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unoservix
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paralegal. filled with monads.

he/him/his

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well that was fun
October 20, 2025 at 2:48 AM
i would like to see the fumbles
October 6, 2025 at 12:47 AM
September 24, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Polly says happy birthday c:
September 23, 2025 at 4:59 PM
announcing my new think tank
September 17, 2025 at 10:10 PM
one of my cats at my parents' place had to be put down today. 16 years old, advanced kidney disease. i feel doubly bad because i'm the one who picked him out at the shelter 16 years ago, and he was constantly getting yelled and sprayed and stuff.

oh well. so long, Sylvester.
September 8, 2025 at 8:10 PM
haha edge city
September 1, 2025 at 3:32 AM
August 28, 2025 at 7:51 PM
behold, a woman
August 9, 2025 at 12:10 AM
tfw you discover the word "Jewess" in your client's text messages to the opposing party
July 11, 2025 at 8:47 PM
July 10, 2025 at 4:24 PM
July 3, 2025 at 11:46 PM
June 19, 2025 at 8:13 PM
June 6, 2025 at 6:52 AM
June 2, 2025 at 1:23 AM
May 25, 2025 at 4:31 AM
nice
May 8, 2025 at 6:45 PM
May 6, 2025 at 10:10 PM
told the AI in Photoshop to draw me the Japanese battleship Yamato, and perhaps it understood the assignment better than i gave it credit for
April 27, 2025 at 7:18 PM
i guess i'll do
April 21, 2025 at 4:35 AM
April 20, 2025 at 7:10 AM
welp
April 19, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Socrates right now:
April 13, 2025 at 11:44 PM
back where she belongs
March 28, 2025 at 2:28 AM
so long, Sally. you were the best kitty.
March 23, 2025 at 12:35 PM