FPL_Omnishambles
@uselessveteran.bsky.social
If I wrote a book now it would be titled '17 Years of Hurt'.
Avg rank 334K for the first 6 years from 2006 (excl 2010), best year 2018 149K. 16 yr avg 799K 😭
Avg rank 334K for the first 6 years from 2006 (excl 2010), best year 2018 149K. 16 yr avg 799K 😭
#FPL Diary #GW10:
I'm nervous Halloween is still lurking around to bite me in the ass! Sold Salah for Enzo, for cash to do Rodon ➡️ Gabriel + Kroupi ➡️ Mateta for a -4! To keep me going, serving an 'All Day Breakfast' featuring Mateta Bangers! Haaland 🧢. Good luck all
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I'm nervous Halloween is still lurking around to bite me in the ass! Sold Salah for Enzo, for cash to do Rodon ➡️ Gabriel + Kroupi ➡️ Mateta for a -4! To keep me going, serving an 'All Day Breakfast' featuring Mateta Bangers! Haaland 🧢. Good luck all
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November 1, 2025 at 1:13 PM
#FPL Diary #GW9:
Not gonna lie, not enjoying Halloween FPL. Didn't BB GW8 because of Kroupi mins. GW9 I BB & Stach is on the bench! Should have kept my cool & saved my BB. 😱 Serving Cream of Haaland Pumpkin Soup for supper. 🎃 Alderete to Acheampong. Haaland 🧢. Good luck all!
Not gonna lie, not enjoying Halloween FPL. Didn't BB GW8 because of Kroupi mins. GW9 I BB & Stach is on the bench! Should have kept my cool & saved my BB. 😱 Serving Cream of Haaland Pumpkin Soup for supper. 🎃 Alderete to Acheampong. Haaland 🧢. Good luck all!
October 24, 2025 at 6:54 PM
#FPL Diary #GW5:
Can't go wrong with a roast dinner, so hopefully the same can be said for my 🧢 this week. Serving Salah Roast 🐔, Gakpo Roast 🥔, Pedro 🐖's in Blankets, VVD 🥕's cooked in Ginger & Butter with Guèhi Gravy & Bread Sauce. Murillo ➡️ Guèhi. Salah 🧢 Good luck all!
Can't go wrong with a roast dinner, so hopefully the same can be said for my 🧢 this week. Serving Salah Roast 🐔, Gakpo Roast 🥔, Pedro 🐖's in Blankets, VVD 🥕's cooked in Ginger & Butter with Guèhi Gravy & Bread Sauce. Murillo ➡️ Guèhi. Salah 🧢 Good luck all!
September 20, 2025 at 10:03 AM
#FPL Diary #GW4:
Injuries, jet lag, & altitude sickness after international break mean minutes are king! So back to basics. Serving meat & potato in a Cowboy Stew with Sautéed Salah Chorizo, Gakpo mince, Pedro Potatoes & Van de Veg. Palmer ➡️ Gakpo. Salah 🧢. Good luck all!
Injuries, jet lag, & altitude sickness after international break mean minutes are king! So back to basics. Serving meat & potato in a Cowboy Stew with Sautéed Salah Chorizo, Gakpo mince, Pedro Potatoes & Van de Veg. Palmer ➡️ Gakpo. Salah 🧢. Good luck all!
September 13, 2025 at 3:38 PM
#FPL Diary #GW2:
Another live Friday #PremierLeague match, so it has to be Fish Friday. Serving Saka Plaice in pan-fried Palmer beer batter, with a side of triple cooked Salah fries, Pedro peas and Bruno Tartare sauce! Saka 🧢, Rolling the transfer. Good luck all.✌🏾
Another live Friday #PremierLeague match, so it has to be Fish Friday. Serving Saka Plaice in pan-fried Palmer beer batter, with a side of triple cooked Salah fries, Pedro peas and Bruno Tartare sauce! Saka 🧢, Rolling the transfer. Good luck all.✌🏾
August 22, 2025 at 7:04 PM
#FPL Diary #GW2:
Another live Friday #PremierLeague match, so it has to be Fish Friday. Serving Saka Plaice in pan-fried Palmer beer batter, with a side of triple cooked Salah fries, Pedro peas and Bruno Tartare sauce! Saka 🧢, Rolling the transfer. Good luck all.✌🏾
Another live Friday #PremierLeague match, so it has to be Fish Friday. Serving Saka Plaice in pan-fried Palmer beer batter, with a side of triple cooked Salah fries, Pedro peas and Bruno Tartare sauce! Saka 🧢, Rolling the transfer. Good luck all.✌🏾
#GW1 #FPL Diary.
The #PremierLeague is back! 💥
My lineup is a little late, as I was on tour yesterday, at the brilliant @ff_fest, so i’m serving no dish this week.
Enjoy the football, and enjoy #FPL #GW1.
Lord knows what I'm going to do to occupy myself when Haaland takes to the field! 🙈
The #PremierLeague is back! 💥
My lineup is a little late, as I was on tour yesterday, at the brilliant @ff_fest, so i’m serving no dish this week.
Enjoy the football, and enjoy #FPL #GW1.
Lord knows what I'm going to do to occupy myself when Haaland takes to the field! 🙈
August 16, 2025 at 12:05 PM
#GW1 #FPL Diary.
The #PremierLeague is back! 💥
My lineup is a little late, as I was on tour yesterday, at the brilliant @ff_fest, so i’m serving no dish this week.
Enjoy the football, and enjoy #FPL #GW1.
Lord knows what I'm going to do to occupy myself when Haaland takes to the field! 🙈
The #PremierLeague is back! 💥
My lineup is a little late, as I was on tour yesterday, at the brilliant @ff_fest, so i’m serving no dish this week.
Enjoy the football, and enjoy #FPL #GW1.
Lord knows what I'm going to do to occupy myself when Haaland takes to the field! 🙈
Caught train, always a good start 🚄
Mother Kelly’s for @FPLMeets 🍻
Vauxhall Food & Beer Garden for @ff_fest 🍻⚽️🍕
Meet the community 🫱🏿🫲🏼
Cheer on the Reds 🎯
Buzzing 🐝
#FPL
Mother Kelly’s for @FPLMeets 🍻
Vauxhall Food & Beer Garden for @ff_fest 🍻⚽️🍕
Meet the community 🫱🏿🫲🏼
Cheer on the Reds 🎯
Buzzing 🐝
#FPL
August 15, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Caught train, always a good start 🚄
Mother Kelly’s for @FPLMeets 🍻
Vauxhall Food & Beer Garden for @ff_fest 🍻⚽️🍕
Meet the community 🫱🏿🫲🏼
Cheer on the Reds 🎯
Buzzing 🐝
#FPL
Mother Kelly’s for @FPLMeets 🍻
Vauxhall Food & Beer Garden for @ff_fest 🍻⚽️🍕
Meet the community 🫱🏿🫲🏼
Cheer on the Reds 🎯
Buzzing 🐝
#FPL
Genuinely banging my head about which £6.0 m defender to choose for #FPL #GW1.
#LFC's offside trap currently clatters and judders and is likely to require a few games before it synchronised, and the parts move a bit more smoothly and silently. But who gets 6 mill price point jersey? 🤷🏾
#LFC's offside trap currently clatters and judders and is likely to require a few games before it synchronised, and the parts move a bit more smoothly and silently. But who gets 6 mill price point jersey? 🤷🏾
August 12, 2025 at 1:15 PM
#FPL #GW1 squad 93.3% 🔒
I said to myself, is Bruno > Strand Larsen?
Answer, hell yes!
So ended with this & am prepared to have 2 deadspots on the bench.
📌 Strand Larsen ➡️ Barnes
📌 Szobsoszlai ➡️ Bruno
📌 Mykolenko ➡️ Guehi (may ⏭️ LFC)
Is there a better midfield out there?
In ❤️ with my team. 😍
I said to myself, is Bruno > Strand Larsen?
Answer, hell yes!
So ended with this & am prepared to have 2 deadspots on the bench.
📌 Strand Larsen ➡️ Barnes
📌 Szobsoszlai ➡️ Bruno
📌 Mykolenko ➡️ Guehi (may ⏭️ LFC)
Is there a better midfield out there?
In ❤️ with my team. 😍
August 11, 2025 at 10:27 AM
So, I do prefer Kinksy if he starts, but he is out for Dubravka atm. Colwill is out for Van de Ven. Solanke & Barry are out for Pedro & Strand Larsen are in due to injury & minutes risk! Am comfortable with 1 dead spot on the bench as not intending to BB early on.
August 7, 2025 at 6:54 PM
So, I do prefer Kinksy if he starts, but he is out for Dubravka atm. Colwill is out for Van de Ven. Solanke & Barry are out for Pedro & Strand Larsen are in due to injury & minutes risk! Am comfortable with 1 dead spot on the bench as not intending to BB early on.
