702ajf
@vegasgello.bsky.social
Writer and chef, possibly human
DM = An assumption that it's inevitable and unavoidable, that some utter gravity well of fate has enmeshed my inquisitor in a cataclysmic miasma from the midst of which talking to me seems like the least indigestible option.
DM = An assumption that it's inevitable and unavoidable, that some utter gravity well of fate has enmeshed my inquisitor in a cataclysmic miasma from the midst of which talking to me seems like the least indigestible option.
Oh yeah, the truth was out there...
December 2, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Oh yeah, the truth was out there...
It's time, Pete.
You're only lying to yourself at this point...
You're only lying to yourself at this point...
December 2, 2025 at 5:13 AM
It's time, Pete.
You're only lying to yourself at this point...
You're only lying to yourself at this point...
The Orange Turd Melon is gonna leave office with the debris field where the East Wing was as his true memorial...
December 2, 2025 at 2:46 AM
The Orange Turd Melon is gonna leave office with the debris field where the East Wing was as his true memorial...
The human math ain't mathin' big time on this one.
I asked a man who served in Vietnam if, when he was in country, anyone mentioned the population of North Vietnam. He said no.
The Orange Turd Melon is acting like
"Drop two bombs and call me in the morning" is gonna get us their oil.
Methinks not.
I asked a man who served in Vietnam if, when he was in country, anyone mentioned the population of North Vietnam. He said no.
The Orange Turd Melon is acting like
"Drop two bombs and call me in the morning" is gonna get us their oil.
Methinks not.
December 2, 2025 at 2:43 AM
The human math ain't mathin' big time on this one.
I asked a man who served in Vietnam if, when he was in country, anyone mentioned the population of North Vietnam. He said no.
The Orange Turd Melon is acting like
"Drop two bombs and call me in the morning" is gonna get us their oil.
Methinks not.
I asked a man who served in Vietnam if, when he was in country, anyone mentioned the population of North Vietnam. He said no.
The Orange Turd Melon is acting like
"Drop two bombs and call me in the morning" is gonna get us their oil.
Methinks not.
The human math ain't mathin' big time on this one.
I asked a man who served in Vietnam if, when he was in country, anyone mentioned the population of North Vietnam. He said no.
The Orange Turd Melon is acting like
"Drop two bombs and call me in the morning" is gonna get us their oil.
Methinks not.
I asked a man who served in Vietnam if, when he was in country, anyone mentioned the population of North Vietnam. He said no.
The Orange Turd Melon is acting like
"Drop two bombs and call me in the morning" is gonna get us their oil.
Methinks not.
December 1, 2025 at 11:10 AM
The human math ain't mathin' big time on this one.
I asked a man who served in Vietnam if, when he was in country, anyone mentioned the population of North Vietnam. He said no.
The Orange Turd Melon is acting like
"Drop two bombs and call me in the morning" is gonna get us their oil.
Methinks not.
I asked a man who served in Vietnam if, when he was in country, anyone mentioned the population of North Vietnam. He said no.
The Orange Turd Melon is acting like
"Drop two bombs and call me in the morning" is gonna get us their oil.
Methinks not.
The Raiders were surprisingly football-like in the first half, but still, they're the Raiders...
December 1, 2025 at 3:29 AM
The Raiders were surprisingly football-like in the first half, but still, they're the Raiders...
The Orange Turd Melon is gonna leave office with the debris field where the East Wing was as his true memorial...
December 1, 2025 at 3:24 AM
The Orange Turd Melon is gonna leave office with the debris field where the East Wing was as his true memorial...
The Orange Turd Melon is gonna leave office with the debris field where the East Wing was as his true memorial...
December 1, 2025 at 2:17 AM
The Orange Turd Melon is gonna leave office with the debris field where the East Wing was as his true memorial...
The Orange Turd Melon's self-image VS reality
(No juice, can barely raise hustle arms...)
(No juice, can barely raise hustle arms...)
December 1, 2025 at 2:15 AM
The Orange Turd Melon's self-image VS reality
(No juice, can barely raise hustle arms...)
(No juice, can barely raise hustle arms...)
The Orange Turd Melon is gonna leave office with the debris field where the East Wing was as his true memorial...
December 1, 2025 at 2:08 AM
The Orange Turd Melon is gonna leave office with the debris field where the East Wing was as his true memorial...
Spare a thought for his little brother, right behind him. It must be hard growing up knowing your most important job in life is to hold big bro's head over the bowl and clean off the splashback...
December 1, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Spare a thought for his little brother, right behind him. It must be hard growing up knowing your most important job in life is to hold big bro's head over the bowl and clean off the splashback...
Festive, yes, but not quite a Christmas movie...
December 1, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Festive, yes, but not quite a Christmas movie...
It's time Pete
They're waiting for you
They're waiting for you
December 1, 2025 at 1:49 AM
It's time Pete
They're waiting for you
They're waiting for you
The Orange Turd Melon is gonna leave office with the debris field where the East Wing was as his true memorial...
December 1, 2025 at 1:44 AM
The Orange Turd Melon is gonna leave office with the debris field where the East Wing was as his true memorial...
That is a very good observation. Thank you.
December 1, 2025 at 1:41 AM
That is a very good observation. Thank you.
Not only is it going to be a mess, it might really crack open the no foreign entanglements MAGA wing and get them on board with impeachment.
December 1, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Not only is it going to be a mess, it might really crack open the no foreign entanglements MAGA wing and get them on board with impeachment.
Sunday Funnies With 702ajf...
The Raiders were surprisingly football-like in the first half, but still, they're the Raiders...
The Raiders were surprisingly football-like in the first half, but still, they're the Raiders...
November 30, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Sunday Funnies With 702ajf...
The Raiders were surprisingly football-like in the first half, but still, they're the Raiders...
The Raiders were surprisingly football-like in the first half, but still, they're the Raiders...
I'm fairly sure the way he's talking about the airspace being closed means that The Orange Turd Melon has been presented with a list of options. My guess is that they'll go after Maduro, but it's gonna end up like the Iran hostage rescue mission due to bad planning.
November 30, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I'm fairly sure the way he's talking about the airspace being closed means that The Orange Turd Melon has been presented with a list of options. My guess is that they'll go after Maduro, but it's gonna end up like the Iran hostage rescue mission due to bad planning.
Look! It's his little brother, right behind him. It must be hard growing up, knowing your most important job in life is to hold big bro's head over the bowl and clean off the splashback...
November 30, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Look! It's his little brother, right behind him. It must be hard growing up, knowing your most important job in life is to hold big bro's head over the bowl and clean off the splashback...
The human math ain't mathin' big time on this one.
I asked a man who served in Vietnam if, when he was in country, anyone mentioned the population of North Vietnam. He said no.
The Orange Turd Melon is acting like
"Drop two bombs and call me in the morning" is gonna get us their oil.
Methinks not.
I asked a man who served in Vietnam if, when he was in country, anyone mentioned the population of North Vietnam. He said no.
The Orange Turd Melon is acting like
"Drop two bombs and call me in the morning" is gonna get us their oil.
Methinks not.
November 30, 2025 at 11:36 PM
The human math ain't mathin' big time on this one.
I asked a man who served in Vietnam if, when he was in country, anyone mentioned the population of North Vietnam. He said no.
The Orange Turd Melon is acting like
"Drop two bombs and call me in the morning" is gonna get us their oil.
Methinks not.
I asked a man who served in Vietnam if, when he was in country, anyone mentioned the population of North Vietnam. He said no.
The Orange Turd Melon is acting like
"Drop two bombs and call me in the morning" is gonna get us their oil.
Methinks not.
Next week, when the binge after talking to his lawyer starts winding down...
November 30, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Next week, when the binge after talking to his lawyer starts winding down...