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anxious ace and trans, the triple whammy • middle aged & proud • come play the critically acclaimed final fantasy xiv with me • he/him •💉 8/27/15

wife guy to @lieutfaber.bsky.social 💍 11/14/24

Rivayn Vesaldi @ Faerie • Ask me about my alts!
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was in my clear for dancing plague on my zero alt when
An FFXIV screenshot showing the party list for a full party of 8 players. Most of the players have HP amounts ranging from 18000 to 30000. One player inexplicably has 8669 HP.
December 1, 2025 at 5:12 AM
vesaldi.bsky.social
what an interesting account to follow a trans man
A bluesky screenshot showing an account called Awesome Subliminals that recently followed me. A bluesky screenshot showing the bio of the account Awesome Subliminals @awesomesubliminals.bsky.social, which reads: The best sissy feminization and sexual Subliminal files.
November 30, 2025 at 10:06 PM
vesaldi.bsky.social
I SPIT OUT MY DRINK
An AFK Journey screenshot from the Dungeon Meshi crossover. The narration text reads: By the time Laios had finished singing to the end, the Mermaids have fled the area in fear.
November 30, 2025 at 7:36 AM
vesaldi.bsky.social
fun fact: i also love him(bo)
An AFK Journey screenshot from the Dungeon Meshi crossover. Laios says: Trust me, I can handle this! La la lu lu woo wah wah—
November 30, 2025 at 7:35 AM
vesaldi.bsky.social
why did you go and put a bunch of water sprites near the sparkly destination marker? that's mean
An FFXIV screenshot showing Alisaie standing next to a white sparkly destination marker. Near by floats a Water Sprite, that at a glance looks similar enough to the destination marker as to make the marker more difficult to find.
November 29, 2025 at 5:26 PM
vesaldi.bsky.social
very funny to me that all the hannish people in stormblood dress like this
An FFXIV screenshot showing an NPC named "Hannish Spice Trader" who is dressed in a dark blue rainbow justaucorps and black slacks.
November 28, 2025 at 8:58 PM
vesaldi.bsky.social
reposted it on its own if you wanna cry a little, as a treat archiveofourown.org/works/74908736

there are also meatballs, for some reason. i must have been thinking about ikea.
A snippet from an FFXIV fanfic. It reads: It was a letter to Wilfsunn and Bloewyda, Moenbryda's parents. This was not the first letter he had penned to them, and it would undoubtedly not be the last. Several wads of parchment laid scattered about the room, a testament to the impossibility of the task he had given himself. How could Urianger find the words to explain what had happened to their beloved daughter? How could he tell them how very sorry he was that he could not save her? That he missed her? That he was drowning in the deepest depths of grief?
November 28, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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i should write more hythlodaeus, he's so fun archiveofourown.org/works/35944939
A snippet of an FFXIV fanfic. It reads as follows: “To think you chose this over the Convocation.” “I have no idea what you could possibly mean by that,” Hythlodaeus returned with a grin as his new visitor approached. “Listening to impassioned pleas in defense of the defenseless is always the highlight of my day.” The other man scoffed. “It’s giving you wrinkles.” “Now that is a bald-faced lie,” Hythlodaeus returned with a pout, though it quickly smoothed. “But I digress. To what do I owe a visit from the illustrious Emet-Selch?” Emet-Selch rolled his eyes and sighed. “Must I have some motive?” Hythlodaeus couldn’t help but laugh as he stood from his desk, waving over one of his associates to replace him. “I can’t imagine you’d admit to a purely recreational visit,” the Chief began with an impish grin, “which means your true impetus must be even more disgraceful than sentiment.” “Has anyone told you that you’re an absolute menace?” Emet-Selch asked with a half-hearted sneer. “Me?” Hythlodaeus asked with mocked innocence. “Not today.”
November 28, 2025 at 6:10 PM
vesaldi.bsky.social
guys is the whole show like this
A screenshot from the Delicious in Dungeon crossover event in AFK Journey. The text reads: Ingredient 3: Psychic Monster Meat. The psychic monster meat is both the trickiest yet the most essential ingredient, as these creatures can manipulate minds or create illusions. It is recommended to wear a tinfoil hat during this step.
November 28, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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i don't know anything about dungeon meshi but i can already tell that i will love marcille so so so much
A screenshot from AFK Journey. Marcille, from Delicious in Dungeon, says: Chicken wings?! Finally, some normal food! *Sob*
November 28, 2025 at 2:26 AM
vesaldi.bsky.social
i helped! a little
A thanksgiving dinner spread, including turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, green beans, two kinds of cranberry sauce, and a corn muffin.
November 28, 2025 at 12:01 AM
vesaldi.bsky.social
my beautiful wife is ferally disassembling an animal
A partially carved cooked turkey. Jess can be seen to the left with a fork and knife as she cuts it apart.
November 27, 2025 at 11:47 PM
vesaldi.bsky.social
very normal cat behavior
November 27, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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guess who was here first
A photo of two cats in the top tier of a cat tower. Stella the tabby cat is laying in the basket, taking up all the room. Mango the black cat is standing next to her somehow. A photo of two cats in the top tier of a cat tower. Stella the tabby cat is laying in the basket, taking up all the room. Mango the black cat is standing next to her somehow.
November 27, 2025 at 6:59 PM
vesaldi.bsky.social
this thanksgiving, i am thankful for this fart joke from heavensward that 90% of players have probably never seen
An FFXIV screenshot. Alisaie and Alphinaud stand next to each other in Camp Overlook. Alisaie says: Sniff. Sniff. That had better be the sulphur. An FFXIV screenshot. Alisaie and Alphinaud stand next to each other in Camp Overlook. Alisaie says: Sniff. Sniff. I know itw as him. An FFXIV screenshot. Alisaie and Alphinaud stand next to each other in Camp Overlook. Alphinaud says: Is it just my imagination, or is Alisaie staring daggers at me. An FFXIV screenshot. Alisaie and Alphinaud stand next to each other in Camp Overlook. The screenshot shows the position of Alphinaud and Alisaie near a tree opposite the quest giver NPC Bloeidin.
November 27, 2025 at 4:00 PM
vesaldi.bsky.social
This ends up being about $26 for someone who hasn't played before and I regret to say this is actually a FABULOUS deal.
A steam screenshot showing the ESO premium edition in sale for $26.39 down from $79.99.
November 24, 2025 at 9:38 PM
vesaldi.bsky.social
we are christmas shopping for the children in our lives and i've already failed
A Star Wars Black Series figure Merrin from Star Wars Jedi Survivor.
November 23, 2025 at 7:32 PM
vesaldi.bsky.social
oh yeah i forgot i did this
An FF9 screenshot showing Zidane, Steiner, and Vivi. Zidane, whose name is now Lamaty'i, says to Vivi: Let's get him, Gulool Ja!"
November 22, 2025 at 9:59 PM
vesaldi.bsky.social
i'm giggling at the register
A display of ear-shaped erasers called earasers (spelled E A R A S E R). The box they are held in features a picture of Van Gogh with his head bandaged.
November 20, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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sir i don't think that's how you... you know what? nevermind. you do you, my guy.
An ESO screenshot showing a player holding dual daggers but stuck in a drawn bow animation.
November 20, 2025 at 4:52 AM
vesaldi.bsky.social
i like to imagine that instead of a localization error this just my character speaking in a completely different language to throw the NPC off
A screenshot from AFK Journey. The NPC Angie says: Wait a minute, are you a mage? The options are "No" and something untranslated in chinese characters.
November 19, 2025 at 5:01 PM
vesaldi.bsky.social
i made fried rice (and a huge mess)
A bowl of brown fried rice with egg, shrimp, and snow peas.
November 19, 2025 at 1:51 AM
vesaldi.bsky.social
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
The album art for the Final Fantasy X original soundtrack.
November 17, 2025 at 2:54 AM
vesaldi.bsky.social
are they immacculate, tho?
A photo of a sidewalk lines with buildings. The building on the corner has a long verticle light-up sign, reminiscent of those on casinos. The long top part vertically reads vibes, spelled V I B E Z. Beneath says "on the river."
November 16, 2025 at 10:26 PM
vesaldi.bsky.social
oh is that what we're calling it now
A photo of a clear jar with a white lid, filled with a creamy-looking white substance. The label says "Dick's home-made horseradish sauce. Guaranteed pure."
November 16, 2025 at 10:23 PM