Born this gay 💪🏽🪬
@valbanana.bsky.social
🧿✨Latino Alien Warrior ✨🧿
📍Somewhere in the cosmos
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$150 for a ride home from O’hare is egregious 🥴
December 2, 2025 at 4:23 AM
$150 for a ride home from O’hare is egregious 🥴
Bro I’m feral. I need to get r**led soon
December 1, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Bro I’m feral. I need to get r**led soon
Gonna steal from this Tr*der J*es in Austin so the security guard with the goatee/mustache, high faded curly hair, and dermal piercing can feel me up 😮💨
November 29, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Gonna steal from this Tr*der J*es in Austin so the security guard with the goatee/mustache, high faded curly hair, and dermal piercing can feel me up 😮💨
Greetings from Austin! 😍
November 27, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Greetings from Austin! 😍
Just landed in Austin and I still have a 50 minute uber to my sister’s house. I got on the CTA at 9:45, which means I have been on a loading screen for basically 8 hrs.
a cartoon of spongebob wearing glasses and a tie
ALT: a cartoon of spongebob wearing glasses and a tie
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November 26, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Just landed in Austin and I still have a 50 minute uber to my sister’s house. I got on the CTA at 9:45, which means I have been on a loading screen for basically 8 hrs.
Just Macgyvered the shit out of this one backpack I’m taking to Texas for a five day trip. Including 5 outfits, gifts for my nieces, my laptop, my switch (dock and controllers included), and toiletries.
November 26, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Just Macgyvered the shit out of this one backpack I’m taking to Texas for a five day trip. Including 5 outfits, gifts for my nieces, my laptop, my switch (dock and controllers included), and toiletries.
It’s giving Jack Frost ❄️
November 25, 2025 at 9:35 PM
It’s giving Jack Frost ❄️
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every day, the tinybus comes closer.
friday at 9pm at hydrate
vote for tiny miracle
shows at 9:30 sharp. 9:35 if it’s an empty room. be there 🚌
friday at 9pm at hydrate
vote for tiny miracle
shows at 9:30 sharp. 9:35 if it’s an empty room. be there 🚌
November 25, 2025 at 7:45 PM
every day, the tinybus comes closer.
friday at 9pm at hydrate
vote for tiny miracle
shows at 9:30 sharp. 9:35 if it’s an empty room. be there 🚌
friday at 9pm at hydrate
vote for tiny miracle
shows at 9:30 sharp. 9:35 if it’s an empty room. be there 🚌
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LOVED when the wizard said “it’s a ki, it’s a kiiiii”
November 25, 2025 at 3:16 AM
LOVED when the wizard said “it’s a ki, it’s a kiiiii”
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Andersonville is extra beautiful during the winter holidays. God, I love Chicago! 🥹
November 24, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Andersonville is extra beautiful during the winter holidays. God, I love Chicago! 🥹
Wicked: For Good is NOT bible 🙂↔️🙂↔️
November 24, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Wicked: For Good is NOT bible 🙂↔️🙂↔️
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Wicked for Good is a Galinda propaganda movie. I will NOT feel bad for that women, she is a little bit evil and that’s what makes her complex!!
It took her 12 years to give a shit?!? You will not sell me on helpless, unknowing, baby Galinda 🤬
It took her 12 years to give a shit?!? You will not sell me on helpless, unknowing, baby Galinda 🤬
November 24, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Wicked for Good is a Galinda propaganda movie. I will NOT feel bad for that women, she is a little bit evil and that’s what makes her complex!!
It took her 12 years to give a shit?!? You will not sell me on helpless, unknowing, baby Galinda 🤬
It took her 12 years to give a shit?!? You will not sell me on helpless, unknowing, baby Galinda 🤬
Andrew Van DeKamp is THEEE definition of an evil demon twink
November 24, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Andrew Van DeKamp is THEEE definition of an evil demon twink
Carol Burnett in Desperate Housewives ‼️‼️‼️
November 24, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Carol Burnett in Desperate Housewives ‼️‼️‼️
Lifting for the first time since I had strep and Covid back in August and I’m sad to say that I have lost my gains 😔
Time to get em back ! 😏💪🏽
Time to get em back ! 😏💪🏽
November 23, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Lifting for the first time since I had strep and Covid back in August and I’m sad to say that I have lost my gains 😔
Time to get em back ! 😏💪🏽
Time to get em back ! 😏💪🏽
Why does the Hevy timer sound like the Gr*ndr notification? Lmao
November 23, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Why does the Hevy timer sound like the Gr*ndr notification? Lmao
To the man walking around Loyola Park with a cat on his shoulders: heyyyyyy
November 23, 2025 at 7:37 PM
To the man walking around Loyola Park with a cat on his shoulders: heyyyyyy
Why are drag queens back to using mobility aids as props in performances? 🙄
November 23, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Why are drag queens back to using mobility aids as props in performances? 🙄
My barber doesn’t know it but this is our last appointment together. The man can’t keep his schedule straight and is always running late. Girl, I have places to be 🙄
November 22, 2025 at 7:58 PM
My barber doesn’t know it but this is our last appointment together. The man can’t keep his schedule straight and is always running late. Girl, I have places to be 🙄
Discovered a new fitfluencer on IG to hyperfixate on 😮💨
November 22, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Discovered a new fitfluencer on IG to hyperfixate on 😮💨
At a point in life where sex seems more interesting in theory than in reality and even that is fleeting lol. Kinda gaggy to me tbh
November 21, 2025 at 4:17 AM
At a point in life where sex seems more interesting in theory than in reality and even that is fleeting lol. Kinda gaggy to me tbh
Serving big gay slut vibes tn at the annoyance !! Come thru! 🌸
November 19, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Serving big gay slut vibes tn at the annoyance !! Come thru! 🌸
Looked at my body for too long and now I’m having thoughts (derogatory) 🙄
November 19, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Looked at my body for too long and now I’m having thoughts (derogatory) 🙄