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Vanity-Complex
@vanitycomplex.bsky.social
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Enemy of the state available en français/anglais. They/Them but you can just call me a slur. Cat is Calliope and she’s who manages my likes and follows. For professional inquiries, god help us all
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I consume music in a normal manner 🤠 (English in alt text)
Album rankings: #1 Caju by Liniker 1107 minutes #2 now would be a good time by folk bitch trio 850 minutes #3 vie by Doja cat 802 minutes #4 hurry up tomorrow by the Weekend 704 minutes #5 something beautiful by Miley Cyrus 696 minutes Artist rankings: 2341 artists in total. 1 Doja cat 1435 minutes 2 Liniker 1196 minutes 3 lady Gaga 1127 minutes 4 the weekend 1114 minutes 5 fka twigs 1006 minutes Song ranking: 5850 titles in total. #1 jealous type by Doja Cat 145 times #2 Febre by Liniker 64 times #3 hold up by Sasha Keeble 56 times #4 childlike things by fka twigs 58 times #5 here all night by Demi lovato 55 times
December 2, 2025 at 3:05 PM
vanitycomplex.bsky.social
I made this scarf
Vanity complex in the car wearing a black sweater, a grey peacoat, and a white, teal, and red scarf.
December 1, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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I would beg to differ, but I don’t beg so:
Man with gauges and swoopy emo hair slightly out of focus to accentuate the fact that he’s holding a gun at the camera with the quote “I differ” written on it. (let it be noted that the gun is a .22 so it’s really not even that scary)
December 1, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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Meeting someone for the first time:
December 1, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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These were my favorite cars while I was there and was so sad to hear they were being retired. (Quickly snapped with my phone because camera was still in luggage)
A picture of the MTA subway cars from the 80s in chrome finish with orange plastic chairs. A picture of the MTA subway cars from the 80s in chrome finish with orange plastic chairs.
December 1, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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“I love you but please turn off ur phone or give me a dall i cannot support hate please stop this i know this isn’t your heart”
December 1, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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Quote with a shower pic
Vanity complex in the shower
November 30, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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Snow day with little pea 🥰
November 30, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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That lady from sex in the city sitting at her laptop with text saying “and as they posted their hot takes, I couldn’t help but wonder… which hottie was gonna take me?”
November 30, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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Me listening to it for the 1000000 time
Rose grey sitting on a John deer tractor on the Copa cabana beach in Brazil
November 30, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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Me at the bar after five (5) tequila sodas
November 30, 2025 at 7:19 AM
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Tweet below that has been altered to just say “Tesla owners are asking to get their tires slashed”
November 29, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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The ultimate holiday movie imo 😌
Last holiday with Queen Latifa
November 28, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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Tweet that reads: “I love you but please turn off your phone and give me a dall (sic). I cannot support hate. Please stop this. I know this isn’t your heart
November 27, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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How emails are finding me today (I’m not wearing pants)
Vanity complex sticking their tongue out
November 26, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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Image that reads “my family: today heaven gained another angel.” Followed by an image of someone ontop of a pile of skull and bones defeating the undead coming towards them with a caption that reads “me in hell: where is Ronald Regan “
November 26, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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Good morning sky babes ❤️
An image of a puppy photoshopped in a neonatal life support unit with the caption “They are unplugging me soon” the puppy is smiling in the photo, signaling that this is okay
November 26, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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Cat in a scuba suit from the 1960s chanting soup
November 26, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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The sun is shining and so are you my little peas ❤️
Vanity complex in a grey turtle neck outside in the sun
November 24, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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Screen grab of skeet below that says “being gay is such a joke what do you mean i only have 5 days without a social event the whole month”
November 24, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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This appeases her greatly
Calliope with her head up
November 24, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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Grimes tweet that says “I love you but please turn off your phone and give me a dall. I cannot support hate. Please stop this. I know this isn’t your heart.”
November 24, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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Everyone please tell Calliope good morning by posting pics of your fur babies in response or risk being sacrificed
Calliope, they grey American short hair with a brown undercoat and green eyes , looking quite honestly gorgeous
November 24, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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Co-signed because that was some real shit you just said meme
November 24, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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@joetheequeer.bsky.social both of you? 👀
Meryl strep and Tyler both saying me on bluesky dot com
November 23, 2025 at 9:29 PM