Union (Moose) Man
@unionmoose.bsky.social
Follow me if you want ramblings about labor, obscure Nickelodeon lore and whatever else runs through my brain. Sometimes I make content for my AI-free, working-class RPG.
The first time I played Pokemon Red/Blue I evolved my Eevee to Flareon bc in the PokeRap the clip they show of Flareon is one of them breathing a line of spiraling fire and my 9 year old self thought that was cool af.
a drawing of a fox with a long tail
ALT: a drawing of a fox with a long tail
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November 12, 2025 at 4:52 PM
The first time I played Pokemon Red/Blue I evolved my Eevee to Flareon bc in the PokeRap the clip they show of Flareon is one of them breathing a line of spiraling fire and my 9 year old self thought that was cool af.
Sometimes I lurk on r/Catholicism and as a secular cradle Catholic, damn are Catholic converts and their evangelical WASPy ass energy weird.
November 12, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Sometimes I lurk on r/Catholicism and as a secular cradle Catholic, damn are Catholic converts and their evangelical WASPy ass energy weird.
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WELCOME TO WEDNESDAY
November 12, 2025 at 1:49 PM
WELCOME TO WEDNESDAY
My dog and her Degrassi pride flag pillow.
November 12, 2025 at 12:27 PM
My dog and her Degrassi pride flag pillow.
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Yeah, I know ball. Dragon Ball.
November 9, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Yeah, I know ball. Dragon Ball.
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“0% woke shit”
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
November 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
“0% woke shit”
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
I watched an episode of TNG recently where the Enterprise responded to a distress call from a federation ship that vanished decades ago. These formless beings ended up possessing Deanna, Data and O'Brien and the first thing they did was find the most bullyable member of the crew; Worf.
November 7, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I watched an episode of TNG recently where the Enterprise responded to a distress call from a federation ship that vanished decades ago. These formless beings ended up possessing Deanna, Data and O'Brien and the first thing they did was find the most bullyable member of the crew; Worf.
Worf is really like "I've been paralyzed. I can't wait to find someone else to take care of my son I didn't know I had until last year and then kill myself for Klingon honor/I don't want to be a dad."
November 7, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Worf is really like "I've been paralyzed. I can't wait to find someone else to take care of my son I didn't know I had until last year and then kill myself for Klingon honor/I don't want to be a dad."
Lmfao the trauma this ICE pig went through smelling the mustard and onions in the sandwich. 🥲
November 7, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Lmfao the trauma this ICE pig went through smelling the mustard and onions in the sandwich. 🥲
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If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named “the acquittal” then what are we even doing
November 6, 2025 at 9:27 PM
If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named “the acquittal” then what are we even doing
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Dieselpunk 1921 - The Vatican City State
November 6, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Dieselpunk 1921 - The Vatican City State
I feel like of all the Nickelodeon celebrities, Danny Tamberelli is the one I'm most likely to accidentally run into.
November 7, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I feel like of all the Nickelodeon celebrities, Danny Tamberelli is the one I'm most likely to accidentally run into.
I don't want to sleep until noon on every one of my days off but that's what my body has decided.
November 6, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I don't want to sleep until noon on every one of my days off but that's what my body has decided.
One thing that brings me joy is that it doesn't matter how much money Elon Musk hoards, he will never be funny.
November 5, 2025 at 7:02 PM
One thing that brings me joy is that it doesn't matter how much money Elon Musk hoards, he will never be funny.
Trump is about to dust off the old islamophobic tropes from 2002 because he has a new Boogeyman to scare maga with isn't he?
November 5, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Trump is about to dust off the old islamophobic tropes from 2002 because he has a new Boogeyman to scare maga with isn't he?
What's worse?
There's only one ttrpg. It's called Dungeons & Dragons
Or
There's only TWO ttrps. They're called Dungeons & Dragons and Pathfinder.
There's only one ttrpg. It's called Dungeons & Dragons
Or
There's only TWO ttrps. They're called Dungeons & Dragons and Pathfinder.
November 4, 2025 at 2:50 PM
What's worse?
There's only one ttrpg. It's called Dungeons & Dragons
Or
There's only TWO ttrps. They're called Dungeons & Dragons and Pathfinder.
There's only one ttrpg. It's called Dungeons & Dragons
Or
There's only TWO ttrps. They're called Dungeons & Dragons and Pathfinder.
This teenage boy trick or treated at my place tonight. He was wearing an inflatable condom costume that said "no glove no love." As a former teacher it was fun to laugh at that instead of being like "you need to go to the office."
November 1, 2025 at 4:03 AM
This teenage boy trick or treated at my place tonight. He was wearing an inflatable condom costume that said "no glove no love." As a former teacher it was fun to laugh at that instead of being like "you need to go to the office."
If the Democrats were a competent political party, they would be setting up food distribution sites and have them be blatantly partisan about where this food is coming from.
But this is the Democratic Party were talking about so instead they'll probably send out a mass email asking for $5.
But this is the Democratic Party were talking about so instead they'll probably send out a mass email asking for $5.
October 31, 2025 at 7:02 PM
If the Democrats were a competent political party, they would be setting up food distribution sites and have them be blatantly partisan about where this food is coming from.
But this is the Democratic Party were talking about so instead they'll probably send out a mass email asking for $5.
But this is the Democratic Party were talking about so instead they'll probably send out a mass email asking for $5.
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Ready for trick-or-treaters tomorrow? Make sure to buy union-made candy when you’re doing your shopping! And check out the full list at aflcio.org/halloween.
October 30, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Ready for trick-or-treaters tomorrow? Make sure to buy union-made candy when you’re doing your shopping! And check out the full list at aflcio.org/halloween.
Everyone always cites the Lavender Town music as the spookiest Pokemon Red/Blue music but ever since I was a kid I've firmly believed the abandoned lab music on Cinnabar Island was much spookier.
October 30, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Everyone always cites the Lavender Town music as the spookiest Pokemon Red/Blue music but ever since I was a kid I've firmly believed the abandoned lab music on Cinnabar Island was much spookier.
Not having a bidet for the work toilet is so backwards.
October 29, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Not having a bidet for the work toilet is so backwards.
Every time I see Brainworm Bobby talk about "MAHA"
a girl wearing a blue hat stands in front of a sign that says " mah hah "
ALT: a girl wearing a blue hat stands in front of a sign that says " mah hah "
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October 28, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Every time I see Brainworm Bobby talk about "MAHA"
I just learned there's a handful of Chick Tract comics that are so fucking insane that they're not even listed on the website. I'm glad I found new classic Jack Chick content. I'm learning about the Vatican supercomputer that has a list of every Protestant in the world.
October 28, 2025 at 12:48 PM
I just learned there's a handful of Chick Tract comics that are so fucking insane that they're not even listed on the website. I'm glad I found new classic Jack Chick content. I'm learning about the Vatican supercomputer that has a list of every Protestant in the world.
Nothing gets me pumped like the Gen 1 Pokemon Gameboy music.
October 27, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Nothing gets me pumped like the Gen 1 Pokemon Gameboy music.
When an episode of Saved by the Bell comes on and everyone's outfit is on point.
October 26, 2025 at 2:23 AM
When an episode of Saved by the Bell comes on and everyone's outfit is on point.