Vanity-Complex
@vanitycomplex.bsky.social
Enemy of the state available en français/anglais. They/Them but you can just call me a slur. Cat is Calliope and she’s who manages my likes and follows. For professional inquiries, god help us all
Literally forced my family to switch Jan 1 so I could have my wrapped be accurate. I’m so dirty for your pain 😔
December 2, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Literally forced my family to switch Jan 1 so I could have my wrapped be accurate. I’m so dirty for your pain 😔
Your late posting is the reason I open this app (and why I’m running late)
December 2, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Your late posting is the reason I open this app (and why I’m running late)
Oh with you I will be eating 🤤
December 2, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Oh with you I will be eating 🤤
You two are so precious the love is palpable
December 2, 2025 at 4:49 AM
You two are so precious the love is palpable
It’s almost enough for me to believe in god!… /almost/
December 1, 2025 at 11:19 PM
It’s almost enough for me to believe in god!… /almost/
Need someone teasing you by kissing your neck to drive it home 😌
December 1, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Need someone teasing you by kissing your neck to drive it home 😌
The way my little autism brain needs structure
December 1, 2025 at 4:56 PM
The way my little autism brain needs structure
Can I also get 60k in questionable cosmetic surgery 🥹
December 1, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Can I also get 60k in questionable cosmetic surgery 🥹
Simply leave. Tell them you have died and leave the building. Change your name. Change your number. Change your life. Get 60k of questionable cosmetic procedures done in Turkey. Marry a wealthy man. Hide the truth from your children. Leave no trace of who you were. Call me tho
December 1, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Simply leave. Tell them you have died and leave the building. Change your name. Change your number. Change your life. Get 60k of questionable cosmetic procedures done in Turkey. Marry a wealthy man. Hide the truth from your children. Leave no trace of who you were. Call me tho
Yes. Easy. Next question.
December 1, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Yes. Easy. Next question.
I know @jololikejazz.bsky.social and @colbydc.bsky.social frequent the Alamo for horror
December 1, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I know @jololikejazz.bsky.social and @colbydc.bsky.social frequent the Alamo for horror
Bestie this is gonna rewire my brain
December 1, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Bestie this is gonna rewire my brain
Good morning Ben 😌
December 1, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Good morning Ben 😌
Ofc! About once a week does it. Keeps them shiny and grooming, and gets more oils in their diets ☺️
December 1, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Ofc! About once a week does it. Keeps them shiny and grooming, and gets more oils in their diets ☺️