UnstableBill
@unstablebill.bsky.social
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Furry author Bill Siracusa and all around One Of The Otter Of All Time. Greymuzzle. "A Pretty Good Seller" - review of my books "A Spot Of Murder" and "Overnight Shift." Drone 1 and 2 OUT NOW!!!!
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unstablebill.bsky.social
Hello and welcome THREADS users I GUESS! 🤪 I'm furry author Bill Siracusa!

I write furry adventure porn books:
• hypno thriller (DRONE 1 + 2)
• WEREWOLF🐺🐺 (Overnight Shift)
• not actually porn but pretty horny for a murder mystery (A SPOT OF MURDER)

Find me at
furplanet.com/shop/search.... 🤩
A book cover of Drone 1: Awakening depicting a Siberian husky in the far frozen north staring placidly at a remote facility. In the distance, backlit by the northern lights, looms a terrifying otter figure with swirling hypno eyes. The mood is spooky (but also horny) A book cover for DRONE 2: CONVERGENCE depicting an Arctic scene, featuring a Siberian husky staring placidly at the camera. Behind him is a huge jaguar with swirly hypno eyes, holding the husky. It's not clear if he's holding him protectively or possessively. Just visible behind the jaguar is a massive naked wolf. It's definitely horny. A book cover for A SPOT OF MURDER depicting a book cover. The book is red and patterned like a journal, featuring 6 bubbles containing various characters. In the center is a suspicious looking hyena. A book cover for OVERNIGHT SHIFT, a book by Bill Siracusa.  On the front cover is a shorter man in boxer briefs about 40% transformed into a werewolf. In the background is a larger man who looks surprised but a little into it. Behind him is a very full moon. On the back cover is a female character dressed as a park ranger looking with concern up at a ranger station.
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furplanet.com
We just passed 3.9K followers. I wonder if we can hit 4K by year's end. ^^
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keeshwashere.bsky.social
I saw this melanistic serval and quickly tried to make a lil dude from it
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shugknight.bsky.social
Somebody just dropped off this fine specimen
unstablebill.bsky.social
Dropped off as in DROVE THAT SPECIFIC TRUCK IN UNAIDED??
unstablebill.bsky.social
Oh, 89 today. Sure sure sure. Great. :) Love it. (screams into a pillow)
unstablebill.bsky.social
ohhhhh I just FELT this enter my vocabulary 😨

😡"JEFUS CHRIFT!!!"🤬
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unstablebill.bsky.social
LOVE THIS, the foreground is such a cool touch!
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antonarcana.gay
ADHD is so annoying. Can’t believe I have to pay for a premium subscription to my own brain because the free version has so many popup ads
unstablebill.bsky.social
Talk about a solution looking for a problem...... 🙄
unstablebill.bsky.social
Ugh I have those tiny little flies occasionally and neither the cats NOR the spiders take care of them for me XD

Can I borrow some of your spiders. Can we do a spider exchange
unstablebill.bsky.social
Like I'm already hearing from tech and coding that this is a problem. If you replace your entry level humans you can equivalently replace their direct output (maybe) but you cannot replace YOUR OWN FUTURE SUPPLY OF SENIORS AND MANAGERS. SMEs DON'T JUST APPEAR MAGICALLY OUT OF NOWHERE
unstablebill.bsky.social
There's obvi SO MUCH wrong here (57% ACCURACY??), but THIS sticks out:

“It’s work, quite frankly, that a first-year consultant would do, delivered in minutes.”

Great BUT
a) the work a 1st year does is Ass
b) the reason we have 1st years is so in their 2nd year THEY UNDERSTAND THE FUCKING BUSINESS
unstablebill.bsky.social
wake up other hiring managers, new "reason to reject a candidate the second they mention it" just dropped
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leggy.us
Happy October! Time to dive into my annual $6 Costco pumpkin pie.
unstablebill.bsky.social
HeadOn - apply directly to the forehead
(I'm sorry)
unstablebill.bsky.social
WHAT I AM HEARING IS: YOU HAVE DOMESTICATED THE SPIDERS? 🤔😱
unstablebill.bsky.social
And Then There Were None (the book and then various movie versions with various nerfing of the ending) will always have my heart!
unstablebill.bsky.social
I don't know how people DON'T have cats even just for logistical reasons. Every time the temp goes +/- 10° here every spider in the tristate area is like "fuck it, I'm evolving🕷️💼" & moves into my house. My cats are doing triple overtime📋. If I didn't have cats my house would be 5% spiders by weight.
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reedrill.bsky.social
playing a fucked up horror game right before bed is always funny because i think of this post. its so right, what if theres a damn Thang out to get me in there.
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ash.furrypaws.org
#1 of a 12 planned pictures series about underwear "photoshoot". Meet Ruddy, showcasing his favorite lavender pink briefs. #furryart