Alexander Paschall
unrealalexander.bsky.social
Alexander Paschall
@unrealalexander.bsky.social
Mechanic, Small Engine Repair. Weird adventures. Former Senior Unreal Engine/UEFN Instructor at Epic Games. He/him.
Yes this does have to do with a discord argument, how could you tell?
November 4, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Haha playing Elin I see.

Pick up flowers, break them with a hammer and collect the leaves. Build make-shift arrows out of the leaves. Put the makeshift arrows in the composter. Wait 24 hrs. Get fertilizer, put it on ground, hammer it into corpses. Turn corpses into bait.

Now you can fish.
October 1, 2025 at 5:51 PM
There are at least a few dozen still in the box, I am not sure what to do lol
September 17, 2025 at 7:06 PM
My mom had dated a woman who was bipolar and during one of her manic episodes she bought as many of the Pokemon gold cards from BK as she could.

There is a whole trash bag full of them in the attic apparently...
September 17, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Always avoid seeing how the sausage is made.
September 16, 2025 at 4:23 PM
@glassbottommeg.bsky.social skatebird spiritual sequel when?
September 11, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Okay I've been wracking my brain for a good joke based on that quote, but I definitely can't beat this
August 31, 2025 at 1:28 AM
No, if I continue this the secret service is gonna black bag me so y'all gotta stop guessing
August 30, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Wow I am learning a lot today
August 30, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Omg that nails this feeling. Like going for decades hearing "I hardly know her!" without context
August 30, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I did not
August 30, 2025 at 5:48 PM
This is now officially funny af
August 30, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Everything somehow
August 30, 2025 at 3:20 PM
MEGAN LMAO
August 30, 2025 at 3:19 PM