"who's watching this crap?" I think to myself, watching the crap.
November 21, 2025 at 11:14 PM
"who's watching this crap?" I think to myself, watching the crap.
Welcome to my DIY Ship of Theseus video.
The first thing you are going to need is a Ship of Theseus.
The first thing you are going to need is a Ship of Theseus.
September 21, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Welcome to my DIY Ship of Theseus video.
The first thing you are going to need is a Ship of Theseus.
The first thing you are going to need is a Ship of Theseus.
One example of how humanity is continuing to grow is that telling your kids to "go get the switch" has an entirely different meaning now.
August 26, 2025 at 3:48 PM
One example of how humanity is continuing to grow is that telling your kids to "go get the switch" has an entirely different meaning now.
In case Ms. Rachel ever wants to work with me: There is no such thing as a stable two state solution. We need a third state to create balance. It should be the Disney corporation. They could make all the best theme rides so all of the religions would feel represented. Stop the genocide in Gaza.
July 31, 2025 at 6:51 PM
In case Ms. Rachel ever wants to work with me: There is no such thing as a stable two state solution. We need a third state to create balance. It should be the Disney corporation. They could make all the best theme rides so all of the religions would feel represented. Stop the genocide in Gaza.
Someone tried to convince me to become a logger. I fell for it.
July 20, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Someone tried to convince me to become a logger. I fell for it.
master of the house
devourer of dreams
driving all to madness
with the torture of his screams
devourer of dreams
driving all to madness
with the torture of his screams
July 18, 2025 at 12:19 PM
master of the house
devourer of dreams
driving all to madness
with the torture of his screams
devourer of dreams
driving all to madness
with the torture of his screams
The fact that Hulu stopped showing Bonnaroo after it was canceled, instead of streaming footage of folks stranded by climate change and corporate greed tells you just what kind of dystopia we're building for ourselves.
June 15, 2025 at 6:08 PM
The fact that Hulu stopped showing Bonnaroo after it was canceled, instead of streaming footage of folks stranded by climate change and corporate greed tells you just what kind of dystopia we're building for ourselves.
A poor workman blames his tools because a rich workman has nicer tools.
May 13, 2025 at 10:43 AM
A poor workman blames his tools because a rich workman has nicer tools.
Help! I've fallen from grace and can't get up!
May 2, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Help! I've fallen from grace and can't get up!
Sniffing the cork is uncultured. Instead, put it in your mouth and spit it across the room.
April 30, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Sniffing the cork is uncultured. Instead, put it in your mouth and spit it across the room.
Billionaires in the US have hoarded more than 6 trillion dollars. We could make them pay off everyone's credit card bills and they would still have 4.5 trillion dollars.
April 20, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Billionaires in the US have hoarded more than 6 trillion dollars. We could make them pay off everyone's credit card bills and they would still have 4.5 trillion dollars.
Facts don't care about your feelings! They care about MY feelings because I am SPECIAL!!!
April 16, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Facts don't care about your feelings! They care about MY feelings because I am SPECIAL!!!
Ok so we'll probably have to write a new constitution. The old one was written by a bunch of white dudes before aliens gave us the Internet. I'm sure we can come up with something better. I am also pretty sure it will end up being called constitution mcconstitutionface or conSTANtution
March 31, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Ok so we'll probably have to write a new constitution. The old one was written by a bunch of white dudes before aliens gave us the Internet. I'm sure we can come up with something better. I am also pretty sure it will end up being called constitution mcconstitutionface or conSTANtution
So, in movies where two characters are fighting and then one of them spits out a mouthful of blood, do you think the actors have to floss themselves or do they have a designated floss person?
March 16, 2025 at 4:02 AM
So, in movies where two characters are fighting and then one of them spits out a mouthful of blood, do you think the actors have to floss themselves or do they have a designated floss person?
Anyone who thinks 3D printing is for soft-handed nerds has never had the test strip of filament find its way under a fingernail.
March 7, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Anyone who thinks 3D printing is for soft-handed nerds has never had the test strip of filament find its way under a fingernail.
I haven't been this excited about a blackout since drinking in undergrad
February 28, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I haven't been this excited about a blackout since drinking in undergrad
NINE DOGS ON A MOONLIGHT NIGHT, HOWLING INTO THE VOID
February 24, 2025 at 4:45 PM
NINE DOGS ON A MOONLIGHT NIGHT, HOWLING INTO THE VOID
Did you hear about the farm employee who was fired for bringing their own pig to work?
They were dipping their oink in the company pen.
They were dipping their oink in the company pen.
February 23, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Did you hear about the farm employee who was fired for bringing their own pig to work?
They were dipping their oink in the company pen.
They were dipping their oink in the company pen.
IF BLUEY DOGS WERE ACTUAL DOGS. Ep. 39 "Copycat"
The corgi doctor absolutely ate that dead bird
The corgi doctor absolutely ate that dead bird
February 22, 2025 at 5:45 PM
IF BLUEY DOGS WERE ACTUAL DOGS. Ep. 39 "Copycat"
The corgi doctor absolutely ate that dead bird
The corgi doctor absolutely ate that dead bird
In the land where people have 10,000 fingers, no one is blameless.
February 22, 2025 at 3:13 PM
In the land where people have 10,000 fingers, no one is blameless.
February 15, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Shipping is free. Handling is extra.
February 14, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Shipping is free. Handling is extra.
We don't do a good enough job of helping white people understand that they are also being oppressed by systemic racism. Unique ancestral cultures (languages, dancing, food) were stripped away to use to "other" black and brown people. They severed our connection to the past to control our future.
February 9, 2025 at 6:54 PM
We don't do a good enough job of helping white people understand that they are also being oppressed by systemic racism. Unique ancestral cultures (languages, dancing, food) were stripped away to use to "other" black and brown people. They severed our connection to the past to control our future.
This is a boss battle which means we need to start the healing now. That includes our friends and family who've chosen hate. It is never too late for someone to choose a different path. Tech bros, remember when you were Bernie bros? What would that version of you think of what's happening? Change.
February 2, 2025 at 8:33 PM
This is a boss battle which means we need to start the healing now. That includes our friends and family who've chosen hate. It is never too late for someone to choose a different path. Tech bros, remember when you were Bernie bros? What would that version of you think of what's happening? Change.