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Unlimited Lives
@unlimitedlives.bsky.social
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I make silly videos.
https://www.youtube.com/@Unlimited_Lives

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Wow, these Trek opinion pieces are getting weird.
Edited screenshot for a recent piece of clickbait bullshit packaged as an opinion piece. New headline reads "I Grew Up Into A Massive Piece Of Shit, And I Expect Star Trek To As Well".
October 27, 2025 at 11:10 AM
unlimitedlives.bsky.social
I'd like to be excited about the new Star Trek: Voyager game that came out of nowhere, not least of which to keep Kim level 1 throughout the whole run for authenticity, but I confess I'm worried when the running lights are on the wrong sides.
A rear view of the USS Voyager, a grey spacecraft that looks a bit like a sperm with floatation devices strapped to the side. There are red running lights on the right (starboard) and green running lights on the left (port) sides. Unfortunately, they should be the other way around.
September 24, 2025 at 8:23 PM
unlimitedlives.bsky.social
An image of Seagul Dukat, an alien with grey scaley skin, on a screen. A caption reads "ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERS: Do not retaliate and you will be rewarded."
April 10, 2025 at 4:16 PM
unlimitedlives.bsky.social
Jokes aside, this is a valid idea for holosuites. Isolinear rod ports in a plug-through cart that superimposes characters into other settings. Having Moriarty in a Captain Proton story can't be any more thematically jarringly than the shit Warner Brothers already slapped together in Multiversus.
Four isolinear rods (orange cylinders with gold foil decoration) stuck in the top of a Sonic and Knuckles plug-through cartridge (a moulded black case with SONIC & KNUCKLES on the front in blue and red text with a yellow border).
March 9, 2025 at 10:11 PM
unlimitedlives.bsky.social
Fuckin' is though.
A screenshot from a game of OMG WORDS, a roguelike wordplay game similar to scrabble but with modifiers. The player is attempting to play the word "QUEEF", and a warning at the bottom of the screen is telling them this is not a valid word.
February 26, 2025 at 10:00 PM
unlimitedlives.bsky.social
Had a similar thought previously and discovered they'd already done it!

Settings->Accessibility->Alt text
Require alt text before posting [x]

Disables the post button till you've added alt text. I'd love to see it on as default personally, with the option to disable.
A screenshot of a draft post for Bluesky. An image has been added, and the "Post" button has been disabled with a red exclamation warning that says "One or more images is missing alt text." The image is of an Ork modelled to resemble Arnold Schwarzenegger, and the post text says "I needs yer clothes, yer boots, an' yer alt texts.
February 21, 2025 at 9:26 AM
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If you see this post, post a pic from your device without explanation.

Yes, I know this is viral nonsense, but it's an excuse to really bother a certain type of foodie.
Two slices of toast laid on top of some beans on a plate. I invented toast on beans.
January 2, 2025 at 1:13 PM
unlimitedlives.bsky.social
Looks like MiniPainting Bluesky is having a sponge moment. Seen people suggest reverse tweezers instead of... whatever the fuck this is... but I'd offer surgical forceps as alternative idea. Locks in place, can use larger pieces along the side, basically indestructible, less than a fiver.
A surgical clamp. Looks like an elongated pair of metal scissors, only with the blades replaced by long, thin, toothed edges for clamping things. The handles have a toothed mechanism between them for clamping together so you don't have to hold them shut.
November 28, 2024 at 2:25 PM
unlimitedlives.bsky.social
Thought I wasn't going to get the chance to take part in #Orktober but managed to slap colour on this silly bugger in a couple of days. Daft Orks is best Orks.

A 3D print of a model from from MrModulork on MyMiniFactory for those who are interested.
An Ork, hulking and green-skinned, faces the camera and stands braced to fire a minigun. He's wearing black leathers and sunglasses with a bandolier. The minigun is firing with empty casings ejecting from the side. More are seen scattered on the floor. The pose is a parody of a scene from the film Terminator 2: Judgement Day. An Ork, hulking and green-skinned, faces to the side and stands braced to fire a minigun. He's wearing black leathers and sunglasses with a bandolier. The minigun is firing with empty casings ejecting from the side. More are seen scattered on the floor. The pose is a parody of a scene from the film Terminator 2: Judgement Day.
October 27, 2024 at 6:26 PM
unlimitedlives.bsky.social
You ever get an image in your head, and you can't move on 'till you get it out?
Six Male Personalities of Modern Men Explained: (What Each Type Brings to the Table) Open Thread - ALPHA MALE (image of guy in suit) BETA MALE (image of guy in sports jacket) DELTA MALE (image of guy in white t-shirt) GAMMA MALE (image of grunge/alt guy, or possibly Pugsley Addams) OMEGA MALE (image of nerd stereotype, with a frankly shit bow tie) PSI MALE (image of guy dressed as a member of the Psi Corps from Babylon 5)
June 30, 2024 at 10:47 PM
unlimitedlives.bsky.social
Sick of May being co-opted by Star Wars? I've got you covered.

#UlyssesThe31st
(Ulysses 31)

Animated childrens show retelling Greek mythology under the thin veil of a sci-fi setting, but the theme tune was a banger so nobody cared.
DVD Cover for "Ulysses 31". A bearded guy, two children (one of them with purple skin), and a red robot are arranged around a mechanical something, all is space above a planet. Tagline is "THE CLASSIC SPACE ADVENTURE".
May 31, 2024 at 1:50 PM
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#14GoingOnThe30th
(14 Going On 30)

A schoolkid uses a growth machine to become physically 30 so he can try and jump the teacher he's infatuated with. Heartwarming, apparently.
One man and one child, both wearing goggles, stare at a glowing tube. Terribly drawn electricty has been added in places that don't cover the actor's faces. The tagline is "From the Writers of "Three Men and a Baby"", which I'd argue is more of a threat.
May 30, 2024 at 12:34 PM
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#SARSThe29th
(SARS-29)

By the year 2029, 4 billion people are dead from a decade long global pandemic. Unlike Station 11, this one was intentional.
Poster for "SARS-29". A foggy silhouette has a raised hand pressed forwards. Could be a quarantine screen, could be a steamy shower. Tagline seems to be "A FILM BY THE EXISTENTIALIST", which sounds like the name of a shit magician.
May 29, 2024 at 9:56 AM
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#DaysLaterThe28th
(28 Days Later)

What if Night of the Living Dead but zombies can run? Also they're really rather angry.
Poster for "28 Days Later". A black on red silhouette of London parliament and a person. The title in white is over a black biohazard sign. Tagline is "THE DAYS ARE NUMBERED".
May 28, 2024 at 10:26 AM
unlimitedlives.bsky.social
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#TheDayThe27th
(The 27th Day)

Aliens give a select few humans the means to commit mass murder without collateral damage, expecting us to kill each other off so they can colonise. A painfully accurate assessment.
Poster for "The 27th Day". A selection of people engaging in violence are towered over by a scantily-clad woman. Oh, and there are some flying saucers too. Tagline is "TERROR FROM OUTER SPACE".
May 27, 2024 at 1:22 PM
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#WarehouseThe13thTimes2
(Go back and watch it again, twice)

Shut up. 26 was really hard.
Two copies of DVD cover for Warehouse 13.
May 26, 2024 at 1:56 PM
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#BuckRogersInTheCenturyThe25th
(Buck Rogers in the 25th Century)

TV Series about a space gigolo doing space things in space while accompanied by a phallic-headed robot.
DVD Cover for "Buck Rogers in the 25th Century". 2 white-lycra clad characters stand armed with Space Pistols, while a diminutive humanoid robot leans from behind them. The robot's head has the misfortune of being shaped like the tip of a cock. The background is a futuristic space city. You can tell it's futuristic because there's a monorail.
May 25, 2024 at 11:41 AM
unlimitedlives.bsky.social
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#StorageThe24th
(Storage 24)

What if Alien but in a self-storage facility? I eagerly await a film about Predator in a big Tesco.
DVD cover for Storage 24. An orbital shot of Earth (showing a rather larger version of the British Isles than there really shoud be) has spacecraft above it. Over those is the image of an alien face, bearing a vertical mouth and plenty of visible teeth.
May 24, 2024 at 12:22 PM
unlimitedlives.bsky.social
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#MegazoneThe23rd
(Megazone 23)

Humanity's gone and buggered up the planet so we all now live in colony ships called Megazones, except we've forgotten that we're on spacecraft. Also there's a robobike. No helmet though. Dickhead.
Poster for Megazone 23. Standard sci-fi anime fare of a cityscape, large robots, and future motorbike (for which the rider is not wearing a helmet I note) serves as background. Overlaid are images of main characters, whose names have been handily labelled.
May 23, 2024 at 7:58 AM
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#AstrolabThe22nd
(Astrolab 22)

A little known French-Saudi made TV show about 3 astronauts travelling to Pluto. Yes, I'm struggling.
Terrible quality screengrab of a possibly-ship flying in front of a distant planet Earth. The title of Astrolab 22 obscures much of the ship. It's probably doing us a favour.
May 22, 2024 at 4:30 PM
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#WarlordsOfTheCenturyThe21st
(Warlords of the 21st Century)

Also known as Battle Truck, this is a typical 'post-apocalypse-in-a-big-vehicle' flick. Alas, my heart will always belong to Megaweapon.
Poster for "Warlords of the Twenty-First Century". A guy on a high-tech (for the 80's) bike with blonde woman riding with him is chased by a giant juggernaut of a truck with caterpillar tracks instead of wheels. There's a robot with half a melted human face crawling after him for good measure too. Tagline is "After the destruction of World War 3 comes a new kind of hero!".
May 21, 2024 at 11:38 AM
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#ThousandLeaguesUnderTheSeaThe20th
(20000 Leagues Under The Sea)

The story of a rich, arrogant arsehole who willingly commits atrocities and is followed by fools. Such fanciful events could never happen in real life.
Poster for 20000 Leagues under the Sea. A particularly spiky submarine is currently having its arse beaked by a big old squid.
May 20, 2024 at 11:37 AM
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#DivisionThe19th
(Division 19)

Dystopian movie where all humans are monitored constantly, and to be off the grid is considered a criminal offence. Considered an ideal business model by Google management.
Poster for Division 19. 3 faces look in different directions, the centre one being overlaid by circles to imply a camera lens. The image has a teal tint. Tagline is "ANONYMITY IS FREEDOM".
May 19, 2024 at 10:24 AM
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#HangarThe18th
(Hangar 18)

Movie about an alien cake tin that crash lands in Arizona. In order to keep it secret, the government puts it in the world's most well known hangar.
Poster for Hangar 18. An orbital painting of Earth (presumably) has a number of items superimposed over it such as a space shuttle, a falling cake tin/UFO, and some faces. The title is painted on top of a hangar, which is probably not the best example of stealth for a secret facility.
May 18, 2024 at 10:58 AM
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#BrainThe17th
(Brain 17)

The story of a 10 year old boy who is protected by a giant robot from the AI that brutally murdered his family and wants to subjugate the human race. Children's show.
DVD cover for Brain 17. Japanese ideograms form the majority of text, with a brightly coloured robot in the lower half. A large yellow 17 appears on its red chest.
May 17, 2024 at 11:19 AM