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yes hello hi
This is how you get an off-cycle wednesday
November 13, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Childhood is all about finding the most unique thingamajig to climb and we have gotten so innovative in the field of climbable thingamajigs
November 13, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Gotta use commas instead of quotation marks if ur going for verisimilitude mr swole
November 13, 2025 at 3:03 PM
You gotta make some pasta, how are you gonna feed your smugglers
November 13, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Yeah I hate it too
November 13, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Wtf I've been looking for it in canva this whole time
November 13, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Salad fingers-ass memories
November 12, 2025 at 7:44 PM
It's incredible just how much information a mere two syllables can contain
November 12, 2025 at 5:31 PM
You may call it indecent exposure, but I call it activism 😤
November 12, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Talk about fitting a square peg in a round hole, and rapidly
November 12, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Was astonished how well they come out when I photographed one in Montreal last year
November 12, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Provincial plans should cover this on problematic salute reasons alone
November 12, 2025 at 12:49 AM
\o/ <--- you, as the prophecies foretold
November 12, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Conflating people's memories, I think, is the fact that Hooked On Phonics was absolutely a thing we all saw outside of school in the 90s and we're transferring that ad campaign to what little we remember of grade 1
November 11, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Granted I was the kind of autist who was reading chapter books at 4 so I was never gonna pick up on how the other kids were being taught
November 11, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Sorry that I'm About To Do The Thing but it was interesting to me that I had sentence-breakdown grammar notation (subj-pred-obj) taught to me up to like grade 3 and again in HS and I feel like that was a bigger deal for my literacy than those basic cues vs phonics
November 11, 2025 at 8:54 PM
You know it's bad when you're evanescenseposting
November 11, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Like I'm definitely getting that black heart, it looks so sick

And probably the chess pieces too
November 11, 2025 at 6:42 PM
"Hitman: WOA but reskinned so your home base is Skyfall" would be the most shameless cash-in that I would happily drop five hundred hours into
November 11, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Time hoodie (not pictured): $15 from goodwill
November 11, 2025 at 3:45 PM