Larry O'Keefe
@velvetcyclone.bsky.social
I am an alien scout sent to Earth to study humanity & determine if it deserves to be spared destruction in our inevitable planetary conquest . . . & junk . . .
"...and that's how I became 'Stretch Armstrong'!"
November 27, 2025 at 12:00 PM
"...and that's how I became 'Stretch Armstrong'!"
Alls I know is it takes me 20 minutes to find the weather on the Environment Canada website...
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November 22, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Alls I know is it takes me 20 minutes to find the weather on the Environment Canada website...
A good bowl of chili will do that...
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November 21, 2025 at 5:37 PM
A good bowl of chili will do that...
...wait...he's going to try to rename it "Lake New Yo..."...oh, no...he doesn't them either, does he?
November 21, 2025 at 12:12 PM
...wait...he's going to try to rename it "Lake New Yo..."...oh, no...he doesn't them either, does he?
This is because Kevin O'Leary spends a billion dollars on his employees, isn't it?
November 21, 2025 at 12:09 PM
This is because Kevin O'Leary spends a billion dollars on his employees, isn't it?
One phone is too many phones!
DAMN YOU, ALEXANDER GRAHAM BELL!!!
DAMN YOU, ALEXANDER GRAHAM BELL!!!
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November 19, 2025 at 6:13 PM
One phone is too many phones!
DAMN YOU, ALEXANDER GRAHAM BELL!!!
DAMN YOU, ALEXANDER GRAHAM BELL!!!
Uh...2022 was the middle of Covid when everyone was working from home... 🤔
November 17, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Uh...2022 was the middle of Covid when everyone was working from home... 🤔
"Crop dust" them, so to speak...
November 16, 2025 at 5:40 PM
"Crop dust" them, so to speak...
To be fair, the fart people *came* from Uranus.
November 16, 2025 at 5:26 PM
To be fair, the fart people *came* from Uranus.
"Happy New Year from the Apollos!"
November 14, 2025 at 1:06 PM
"Happy New Year from the Apollos!"