I just don’t understand what MAGA bros- especially ones who are fitness bros- see in Trump. I could MAYBE see someone following a strong fit leader who they thought was tough and smart etc. But Trump looks like fucking Baron Harrkonen. Just a bumbling sloppy fucking mess. What a POS.

Talking Heads played on SNL on the day I was born.

Someone texted me “Happy New Year”. And I was about to text them “Right back atcha”. But my phone changed it to “Light back atcha”. And I think that’s better tbh. So I’m gonna start saying that instead. It just makes sense.

Charlotte NYE at Bojangles Coliseum with The Avett Brothers.

Tonight at Fuzzy Cactus in Richmond.

Playing a show as a ZZ Top cover band SHARP DRESSED SANTAS at Fuzzy Cactus in RVA Saturday for charity. $ goes to buy kids presents for Xmas. Come see us. ❤️

GOOD MORNING!
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