holding back when you hold a pencil instead of a sword?
In any case, we shall see who gets carried where tonight 🤭 Maybe poor Talion will have to carry Becky home.
Share the garlic love, my love!
Yes, those are what I had in mind. How many does one typically eat? Like 10-12? 👀
Yes, those are what I had in mind. How many does one typically eat? Like 10-12? 👀
November 29, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Share the garlic love, my love!
Yes, those are what I had in mind. How many does one typically eat? Like 10-12? 👀
Yes, those are what I had in mind. How many does one typically eat? Like 10-12? 👀
*guesses Mae’s thoughts*
Don’t you think I could, in spider form?
Don’t you think I could, in spider form?
November 29, 2025 at 10:15 PM
*guesses Mae’s thoughts*
Don’t you think I could, in spider form?
Don’t you think I could, in spider form?
That’s true. One of the first words spoken on Arda, perhaps, by anyone not of the Ainur.
This is my name now, I couldn’t imagine another. And “Goli” was Maeglin’s invention, so of course it’s dear to me.
This is my name now, I couldn’t imagine another. And “Goli” was Maeglin’s invention, so of course it’s dear to me.
November 29, 2025 at 10:14 PM
That’s true. One of the first words spoken on Arda, perhaps, by anyone not of the Ainur.
This is my name now, I couldn’t imagine another. And “Goli” was Maeglin’s invention, so of course it’s dear to me.
This is my name now, I couldn’t imagine another. And “Goli” was Maeglin’s invention, so of course it’s dear to me.
Yes, let us get some before hobbits eat them all! 🤭
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November 29, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Yes, let us get some before hobbits eat them all! 🤭
I’ve only had one mug. It must have been brewed with some sort of magic 👀
I’d never say no to coffee, though. And my webs are a work of art!
Are you enjoying yourselves?
I’d never say no to coffee, though. And my webs are a work of art!
Are you enjoying yourselves?
November 29, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I’ve only had one mug. It must have been brewed with some sort of magic 👀
I’d never say no to coffee, though. And my webs are a work of art!
Are you enjoying yourselves?
I’d never say no to coffee, though. And my webs are a work of art!
Are you enjoying yourselves?
One more! Join us, Becky. 🤭
November 29, 2025 at 9:57 PM
One more! Join us, Becky. 🤭