702ajf
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Writer and chef, possibly human
DM = An assumption that it's inevitable and unavoidable, that some utter gravity well of fate has enmeshed my inquisitor in a cataclysmic miasma from the midst of which talking to me seems like the least indigestible option.
DM = An assumption that it's inevitable and unavoidable, that some utter gravity well of fate has enmeshed my inquisitor in a cataclysmic miasma from the midst of which talking to me seems like the least indigestible option.
The human math ain't mathin' big time on this one.
I asked a man who served in Vietnam if, when he was in country, anyone mentioned the population of North Vietnam. He said no.
The Orange Turd Melon is acting like
"Drop two bombs and call me in the morning" is gonna get us their oil.
Methinks not.
I asked a man who served in Vietnam if, when he was in country, anyone mentioned the population of North Vietnam. He said no.
The Orange Turd Melon is acting like
"Drop two bombs and call me in the morning" is gonna get us their oil.
Methinks not.
December 1, 2025 at 11:10 AM
The human math ain't mathin' big time on this one.
I asked a man who served in Vietnam if, when he was in country, anyone mentioned the population of North Vietnam. He said no.
The Orange Turd Melon is acting like
"Drop two bombs and call me in the morning" is gonna get us their oil.
Methinks not.
I asked a man who served in Vietnam if, when he was in country, anyone mentioned the population of North Vietnam. He said no.
The Orange Turd Melon is acting like
"Drop two bombs and call me in the morning" is gonna get us their oil.
Methinks not.
The Raiders were surprisingly football-like in the first half, but still, they're the Raiders...
December 1, 2025 at 3:29 AM
The Raiders were surprisingly football-like in the first half, but still, they're the Raiders...
The Orange Turd Melon is gonna leave office with the debris field where the East Wing was as his true memorial...
December 1, 2025 at 3:24 AM
The Orange Turd Melon is gonna leave office with the debris field where the East Wing was as his true memorial...
The Orange Turd Melon is gonna leave office with the debris field where the East Wing was as his true memorial...
December 1, 2025 at 2:17 AM
The Orange Turd Melon is gonna leave office with the debris field where the East Wing was as his true memorial...
The Orange Turd Melon's self-image VS reality
(No juice, can barely raise hustle arms...)
(No juice, can barely raise hustle arms...)
December 1, 2025 at 2:15 AM
The Orange Turd Melon's self-image VS reality
(No juice, can barely raise hustle arms...)
(No juice, can barely raise hustle arms...)
The Orange Turd Melon is gonna leave office with the debris field where the East Wing was as his true memorial...
December 1, 2025 at 2:08 AM
The Orange Turd Melon is gonna leave office with the debris field where the East Wing was as his true memorial...
Spare a thought for his little brother, right behind him. It must be hard growing up knowing your most important job in life is to hold big bro's head over the bowl and clean off the splashback...
December 1, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Spare a thought for his little brother, right behind him. It must be hard growing up knowing your most important job in life is to hold big bro's head over the bowl and clean off the splashback...
Festive, yes, but not quite a Christmas movie...
December 1, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Festive, yes, but not quite a Christmas movie...
It's time Pete
They're waiting for you
They're waiting for you
December 1, 2025 at 1:49 AM
It's time Pete
They're waiting for you
They're waiting for you
The Orange Turd Melon is gonna leave office with the debris field where the East Wing was as his true memorial...
December 1, 2025 at 1:44 AM
The Orange Turd Melon is gonna leave office with the debris field where the East Wing was as his true memorial...
Sunday Funnies With 702ajf...
The Raiders were surprisingly football-like in the first half, but still, they're the Raiders...
The Raiders were surprisingly football-like in the first half, but still, they're the Raiders...
November 30, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Sunday Funnies With 702ajf...
The Raiders were surprisingly football-like in the first half, but still, they're the Raiders...
The Raiders were surprisingly football-like in the first half, but still, they're the Raiders...
Look! It's his little brother, right behind him. It must be hard growing up, knowing your most important job in life is to hold big bro's head over the bowl and clean off the splashback...
November 30, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Look! It's his little brother, right behind him. It must be hard growing up, knowing your most important job in life is to hold big bro's head over the bowl and clean off the splashback...
The human math ain't mathin' big time on this one.
I asked a man who served in Vietnam if, when he was in country, anyone mentioned the population of North Vietnam. He said no.
The Orange Turd Melon is acting like
"Drop two bombs and call me in the morning" is gonna get us their oil.
Methinks not.
I asked a man who served in Vietnam if, when he was in country, anyone mentioned the population of North Vietnam. He said no.
The Orange Turd Melon is acting like
"Drop two bombs and call me in the morning" is gonna get us their oil.
Methinks not.
November 30, 2025 at 11:36 PM
The human math ain't mathin' big time on this one.
I asked a man who served in Vietnam if, when he was in country, anyone mentioned the population of North Vietnam. He said no.
The Orange Turd Melon is acting like
"Drop two bombs and call me in the morning" is gonna get us their oil.
Methinks not.
I asked a man who served in Vietnam if, when he was in country, anyone mentioned the population of North Vietnam. He said no.
The Orange Turd Melon is acting like
"Drop two bombs and call me in the morning" is gonna get us their oil.
Methinks not.
Sunday Funnies With 702ajf...
The Raiders were surprisingly football-like in the first half, but still, they're the Raiders...
The Raiders were surprisingly football-like in the first half, but still, they're the Raiders...
November 30, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Sunday Funnies With 702ajf...
The Raiders were surprisingly football-like in the first half, but still, they're the Raiders...
The Raiders were surprisingly football-like in the first half, but still, they're the Raiders...
Next week, when the binge after talking to his lawyer starts winding down...
November 30, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Next week, when the binge after talking to his lawyer starts winding down...
The human math ain't mathin' big time on this one.
I asked a man who served in Vietnam if, when he was in country, anyone mentioned the population of North Vietnam. He said no.
The Orange Turd Melon is acting like
"Drop two bombs and call me in the morning" is gonna get us their oil.
Methinks not.
I asked a man who served in Vietnam if, when he was in country, anyone mentioned the population of North Vietnam. He said no.
The Orange Turd Melon is acting like
"Drop two bombs and call me in the morning" is gonna get us their oil.
Methinks not.
November 30, 2025 at 8:38 PM
The human math ain't mathin' big time on this one.
I asked a man who served in Vietnam if, when he was in country, anyone mentioned the population of North Vietnam. He said no.
The Orange Turd Melon is acting like
"Drop two bombs and call me in the morning" is gonna get us their oil.
Methinks not.
I asked a man who served in Vietnam if, when he was in country, anyone mentioned the population of North Vietnam. He said no.
The Orange Turd Melon is acting like
"Drop two bombs and call me in the morning" is gonna get us their oil.
Methinks not.
Sunday Funnies With 702ajf...
Sure, Bovino and Noem live the high life now, but, there's that sound, the sound of metal slamming shut on metal, growing louder each time they lay their heads down to sleep. There won't be a mint on the pillow once their juries have reached a unanimous verdict...
Sure, Bovino and Noem live the high life now, but, there's that sound, the sound of metal slamming shut on metal, growing louder each time they lay their heads down to sleep. There won't be a mint on the pillow once their juries have reached a unanimous verdict...
November 30, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Sunday Funnies With 702ajf...
Sure, Bovino and Noem live the high life now, but, there's that sound, the sound of metal slamming shut on metal, growing louder each time they lay their heads down to sleep. There won't be a mint on the pillow once their juries have reached a unanimous verdict...
Sure, Bovino and Noem live the high life now, but, there's that sound, the sound of metal slamming shut on metal, growing louder each time they lay their heads down to sleep. There won't be a mint on the pillow once their juries have reached a unanimous verdict...
The human math ain't mathin' big time on this one.
I asked a man who served in Vietnam if, when he was in country, anyone mentioned the population of North Vietnam. He said no.
The Orange Turd Melon is acting like
"Drop two bombs and call me in the morning" is gonna get us their oil.
Methinks not.
I asked a man who served in Vietnam if, when he was in country, anyone mentioned the population of North Vietnam. He said no.
The Orange Turd Melon is acting like
"Drop two bombs and call me in the morning" is gonna get us their oil.
Methinks not.
November 30, 2025 at 8:23 PM
The human math ain't mathin' big time on this one.
I asked a man who served in Vietnam if, when he was in country, anyone mentioned the population of North Vietnam. He said no.
The Orange Turd Melon is acting like
"Drop two bombs and call me in the morning" is gonna get us their oil.
Methinks not.
I asked a man who served in Vietnam if, when he was in country, anyone mentioned the population of North Vietnam. He said no.
The Orange Turd Melon is acting like
"Drop two bombs and call me in the morning" is gonna get us their oil.
Methinks not.
The Orange Turd Melon is gonna leave office with the debris field where the East Wing was as his true memorial...
November 30, 2025 at 8:21 PM
The Orange Turd Melon is gonna leave office with the debris field where the East Wing was as his true memorial...
The human math ain't mathin' big time on this one.
I asked a man who served in Vietnam if, when he was in country, anyone mentioned the population of North Vietnam. He said no.
The Orange Turd Melon is acting like
"Drop two bombs and call me in the morning" is gonna get us their oil.
Methinks not.
I asked a man who served in Vietnam if, when he was in country, anyone mentioned the population of North Vietnam. He said no.
The Orange Turd Melon is acting like
"Drop two bombs and call me in the morning" is gonna get us their oil.
Methinks not.
November 30, 2025 at 8:19 PM
The human math ain't mathin' big time on this one.
I asked a man who served in Vietnam if, when he was in country, anyone mentioned the population of North Vietnam. He said no.
The Orange Turd Melon is acting like
"Drop two bombs and call me in the morning" is gonna get us their oil.
Methinks not.
I asked a man who served in Vietnam if, when he was in country, anyone mentioned the population of North Vietnam. He said no.
The Orange Turd Melon is acting like
"Drop two bombs and call me in the morning" is gonna get us their oil.
Methinks not.
So, the takeaway is that the GOP is lousy at being a hate group...
Lucky us!
Lucky us!
November 30, 2025 at 8:11 PM
So, the takeaway is that the GOP is lousy at being a hate group...
Lucky us!
Lucky us!
Sunday Funnies With 702ajf...
Pete, even you can see the consequences adding up.
It's time.
Pete, even you can see the consequences adding up.
It's time.
November 30, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Sunday Funnies With 702ajf...
Pete, even you can see the consequences adding up.
It's time.
Pete, even you can see the consequences adding up.
It's time.