Nick
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I couldn't think of anything to put here on the bird site, I couldn't think of anything to put here on the elephant site, and I can't think of anything to put here.
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![[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.]
JANET:
Ugh...
LIZ:
What's up?
JANET:
I am so bored of cooking peas!
LIZ:
Have you tried...
AI peas?
JANET:
AI peas?
LIZ:
They're peas with AI!
[Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI].
LIZ:
Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas
JANET:
What
LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines]
Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas?
[Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it]
LIZ:
Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine
[Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas]
LIZ:
With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas!
JANET:
What
LIZ:
Shut up
LIZ:
Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow
From opening the bag of peas
to boiling the peas
to eating the peas
To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means.
JANET:
Is it really necessary to-
LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]:
THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET
[Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan:
AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas.
[Ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreiayqa37f7kik7l7s7fbtfp2sir5ckb662ry2lylinyjrfa2rkvvka@jpeg)
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I know which one I'm ticking.
November 13, 2025 at 10:15 AM
I know which one I'm ticking.
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JESUS CHRIST IN RICHMOND PARK: ORIGINAL UPLOAD
YouTube video by JAGGL113
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November 13, 2025 at 8:43 AM
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A man has been found guilty of writing a stream of consciousness novel. He is about to start a 4 year sentence.
November 12, 2025 at 7:37 PM
A man has been found guilty of writing a stream of consciousness novel. He is about to start a 4 year sentence.
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Also: “James Bond is a code name” is a lazy and “continuity-first” retcon patch job that just doesn’t hold water. James Bond is James Bond, the son of Andrew Bond and Monique Delacroix Bond, and has been one character for 70+ years. Just tell a good story between the titles. It’s not a soap opera.
November 11, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Also: “James Bond is a code name” is a lazy and “continuity-first” retcon patch job that just doesn’t hold water. James Bond is James Bond, the son of Andrew Bond and Monique Delacroix Bond, and has been one character for 70+ years. Just tell a good story between the titles. It’s not a soap opera.
Why am I suddenly seeing all this discussion about 007 movie continuity popping up today?
Anthony Horowitz's Radio Times comment claiming that it's a problem to solve was published back in September:
www.radiotimes.com/movies/antho...
Anthony Horowitz's Radio Times comment claiming that it's a problem to solve was published back in September:
www.radiotimes.com/movies/antho...
November 11, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Why am I suddenly seeing all this discussion about 007 movie continuity popping up today?
Anthony Horowitz's Radio Times comment claiming that it's a problem to solve was published back in September:
www.radiotimes.com/movies/antho...
Anthony Horowitz's Radio Times comment claiming that it's a problem to solve was published back in September:
www.radiotimes.com/movies/antho...
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It's very simple. The next film should be about four Bonds: a cyborg one, a bloke in a suit of armour with a big hammer, a teenage one who's cloned from the DNA of Bond and Blofeld, and a fascist one that's secretly an artifact from Bond's homeworld.
Then the real one should come back with a mullet.
Then the real one should come back with a mullet.
November 11, 2025 at 1:08 PM
It's very simple. The next film should be about four Bonds: a cyborg one, a bloke in a suit of armour with a big hammer, a teenage one who's cloned from the DNA of Bond and Blofeld, and a fascist one that's secretly an artifact from Bond's homeworld.
Then the real one should come back with a mullet.
Then the real one should come back with a mullet.
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just casually tossing out "vampires but for other bodily fluids" like it won't revolutionize at least three distinct genres
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November 7, 2025 at 12:46 PM
just casually tossing out "vampires but for other bodily fluids" like it won't revolutionize at least three distinct genres
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The mayor-elect has opened a portal, and now our only hope of closing the great rift under New York City and holding back the Warp, at the cost of the sacrifice of 1000 psykers every day, is Eric Adams bound upon the Golden Throne
November 6, 2025 at 3:22 PM
The mayor-elect has opened a portal, and now our only hope of closing the great rift under New York City and holding back the Warp, at the cost of the sacrifice of 1000 psykers every day, is Eric Adams bound upon the Golden Throne
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Daily Mail The Doctor
Columnists on In "The
November 1 Reality War"
🤝
"WHERE IS YOUR POPPY"
Columnists on In "The
November 1 Reality War"
🤝
"WHERE IS YOUR POPPY"
October 30, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Daily Mail The Doctor
Columnists on In "The
November 1 Reality War"
🤝
"WHERE IS YOUR POPPY"
Columnists on In "The
November 1 Reality War"
🤝
"WHERE IS YOUR POPPY"
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And Doctor Who, which did NOT die...
October 28, 2025 at 4:29 PM
And Doctor Who, which did NOT die...
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October 26, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Aww crap. I wasn't naive enough to think that Samurai Jack and Venture Bros would stay on there forever, but still: this is disappointing!
So there'll be no Primal season 3 and future episodes of Harley Quinn and Rick & Morty on subscription-free broadcast or streaming, then. :(
So there'll be no Primal season 3 and future episodes of Harley Quinn and Rick & Morty on subscription-free broadcast or streaming, then. :(
Adult Swim shows will be leaving the Channel 4 app in the UK in just over a week. The few AS shows that air on E4 and E4 Extra will also stop airing after Thursday and Sunday, respectively.
It's very likely that the AS library will join HBO Max when it launches in early 2026.
It's very likely that the AS library will join HBO Max when it launches in early 2026.
October 22, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Aww crap. I wasn't naive enough to think that Samurai Jack and Venture Bros would stay on there forever, but still: this is disappointing!
So there'll be no Primal season 3 and future episodes of Harley Quinn and Rick & Morty on subscription-free broadcast or streaming, then. :(
So there'll be no Primal season 3 and future episodes of Harley Quinn and Rick & Morty on subscription-free broadcast or streaming, then. :(
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All time classic
October 17, 2025 at 8:00 AM
All time classic
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Ten years ago today.
October 16, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Ten years ago today.
Everyone is focusing on Grant Morrison's comments on AI art.
But their Reddit AMA featured another question, which may be of interest to @eruditorumpress.com:
But their Reddit AMA featured another question, which may be of interest to @eruditorumpress.com:
October 16, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Everyone is focusing on Grant Morrison's comments on AI art.
But their Reddit AMA featured another question, which may be of interest to @eruditorumpress.com:
But their Reddit AMA featured another question, which may be of interest to @eruditorumpress.com:
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October 14, 2025 at 8:57 AM
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it's not FOR us
October 10, 2025 at 1:02 PM
it's not FOR us
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