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Valastrius
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BRD specializing in ska and cackles, most often in the direction of Crumbling Muscovy.
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what follows immediately after the birthright clause? the privileges and immunities and due process clauses? and what follows them? the equal protection clause. all of this is explicitly to say, "the declaration is the constitutional law of the land"
December 6, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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the birthright clause was not just written to wipe dred scott off of the books, it was written to repudiate the *idea* behind dred scott, you might say the larger *ideological project* of dred scott. and the whole of section 1 of the 14th amendment is a constitutional statement of political equality
December 6, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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dred scott, in their minds, established the united states as a place of tiered citizenship and permanent inequality among americans. it was a ruling that said, in effect, that all men *were not* created equal and would *never* be treated as such.
December 6, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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one thing i am sort of fascinated about is about how a lot of these guys think just stacking up small arms is how major contemporary conflict works?
Everybody is 12 and thinks warfare is a call of duty lobby
December 6, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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This will always and forever be the most on point and prescient thing that Fukuyama ever wrote.
December 6, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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primarily? because reading conservative literature honestly explains more about their worldview than any non-fiction

like the time Ben Shapiro wrote True Allegiance
December 6, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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you’re never going to believe this. the woke left’s depraved war on christmas is escalating. sources tell me they’re planning to make the yuletide gay
December 6, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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“What if Second Life, Only It Was in No Way Fun and It Was Exclusively Used by Your Coworkers and You Got Dizzy and Nauseous Using It” is actually my favourite Philip K. Dick story.
He really thought this was the future
December 6, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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Worth adding to conversation: already pre-Trump, a key instrument in the idea that of 'deporting criminals' was to use partnerships with JAILS to identify undocumented immigrants when first booked or arrested (over anything).

But that was mostly happening *pre-trial* — just on police suspicion.
The number of convicted criminals in immigration detention is about 1.8x what it was when Trump took office.
The number of people with no criminal record whatsoever — who are detained solely for immigration reasons — has shot up **25.5x**

open.substack.com/pub/austinko... (via @austinkocher.com)
December 6, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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Zuck: "What are people using VRchat and Second Life and all of those things for?"
Market research: "Barbies + Lego for grownups and sex, mostly"
Zuck: "Okay, let's make something that doesn't have any of that"
December 6, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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Everything else in the other thread aside this is something the dems need to but probably won't address: explicitly repudiating this stuff in foundational documents when they're back in power
I think we have an unreasonable confidence in the belief that up-and coming officers, intelligence analysts etc. will know better than to take this kind of unhinged stuff seriously- especially when the environment for promotions and dismissals is so fraught and politicized.
December 5, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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I don’t think it’s hyperbolic to say that the founding fathers would encourage bayoneting redcoats doing the same
December 6, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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The Republican Party became explicitly anti-business in exchange for culture war shit while ago, huge issue is the C Suite class largely did the same.
To me, this partially represents their total lack of business interest. They still have this reputation as being pro business but they don't fucking care about businesses at all. All culture war shit.
December 6, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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these stupid assholes think they’re going to be able to have a firefight in the morning, walk away from a cool explosion at lunch and take the family out to chili’s for dinner and I cannot stress enough that is not what civil war looks like
that's cool, man, but have you tried the taste of a refreshing matcha latte
December 6, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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This community note can be framed.

For reference:

X is banned in Russia
Facebook is banned in Russia
Snapchat is banned in Russia
Instagram is banned in Russia
LinkedIn is banned in Russia
Signal is banned in Russia
Discord is banned in Russia
December 6, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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Buddy, that's what we hired you to do, but you and Merrick Garland were too cowardly to prosecute the motherfucker with urgency, so here we are. Better men have committed seppuku for less.
Biden: So, folks, that's my message to all of us today, to all who love our country, to all of us are dismayed by the present state of the union: it's time to get up, get up and fight back. Get up. Continue to fight. What's the fight all about? Protecting the constitution.
December 6, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Uncool, not-Kuzco-llama content creator misses the messaging of the Wokest Japanese game to ever exist.
Oh, I agree so much - please, by all means, unsubscribe from FFXIV and never come back, todd. We love trash that takes itself out. Byeeeeee✌️
December 6, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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I am upset you put this piece of living dirt on my (indirectly) timeline, but thank you for proving my own thoughts right on the matter. The grifters do be grifting as if the "heels weren't dug" since like, FF4.

grummz level of head up ass on display in that post there
December 6, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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Oh this dude didn't quit yet? All I hear about him nowadays is whining of how bad ffxiv is, why the fuck he's STILL subbed 😂

This collab is such a great win- amazing music, Soken happy like a kiddo, nazi trash being mad- what not to love❣️
December 5, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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Oh, I agree so much - please, by all means, unsubscribe from FFXIV and never come back, todd. We love trash that takes itself out. Byeeeeee✌️
December 5, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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can someone go over there real quick and tell him WoW's really gay now and he's not welcome there either
Oh, I agree so much - please, by all means, unsubscribe from FFXIV and never come back, todd. We love trash that takes itself out. Byeeeeee✌️
December 6, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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Can't believe the U.S. deep state STILL hasn't learned that guerilla insurgencies are basically unbeatable if given a reason to persist with halfway decent morale
There are Christian slop movies that accurately depict what a fucking nightmare a suburban house held by well-armed hostiles can be for law enforcement, let alone several on the same block.
You are seeing glimmers of what a civil conflict would look like with ICE raids. The communities haven’t started shooting at them, but if they did, it would not be the community that would come out worse off
December 6, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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December 6, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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I really struggle to describe to Americans how awful it is to have a war going on in your back yard.

But like, imagine all the joy and human potential you see for yourself over the next few years and replace them with misery, and deprivation like you’ve never felt before.

War is a thief of life.
people genuinely don't realize how awful civil conflict is
December 6, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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Literally all this dude wants is for people to give him endless stupid awards and tell him how good and brilliant he is, doesn’t matter who, doesn’t matter if the awards are fake. Just gold stuff for the very special boy while he wrecks the world
December 6, 2025 at 6:27 PM