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Oso to Osi 🐻❤️🐻

Defying space for the gravity of holding lyrics.
This is the one I’ll be wearing out.
December 6, 2025 at 3:50 AM
December 3, 2025 at 10:59 PM
December 2, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Cooked a Cajun pot pie.

Had to. The veggies were getting old in the fridge. Getting older is becoming a slave to your produce.
November 30, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Act natural

#flex #bear #gay
November 24, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Post a song you never skip!
November 22, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I don’t speak German but I can if you like
November 17, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Bewbs
November 17, 2025 at 4:38 PM
What is happening in this house when I have a friend date?
November 17, 2025 at 4:14 PM
This is if Johnny Cash’s version of “Hurt” took estrogen.
November 17, 2025 at 4:13 PM
The absolute indignity of having to get out of bed at 6am when it’s 40° outside and you have a cat like this on your lap
November 13, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Had a Britney moment, all over.
November 11, 2025 at 2:17 PM
It’s 55° in my Florida home.
November 11, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Quote with a 10/10 album

I can do 4 just from 2025. Been a good year for music, which, as we all know, is a recession indicator
November 7, 2025 at 5:54 PM
My new personality. Be warned.

This artist is a genius.
November 7, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Yabba Dabba Doo me (us)
October 26, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Got a new chair. Simon approves, I think?
October 25, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Rrrrra-ka-ta-ti-ti-ta-ta
Yeah, I'm pussy, bitch!
Ooh-la-la-la-la-la-la
C'est bon, c'est bon
October 21, 2025 at 2:22 PM
October 16, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Cact-ell Roan
October 12, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Can we please just get a 15 minute version of “Yo Perreo Sola”? F*CK their feelings.
October 10, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Duo serves cvnt
October 9, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Where did I go wrong as a father?
October 3, 2025 at 1:07 PM
September 30 October 1
October 1, 2025 at 1:43 PM
All three of us are in different pictures
@jackmaguschak.bsky.social and Bae
September 26, 2025 at 10:56 PM